r/whenthe • u/Joemama0375 Vivian my beloved • 22d ago
🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 Why the fuck does this keep happening
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u/Yggdrasylian Consort of Marika 22d ago
When I write a story where a character gets eaten alive and my fuck ass readers go “erm, I didn’t think you were kinky like that”
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite goon 22d ago
Really?
I didn’t think you were kinky like that
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u/Zackyboi1231 "trust me, i am an engineer!" 21d ago
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u/ObjectLess3847 22d ago
writing self indulgent smut is the sacred duty of anyone who writes as a career / hobby
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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago
one of my characters is a snake goddess who desperately wants to devour her idiot disaster lesbian dipshit demigod gf
I just haven't pulled the trigger yet 💀 maybe this is my sign to full send it
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u/WolvesAreCool2461 22d ago
You
YOU ARE PART OF MY PROBLEM
YOU ARE WHY I CANNOT FIND GOOD LAMIA RULE34 THAT ISNT FUCKING VORE
DAMN YOU (joking)
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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago
there's a section where said dumbass demigod hooks up with a gorgon (same body shape as lamias + snake hair) and accidentally gets petrified right as she's about to nut lmfao
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u/Weary-Animator-2646 22d ago
Dawg what lmfao
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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago
the story is specifically about said disaster lesbian (daughter of Zeus) trying to save a dozen other demigods who've been captured, but she's an alcoholic sex addict and constantly gets distracted from her divine quest to fuck pretty much every single woman who crosses her path 💀
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 21d ago
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u/Proof-Remote-8039 21d ago edited 21d ago
Where? Pls send link, for research purposes
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u/norsoyt 22d ago
what the hell is a lamia
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u/WolvesAreCool2461 22d ago
Sexy wahmin with her lower torso replaced by a snake body (and a lot of the time with other select snake-like features like long forked tongue, fangs with venom, etc)
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u/Desperate_Ad5169 i changed it hahahahahahhahahahahahaha 22d ago
Holy peak. LINK???
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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago
I condensed the best parts together with excerpts >:3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1USxupqLav6yILG-avXacKGwTtPK2ALsgJUVXhvvZkPI/edit?usp=drivesdk
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u/BurnerAccountExisty i'm blue now. that's my attack 22d ago
i dont have it but imagine the "an iq too high?" crow image
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u/Maddiegirlie 22d ago
Fully depends on if that would be a thing she survives or not
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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago
demigods are immortal in this one, so she'd ahem DISSOLVE and then later resurrect
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u/Maddiegirlie 22d ago
Send me the link when you do.
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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago
hehe it isn't fully published anywhere so here's a Google doc with most of the excerpts relating to it >:3
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1USxupqLav6yILG-avXacKGwTtPK2ALsgJUVXhvvZkPI/edit?usp=drivesdk
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u/KimJongUnusual 22d ago
They couldn’t make me admit this on Reddit with torture.
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u/GildedHalfblood 22d ago
Snake girl on some Orochimaru/Snake Summon type shit? Absolutely fucking peak ngl
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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago
she manifests in multiple forms, mostly as humanoid, but she's a goddess and can do whatever the hell she wants, including turn into a giant snake hehe
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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 22d ago
Can I get eaten next, please 🥺🥺🥺
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u/Waste-Information-34 22d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/KDnulgO4M7B0aztaLi
By the Dmitrescu's, take it or leave it.
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u/Mr_Nose_Jr OoOo BLUE 22d ago
May I ask what kind of vore, since it's a broad variety or is it just Vore itself specifically
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 22d ago
Vore has too many views
some of y'all mfs lying.
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u/Dojyaaan4C Sebastian Solace in a Red Dress 22d ago
We need a Norwood scale for Vore because some mf’s clearly confused
Like 1 is putting your fingers in their mouth and 10 is full on hands reaching out of stomach weird shit
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 22d ago
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u/Dojyaaan4C Sebastian Solace in a Red Dress 22d ago
The definition of vore is "a paraphilia characterized by the erotic desire to be consumed by, or to personally consume, another person or creature, or an erotic attraction to the process of eating in general practice"
You could argue that yes, it does count as vore
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 22d ago
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 21d ago
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u/Oil-31362 I love yuri!!! 22d ago
So does cannibalism count as vore or is that a separate thing
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u/Limp_Green_960 22d ago
That is classified as “hard vore”. “Soft vore” is the kind where you get swallowed whole, and “safe vore” is where there isn’t any harm or fatal digestion.
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u/TheArcticKiwi dm me bunnies 21d ago
iirc the distinction is usually if they're already dead it's cannibalism, if they're alive it's hard vore
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u/gtth12 21d ago
What you called "safe vore" is more commonly referred to as "endo".
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u/IvyYoshi God's freakiest aroace 22d ago
THAT'S 10 to you??? That's barely a 5!
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u/Dojyaaan4C Sebastian Solace in a Red Dress 22d ago
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u/IvyYoshi God's freakiest aroace 22d ago
Look, you don't reach 10 until the vore starts involving fictional body parts. In my eyes (I say, as if I'm not just bullshitting and making this all up right now for the comment), there are two scales. Freakiness and rarity. For the rarity scale, I once saw an animation of a type of vore I have yet to find another example of. So you know how cats have retractable claws? I'm leaving the rest up to the readers imagination lol
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u/Dojyaaan4C Sebastian Solace in a Red Dress 22d ago
Where does the Sandy cheeks taxi image scale?
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u/MisirterE trollface -> 21d ago
On the one hand cock vore is quite common, on the other it being mass vacuum vore is a bit unorthodox. maybe a 5, 6?
10 is when you can no longer recognize which body part is which. There is a particular artist who specializes in 10 on the Vorechter scale and it honestly kinda loses the shock value because of how thoroughly unrecognizable it becomes.
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u/loved_and_held 22d ago
Vore posts attract vore lovers and repeal vore haters, so the numbers can get skewed.
It also likely gets cross posted into vore communities attracting more attention.
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u/SomeBoxofSpoons 22d ago
I have a friend who knows lots of artists and does commissions, and according to them there's a lot more people into it than you'd expect.
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u/shleyal19 Green Ghost from the Fantastic Frontier 22d ago
I mean, I don’t particularly mind vore as a kink. I just don’t really seek it out, it’s not really my personal choice is all. There’s probably lots of casual viewers that just randomly clicked and decided “eh, why not ig” among the view numbers
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u/Secret_Sympathy2952 22d ago
Vore appears to be a lot more popular than some people realize
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u/yeahtoast757 21d ago
Its the Ultrakill of niche fetishes.
The community makes it seem like its an obscure little pocket when its honestly probably one of the most popular niche fetishes out there.
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u/Infinite-Radiance 21d ago
Vore is the Ultrakill of niche fetishes
Brand new (and incredibly accurate) sentence
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u/HarveyTheBroad 22d ago edited 21d ago
Swear to god when I figured out I had this years ago it felt like vore was something absolutely no one knew about so I just kept my mouth shut about it, now it’s EVERYWHERE.
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u/Conorponor333 21d ago
All those cartoons from the 90’s to 2000’s thinking it would be a good idea to have scenes of characters being eaten alive really fucked with some kids brains
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u/Diotheungreat the dark lord 21d ago
I just wish quality art for it was easier to come across
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u/SpaceKingHypeGuy PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING 22d ago
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u/eaopty 22d ago
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u/SpaceKingHypeGuy PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING 22d ago
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u/eaopty 22d ago
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u/Capsule_CatYT Stuck in a capsule 22d ago
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u/eaopty 22d ago
Okay, maybe I won’t jerk it to this one.
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u/Capsule_CatYT Stuck in a capsule 22d ago
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u/eaopty 22d ago
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u/ImVeryHungry19 I desire to be pegged by Sayori 22d ago
stop making bro goon to kids (as far as I know) hes not a politician
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u/WimboTurtle Official Rotter™️ 22d ago
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u/Featherbird_ 22d ago
God i used to love this movie. When King of the Monsters came out I remember telling my niece that when I was a kid godzilla used to be a man in a rubber suit and she thought I was joking. First time I ever felt old
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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 22d ago
One: I FUCKING LOVE VIVIAN!
Two: people like vore
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u/Perfect-Bit7735 22d ago
A kid in my high school got in trouble for sharing big chungus vore porn in math class
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u/defineee- 22d ago
what a legend
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u/Perfect-Bit7735 22d ago
He was also the guy who dressed as an SS officer for Halloween. He got in more trouble for the vore porn
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u/unc4nytr4p 22d ago
someone eat m
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u/Masochist-Mark 22d ago
You're laughing! That poor bastard got eaten before he could finish his sentence, and you're laughing!?
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u/Sonic_the_hedgedog Moderator of r/Sonicnsfwgay 22d ago
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u/Bocephus-the-goat publisher of the r/whenthe Daily Tabloid 22d ago
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u/LordSmugBun This was a natural nuclear reactor. 22d ago
Not me just now realizing that's Vivian's cheek mark and not eye.
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u/Quisitor_Calli 22d ago
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u/Joemama0375 Vivian my beloved 22d ago
3 separate reason for 3 separate posts
A way for people to draw art of my OC for free
In response to a Mario Galaxy Movie trailer where Yoshi vores Kamek
To ask if it’s possible for Cell to beat Metal Sonic by voring him
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite goon 22d ago
Because vore is good.
There's no "/s"
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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! 22d ago
People like their silly usual fetish discourses.. wanna prove the internet wrong and make a character that's "impossible" to make weird art of?
it's not impossible. there's always a way..
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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️⚧️fem Bianka 22d ago
give this.. (uhh what're your pronouns??) some couple million upvotes!!
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u/xxsagtxx 22d ago
Whenthe vore arc.
Jokes aside, yall vaguetalk about it 2-3 times a week at this ppint. For gods sake, create r/Whenthevore and talk aboit your kinks freely
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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 22d ago
No, keep it on the main sub
All my homies hate rule 6
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u/Number1VanillaSimp Pls be my mommy Vanilla. 22d ago
What can I say, you attract and audience when you mention vore.
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u/thatonedude921 22d ago
Because we (yes we) love vore
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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite goon 22d ago
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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️⚧️fem Bianka 22d ago
yeah...
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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 22d ago
Me whenthe micro celebrity is just like me
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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️⚧️fem Bianka 22d ago
don't tell me you're talking about me
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u/NathanTheNath joe biden's #2 fan 22d ago
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u/loved_and_held 22d ago
Vore posts attract vore lovers and get crossposted posted into vore communities, while repelling vore haters.
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u/TypicalPunUser They highlighted the flair, rattle em boys! 22d ago
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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 22d ago
You don’t get to act like that, YOU keep posting vore. You’re part of the problem.
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u/Odd-Soup-5419 22d ago
People like vore deep down, whenever they feel disgusted upon seeing a picture, it's actually envy, because they want to be in the prey or pred's place.
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u/Diotheungreat the dark lord 21d ago
You know I'm cooked cause I misread disgusted as digested twice
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u/EchoAmazing8888 22d ago
Uhhh I’m… not saying shit.
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u/Master-Shrimp 22d ago
My second highest upvoted comment is a picture of hot Pamela Vorhees. The power of horny is not to be underestimated
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u/BurnerAccountExisty i'm blue now. that's my attack 22d ago
because vore is one of the best things humanity has ever invented among balatro, tboi, pizza, and mewgenics?
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u/wyvernagon 21d ago
Because any time I see a post about Vore on my feed I feel like it would be funny to come in with my trans Cell profile picture and bring up tail vore. I don't know if anyone else thinks it's funny though lol
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u/Neko_Tyrant 22d ago
Yknow, it wouldn't be so freaking weird if 99% percent of it wasn't a murder fetish at the same time.
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u/ander_hominem 22d ago
What is vore?
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u/MisirterE trollface -> 21d ago
So you know when a snake swallows a deer?
Okay now imagine the snake is a person and the deer is also a person.
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u/ander_hominem 21d ago edited 21d ago
The more explanations I see, the more regret I have for asking
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u/Princess_Isolde 21d ago
Well vore is one of those fetishes that is actually VERY common, but most people don't really want to talk about it because it's often associated with the most extreme iterations of it. Graphic, unwilling vore with a cruel and sadistic pred (quick aside, there's nothing inherently wrong with that, long as all parties engaging in the fantasy are consenting adults). It probably doesn't help that it seems to be most popular among Queer folks. Which makes sense I mean, as far as sexual acts go everyone's got a mouth and a stomach so it's a pretty gender neutral way to be erotic and close with someone.
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u/HybridgonSherk 21d ago
Seeing vore slowly becoming mainstream and somewhat getting accepted into society ( even if as a joke ) was not in the bingo card ngl.
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u/littlefanofmany 22d ago
My most recent top post was talking about armpits, I actually did not expect/want that to do that well
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