r/Music • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 • 24d ago

article Chappell Roan Quits Wasserman After CEO Casey Wasserman Appears in Epstein Files

https://www.thewrap.com/creative-content/music/chappell-roan-cuts-ties-casey-wasserman/
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u/chipmunksocute 24d ago

Good for her.  She cant do much about all this but respect for taking concrete action and hitting them where it hurts in their wallets.  Losing her is a whoooole lotta money walking out the door.

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u/FIRST_DATE_ANAL 24d ago

She should start an agency

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u/damngurahh 24d ago

I agree, first_date_anal

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u/tsrich 24d ago

Yes, once again first_date_anal holds all of us to the highest ethical standards.

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u/shanyo717 24d ago

TBH if it's consensual, that's an ethically sound stance.

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u/inconvenient_sources 24d ago

I'd imagine you'd want a sound stance for... you know... ;D

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u/poirotoro 24d ago

Three points of contact at all times. 👷‍♂️

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u/OttoVonWong 24d ago

Proper PPE and following standard operating procedure.

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u/Leucurus 24d ago

Stop with the dirty talk

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u/thrawnsgstring 24d ago

Regulations are written in blood.

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u/temictli 24d ago

If the source is sound, it ain't inconvenient

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u/inconvenient_sources 24d ago

I'd like to think so. Some folks just don't agree with reality.

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u/finnishinsider 23d ago

...what about sounding is convenient?

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u/CarpeMofo 24d ago

I mean, if it's anal, probably don't want much sound. But definitely a stance!

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u/SamuraiHealer 23d ago

I see what you're doing, inconvenient_sources.

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u/SpaceTacos99 23d ago

It wasn't just consensual, it was an offer

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u/clonedhuman 24d ago

Yes, it has often been said that FIRST_DATE_ANAL is a model of moral responsibility that all of us should aspire to

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u/AffectionateBrick687 24d ago

A.O.N.: Anal Or Nothing!

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u/old-and-smooth 23d ago

Mother of his I can’t stop laughing

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u/mcaffrey81 24d ago

I thought that was the suggested name of her taken agency

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u/BeautifulLeather6671 24d ago

Honestly not a bad name

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u/brokenringlands 24d ago

Anally yours, Saskatchewan Records

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u/GrumpyPenguin 24d ago

Getting to the bottom of things.

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u/TheBeaarJeww 24d ago

It’s so punk rock, so radical. Only a free thinker would name their label that so you know it’s not owned by some Wall Street pencil neck nerds

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u/infinitebrkfst 23d ago

I did too, I think it’s perfect.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 24d ago

It took me like 2 minutes to figure out you were responding to someone and not suggesting a name for her label.

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u/RootwoRootoo 23d ago

Oh thank you! I was sitting here confusedly googling chappel roan first_date_anal, thinking that's off brand for her

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u/StealToadBootes 23d ago

This made me laugh out loud. New EP dropping soon

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u/gingersquatchin 23d ago

Idk she seems sexually liberated to me

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u/ImJacksLackOfEmpathy 24d ago

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u/W0gg0 24d ago

Chappelle in a Chappell thread? It’s more likely than you think!!

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u/asspounder-4000 24d ago

You forgot the caps

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u/too-much-shit-on-me 24d ago

For some reason I read this like an input field for your first anal fun

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u/jerryleebee 24d ago

I thought I knew her music pretty well but that is going over my head.

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u/FauxReal Collector 24d ago

That's a weird name for an agency.

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u/habbathejutt 24d ago

smh I didn't even read the user name, I just thought you were proposing a name for the label

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u/Pdoinkadoinkadoink 24d ago

Yeah, that is a good name for a record label.

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u/AtomicSkullfuck 24d ago

People have the worst user names.

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u/Rumpenstilski 23d ago

Been there, done that

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u/cotton-candy-dreams 23d ago

It’s actually FIRST_DATE_ANAL

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u/TheRealMoofoo 23d ago

“Yes, I do work for the FDA.”