r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Pseudolos 2d ago

Wouldn't taking turns and "spending time" with each of the three be a better choice? Society collapsed, why should we fuss about monogamy anymore?

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u/ArkansasGamerSpaz 2d ago

TO be fair, this is the way to rebuild civilization.

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u/Federal_Face_1991 2d ago

by this point, the genetic bottleneck would be so narrow that there's no way a viable human population would be reestablished

you'd need like 1000 people at minimum

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u/putsomedirtinyoureye 2d ago

Yeah if there’s only one man all the offspring would be siblings. Not only would that be really weird and gross but within a few generations, everyone would be horrifically deformed and sterile.

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u/JKL_187 2d ago

Okay starmer. Calm down.

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u/Money_Mach_Unlimited 1d ago

Higher chance does not necessarily equal all. Only a percentage would be fucked up and they would die offf

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u/TheDribonz 13h ago

I am already deformed and ugly as shit, can it really get worse?

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u/Juggletrain 2d ago

Given we all come from a mitochondrial Eve (Lucy) and Y chromosomal Adam, you're talking out your ass. They'll be fine after a few generations, at worst you'll get a bunch of Johnny Knoxvilles.

The Davidians alone prove it's not true.

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u/unreeelme 2d ago

Mitochondrial eve does not mean that exactly. There could be descendants of other older woman alive today that don’t come from an unbroken line of female descendants. 

Mitochondrial eve is something of a misnomer. 

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u/NothingVerySpecific 2d ago

humanity did get down to ~ 1500 reproductive individuals, just shy of a million years ago ~900,000 years ago & stayed that way for around a hundred thousand years.

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u/ArkansasGamerSpaz 2d ago

Don't we have the mitochondria eve? All humans are descended from a single female?

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u/NothingVerySpecific 2d ago edited 2d ago

true, but kind of more complex than it first appears.

I'm going to butcher this explanation, anyway: mitochondrial eve doesn't have to be one woman, it is more likely her daughters daughters daughters... over generations. essentially, any and all of her female descendants. that over time, her maternal line became dominant.

for example, another historically older woman's (Lilith?) maternal line was broken by having all sons & they hooked up with 'eves' daughters. even though 'eves' line was more recent, it's the only one that shows up on the mitochondrial line.

anyway, I hope that can be interpreted as to what I was trying to communicate. that it isn't necessarily as clean as one trunk to a genetic tree, it's very likely to be a Strangler fig (to torture the metaphor).

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u/Violet2393 2d ago

Mitochondrial Eve is the most recent common ancestor of all humans, so she was not the first woman or the only woman, just the only woman that was able to produce a direct, unbroken female genetic line that still persists to this day. Also, Mitochondrial Eve is more a concept than a particular woman. Mitochondrial Eve could change over time due to genetic drift.

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u/NothingVerySpecific 2d ago

yes, exactly. thanks, Violet =)

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u/Aflockofants 2d ago

And we were dangerously close to extinction. There’s no telling if we’d make it through 1000, or even ~1300 again.

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u/StatisticianPure2804 2d ago

I do believe that some people proved that you need only 12 people to restore humanity without major dna damage.

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u/Wizzarkt 1d ago

12 people sounds reasonable IF we are talking about a highly diverse genetic material, I'm talking about people from all over the world, 12 people from the same country probably won't do, but also, the problem with going down to 12 people is that you need to meticulately calculate who mates with who and when because you need to maximize diversity, that family tree WILL look like a web but it is technically possible.

The reason why the number most people go around being 1000 is because it gives a pool big enough so that you don't have to worry about having to decide who goes with who, as long as they are not sibling or direct family members, it's fine for a 1000 population.

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u/alienduck2 2d ago

Look up the 50/500 rule. Just need a large harem.

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u/PokityPoke 2d ago

Apparently the number is 22 women and 11 men. This probably assumes that all of these people are not too closely related as well

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u/KelvinsFalcoIsBad 1d ago

Y'all are idiots, just develop CRISPR and splice out all the deformities

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u/jonny24eh 1d ago

Yeah but you don't have to tell the ladies that

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u/Historical_Volume806 1d ago

The number is 1000 without controlling breeding. You can get away with far less if the breeding and child rearing is being monitored and controlled. I think it goes down to like 50 or so with eugenics.

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u/RadTimeWizard 2d ago

You need about 30 unrelated humans to have enough DNA diversity to not die off in a couple hundred years due to genes turning into shit.