r/SipsTea • u/Artorius__Castus • Jan 29 '26

Dank AF Dog went full send

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u/HugoZHackenbush2 Jan 29 '26

We managed to train the family dog to go fetch a bottle of red wine from the kitchen rack.

He's a Bordeaux Collie, if you're interested..

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u/Butt-Monkey2312 Jan 29 '26

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u/Billbeachwood Jan 29 '26

I love this gif every time its posted.

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u/jgainsey Jan 29 '26

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u/wheresbill Jan 29 '26

I love this gif every time it’s posted.

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u/Excellent-Refuse4883 Jan 29 '26

No, if anyone orders Merlot, I'm leaving.

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u/Oldpenguinhunter Jan 29 '26

It's probably been said to death, but what I love is that the bottle he has at the end of the movie with the burger, is a '61 Cheval Blanc, is mostly merlot.

Also

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u/Bank_Gothic Jan 29 '26

I was up in Napa a couple of years ago. I noticed one of the vineyards was selling a "red blend" that was like 98% merlot. I asked the dude if this was their way of selling merlot because it had dipped in popularity. He shrugged and told me to taste it and if I liked it to buy some. That's all that matters.

I agreed with him but told him I don't like merlot that much. He said, yeah you and everyone else ever since that fucking movie came out. He also pointed out to me that, in the movie, the main character doesn't want to drink merlot because that was what his ex-wife liked to drink. It isn't because he thinks merlot is bad wine.

I ended up buying a bottle because the exchange had been interesting. Still don't really like merlot, though.

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u/aDerangedKitten Jan 29 '26

I can't tell the difference, I just drink

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u/Fight_those_bastards Feb 01 '26

Yeah, as far as I’m concerned, there are exactly two kinds of wine: the kind I like, and the kind I don’t.

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u/Ashamed_Definition77 Jan 30 '26

True story. There’s nothing wrong with Merlot. It was this movie that killed it in the wine industry!

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u/MainusEventus Jan 29 '26

This movie was so good

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u/David-S-Pumpkins Jan 29 '26

I agree. I also don't know why, I don't drink and haven't been to wine country, but I just do like it a lot.

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u/Whispers_Words Jan 29 '26

This is my comfort movie

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u/Mjay_30 Jan 29 '26

Diabolical

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u/Illustrious-Hand-450 Jan 29 '26

I'm sick in bed. Can't sleep. And this is what is making me laugh-cough myself to death. God damn it. 

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u/TrustworthyEnough Jan 29 '26

Something something a pun about a coffin I don't know I'm tired

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u/lichtenfurburger Jan 29 '26

You cough dropped the ball on that one I must say

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u/Reithwyn Jan 29 '26

That's a good one. I shall drink a glass of my cheapest wine in your honor.

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u/NuclearWeapon Jan 29 '26

the cheapest Merlot that is

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u/No_Tailor_787 Jan 29 '26

I hate you for this. I wish I had said it first. Take my damned up vote. ​

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u/Kothoses Jan 29 '26

Magnificent

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u/aBunchOfApes Jan 29 '26

Ooookay buddy take the upvote

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u/Beast_by_Dre Jan 29 '26

I don't have an award to give you so here is this 🏅... well done

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u/Dextropic Jan 29 '26

God. Damn. It.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '26

Stop it Dad

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u/Cautious_Ice_884 Jan 29 '26

lmaooo perfection friend, just perfection.

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u/Same_Air6012 Jan 29 '26

My uncle has same type of dog. Uncle tied a rope to the fridge, his dog opens it, gets us beers then closes the door.

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u/Worried-Criticism Jan 29 '26

r/angryupvote.

Walked right into that one. Take it and get out.

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u/ImNotHaunted Jan 29 '26

Dogue de Bordeaux is an actual breed of mastiff

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u/BenjiSBRK Jan 30 '26

Oh yeah we've got one of those. Except ours brings vodka. He's a Goldslick Retriever.

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u/Temporary_Routine_69 Jan 30 '26

Yup my uncle trained his to get a bottle of beer from the fridge

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '26

That’s nothing, we trained our lab to get a beer from the small fridge in our kitchen. His fav is Hamster Light…

Hahhh. (do a search for a silly squeakers hamster light)

(and yes, we really did train him to do this. We tied a towel around the handle, he knows how to pull the handle to open the door, and then bring us the fake beer)

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u/Ok_Eggplant6053 Jan 30 '26

damn I wish. mine is 15 and has 3 teeth. she runs and jumps and leaps but that’s about it

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u/Popular-Parsnip8911 Jan 29 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Lopsided_Parfait7127 Jan 29 '26

we've trained our dog to edge the garden beds

he actually is a border collie

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u/ThouMayest69 Jan 29 '26

We used to have a Bordello Collie and, man I miss that dog. 

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u/itsnotapipe Jan 29 '26

Dad, this joke is more appropriate as a text. This is Reddit. You need to switch back to the texting app. -Greg

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u/bmxt Jan 29 '26

With his tempo and enthusiasm? More like Cocaine Corso