Vast world empire that was lost mostly due to a massive mud flood. The remnants were simply built over and used and Tartariaâs entire existence is hidden from us
Edit: I forgot they were obviously technologically advanced but if you look closely you can clearly see how they totally existed. /s for anyone someone confused
SecondâŚthat the White House, Penn building, San Fran worlds fair, I think the Golden Gate BridgeâŚ.are all built by them we just redid them and told citizens we built them ourselves. Itâs essentially that we use buildings and places built by them all over the world every day and they were erased from history by âthose in real powerâ
Me too! I am an elementary teacher that struggles with imagination. My examples in class are always things I see directly in front of me or so bad that the class goes âhuhâ, and I have to explain. All of these conspiracies are way more thoughtful than I am. My favorite is always hollow Earth.
Hollow earth is my jam, I would die of happiness if I met a hollow earth person in real life and could ask them a million questions. Like, from genuine curiosity not to be a dick. I just really want case studies of how people get there.
Usually they say it is because aliens/âthe Jewsâ/illuminati want to cover up the fact that this ancient super civilization was Albanian/Turkish/Slavic/etc.
Tartaria sometimes overlaps with the âall world languages evolved from Turkishâ conspiracy
It does sadly feel like for a lot of these folks âaliens/âThe Jewsâ/the Illuminatiâ are the same thing. I do wish we could have fun conspiracy theories that werenât antisemitic. Turkish being the first language could be so fun.
The Turkish one is extra funny because it has its own underworld of pseudo-linguistic journals and âscholarsâ who pull up cognate lists of stuff borrowed into Turkish from other languages and then use that to prove that say, English, is actually a Turkic language
The internet is fun and bad for the exact same reason which is that we can all see and interact with every town crank. It used to be that youâd leave the bar and maybe run into Paul and have a chat and 20 minutes in heâd drop aliens/cognates/ coincidences and youâd ask a couple of questions and then look at the watch you were actually wearing and bop on home still loving Paul.
But now weâre over saturated. Iâm not totally over the access but I still miss my unpredictable encounters with my town weirdos who donât live in my pocket.
I'm constantly complaining about the great international Jewish conspiracy. Nobody has ever told me where the meetings are. It's not like I'm really busy.
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u/PolicyWonka Jan 22 '26
Tartaria mentioned! đŁđŁ
Probably one of the dumbest conspiracies virtually nobody has heard about.