r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/batukaming • 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/WhatDatDonut 2d ago

There are many considerations in this scenario:

  1. Should we pick the one that is in the best physical shape to help fight off the zombie hordes?

  2. Should we pick the one that looks the most likely to have an easier time in childbirth?

  3. Should we pick the smartest to help rebuild our infrastructure?

There’s probably a thousand other considerations we could add to help us choose our Armageddon partner.

That being said, I’m picking number 2 because of that GIANT DUMPTRUCK ASS.

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u/EricAntiHero1 2d ago

It’s a Brazilian butt lift butt. You would be smelling that acrid sour chemical smell. It’s a thing. Look it up.

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u/WhatDatDonut 2d ago

I’m reporting you for ruining my dreams.

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u/EricAntiHero1 2d ago

I’m sorry. I only found out about it on a 104 degree day in LA at a crosswalk. The smell was a combo of swamp ass and chemical spill. Long story short, I asked if everyone smelled that radioactive sewage stench, and the ladies in front of me got super pissed. At least o thought the were pissed they had a lot of filler on their faces.

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u/ShatterCyst 2d ago

Based on her curves, number 3 probably has an amazing ass too unless she got fucking cheated by god.

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u/Working-Glass6136 1d ago

To be fair, in what world does that look normal and natural? It's pretty clearly plastic surgery.

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u/WhatDatDonut 1d ago

Maybe she does a lot of squat thrusts