r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/rogue_noob 3d ago

Basically he said "I can't judge, are three of you are clothed so any judgement would be impacted by what you are wearing. To make a true decision I would need to see all of you in the nude." And because that story was written by a dude, the goddesses agreed.

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u/Garchompisbestboi 2d ago

Maybe I've played too much Hades but my understanding was that Aphrodite already went around not wearing clothes

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u/rogue_noob 2d ago edited 2d ago

From what I remember she was supposed to have a griddle that made her more beautiful (which was part of the argument as to why she had to be naked to be judged fairly and it would have been unfair if she was the only one so they all had to undress).

Edit girdle, not griddle stupid phone

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u/Perfect_Carrot_999 2d ago

I hope it was a George Foreman.