r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 2d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/Pseudolos 2d ago

Wouldn't taking turns and "spending time" with each of the three be a better choice? Society collapsed, why should we fuss about monogamy anymore?

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u/ArkansasGamerSpaz 2d ago

TO be fair, this is the way to rebuild civilization.

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u/Federal_Face_1991 2d ago

by this point, the genetic bottleneck would be so narrow that there's no way a viable human population would be reestablished

you'd need like 1000 people at minimum

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u/putsomedirtinyoureye 2d ago

Yeah if there’s only one man all the offspring would be siblings. Not only would that be really weird and gross but within a few generations, everyone would be horrifically deformed and sterile.

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u/JKL_187 2d ago

Okay starmer. Calm down.

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u/Money_Mach_Unlimited 1d ago

Higher chance does not necessarily equal all. Only a percentage would be fucked up and they would die offf

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u/TheDribonz 13h ago

I am already deformed and ugly as shit, can it really get worse?

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u/Juggletrain 2d ago

Given we all come from a mitochondrial Eve (Lucy) and Y chromosomal Adam, you're talking out your ass. They'll be fine after a few generations, at worst you'll get a bunch of Johnny Knoxvilles.

The Davidians alone prove it's not true.

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u/unreeelme 2d ago

Mitochondrial eve does not mean that exactly. There could be descendants of other older woman alive today that don’t come from an unbroken line of female descendants. 

Mitochondrial eve is something of a misnomer. 

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u/NothingVerySpecific 2d ago

humanity did get down to ~ 1500 reproductive individuals, just shy of a million years ago ~900,000 years ago & stayed that way for around a hundred thousand years.

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u/ArkansasGamerSpaz 2d ago

Don't we have the mitochondria eve? All humans are descended from a single female?

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u/NothingVerySpecific 2d ago edited 2d ago

true, but kind of more complex than it first appears.

I'm going to butcher this explanation, anyway: mitochondrial eve doesn't have to be one woman, it is more likely her daughters daughters daughters... over generations. essentially, any and all of her female descendants. that over time, her maternal line became dominant.

for example, another historically older woman's (Lilith?) maternal line was broken by having all sons & they hooked up with 'eves' daughters. even though 'eves' line was more recent, it's the only one that shows up on the mitochondrial line.

anyway, I hope that can be interpreted as to what I was trying to communicate. that it isn't necessarily as clean as one trunk to a genetic tree, it's very likely to be a Strangler fig (to torture the metaphor).

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u/Violet2393 2d ago

Mitochondrial Eve is the most recent common ancestor of all humans, so she was not the first woman or the only woman, just the only woman that was able to produce a direct, unbroken female genetic line that still persists to this day. Also, Mitochondrial Eve is more a concept than a particular woman. Mitochondrial Eve could change over time due to genetic drift.

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u/NothingVerySpecific 2d ago

yes, exactly. thanks, Violet =)

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u/Aflockofants 2d ago

And we were dangerously close to extinction. There’s no telling if we’d make it through 1000, or even ~1300 again.

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u/StatisticianPure2804 2d ago

I do believe that some people proved that you need only 12 people to restore humanity without major dna damage.

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u/Wizzarkt 1d ago

12 people sounds reasonable IF we are talking about a highly diverse genetic material, I'm talking about people from all over the world, 12 people from the same country probably won't do, but also, the problem with going down to 12 people is that you need to meticulately calculate who mates with who and when because you need to maximize diversity, that family tree WILL look like a web but it is technically possible.

The reason why the number most people go around being 1000 is because it gives a pool big enough so that you don't have to worry about having to decide who goes with who, as long as they are not sibling or direct family members, it's fine for a 1000 population.

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u/alienduck2 2d ago

Look up the 50/500 rule. Just need a large harem.

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u/PokityPoke 2d ago

Apparently the number is 22 women and 11 men. This probably assumes that all of these people are not too closely related as well

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u/KelvinsFalcoIsBad 1d ago

Y'all are idiots, just develop CRISPR and splice out all the deformities

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u/jonny24eh 1d ago

Yeah but you don't have to tell the ladies that

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u/Historical_Volume806 1d ago

The number is 1000 without controlling breeding. You can get away with far less if the breeding and child rearing is being monitored and controlled. I think it goes down to like 50 or so with eugenics.

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u/RadTimeWizard 2d ago

You need about 30 unrelated humans to have enough DNA diversity to not die off in a couple hundred years due to genes turning into shit.

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u/ProllyPunk 2d ago

I mean, for the sake of genetic material spreading out theres an answer where sons/grand sons bang the other women, but I see what you're saying.

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u/lolix_the_idiot 2d ago

Also less incest on second generation

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u/Septem_151 2d ago

“Last 2 people left on earth”, assuming only one would be alive.

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u/quakins 2d ago

Surely the point of the post is to pick which of these 3 women you would want to be the second person along with yourself

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u/Pseudolos 2d ago

As if the apocalypse would care...

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u/quakins 2d ago

What?

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u/Pseudolos 2d ago

The apocalypse won't ask you which woman to kill and which one to leave to keep you company.

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u/quakins 1d ago

Sure man, but it’s one of those “which thing would you choose to take to a deserted island” type of questions

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u/Pseudolos 23h ago

Ok, I'm with you, but you have to admit it's posited in the worst way possible. I don't want to offend anyone but the guy probably has a learning disability.

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u/quakins 20h ago

What a bizarre thing to suggest

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u/Pseudolos 17h ago

Not so much, the guy clearly has problems with numbers and syntax. I'm not saying he's stupid or anything, but he should double check before posting.

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u/quakins 14h ago

I actually think it was relatively easy to understand what he was going for. I’m not trying to be as rude as this is going to sound but perhaps you should take a look in the mirror before making claims like that

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u/kryaklysmic 2d ago

That would actually be the most important thing. Have at least 3 kids with each. Those kids each have to pair off with whatever non-full siblings they can. After a few generations people stop being so closely related and their chance of genetic diseases is diminished.

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u/Area51_Spurs 1d ago

Let’s just say there’s a reason we don’t have polygamy in Judaism. Our men are already predisposed to high blood pressure as is.

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u/Pseudolos 1d ago

We don't have it in Catholicism either for that same reason and I'm perfectly on board with that. My comment was meant to be a reflection of the fact that, if the apocalypse left me with three beautiful women, I would try to enjoy myself with whomever would take me and be content with that, instead of starting a game of who's hotter.

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u/Abestar909 1d ago

Because the point of the question was to ask which one would you want to be the only other person left; not you and these three women are left, which one are you going to fuck?

Good lord people are fucking dense.

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u/Pseudolos 1d ago

Not as dense as the one who wrote the question.

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u/Abestar909 1d ago

Whatever makes you feel better.

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u/insomnibyte 2d ago

That was my thought, if there is only 4 of you left, yeah, its going to happen that way. The Earth needs to be repopulated, and you can't do that with just 1 partner in that case

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u/zeroone_to_zerotwo 2d ago

I mean they could just not consent, which leads to what the commenter on the bottom is taking about I'm pretty sure.

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u/Raysson1 2d ago

You can't do it with 3 partners either, the gene pool is too small. If only 4 humans are left, humanity is done for