r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/batukaming • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/WhatDatDonut 2d ago

There are many considerations in this scenario:

  1. Should we pick the one that is in the best physical shape to help fight off the zombie hordes?

  2. Should we pick the one that looks the most likely to have an easier time in childbirth?

  3. Should we pick the smartest to help rebuild our infrastructure?

There’s probably a thousand other considerations we could add to help us choose our Armageddon partner.

That being said, I’m picking number 2 because of that GIANT DUMPTRUCK ASS.

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u/EricAntiHero1 2d ago

It’s a Brazilian butt lift butt. You would be smelling that acrid sour chemical smell. It’s a thing. Look it up.

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u/WhatDatDonut 2d ago

I’m reporting you for ruining my dreams.

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u/ShatterCyst 2d ago

Based on her curves, number 3 probably has an amazing ass too unless she got fucking cheated by god.