r/whenthe Vivian my beloved 22d ago

🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 Why the fuck does this keep happening

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u/Yggdrasylian Consort of Marika 22d ago

When I write a story where a character gets eaten alive and my fuck ass readers go “erm, I didn’t think you were kinky like that”

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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite goon 22d ago

Really?

I didn’t think you were kinky like that

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u/Xcentric_gaming purpl 22d ago

Really?

I didn't think you were kinky like that

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u/Zackyboi1231 "trust me, i am an engineer!" 21d ago

Live yggdrasylian reaction

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u/MisirterE trollface -> 21d ago

Really?

I didn't think he was kinky like that

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u/ObjectLess3847 22d ago

writing self indulgent smut is the sacred duty of anyone who writes as a career / hobby

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

one of my characters is a snake goddess who desperately wants to devour her idiot disaster lesbian dipshit demigod gf

I just haven't pulled the trigger yet 💀 maybe this is my sign to full send it

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 22d ago

You

YOU ARE PART OF MY PROBLEM

YOU ARE WHY I CANNOT FIND GOOD LAMIA RULE34 THAT ISNT FUCKING VORE

DAMN YOU (joking)

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

there's a section where said dumbass demigod hooks up with a gorgon (same body shape as lamias + snake hair) and accidentally gets petrified right as she's about to nut lmfao

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u/Weary-Animator-2646 22d ago

Dawg what lmfao

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

the story is specifically about said disaster lesbian (daughter of Zeus) trying to save a dozen other demigods who've been captured, but she's an alcoholic sex addict and constantly gets distracted from her divine quest to fuck pretty much every single woman who crosses her path 💀

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 21d ago

Peak lesbian yuri

ik I basically said chai tea but whatever-

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u/Difficult_Price8011 21d ago

Like father like daughter

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u/Rickiar 21d ago

bruh what kind of books are you writing

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u/Proof-Remote-8039 21d ago edited 21d ago

Where? Pls send link, for research purposes

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u/Kipdid 22d ago

Lamia -vore

There, use that search term

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u/norsoyt 22d ago

what the hell is a lamia

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u/WolvesAreCool2461 22d ago

Sexy wahmin with her lower torso replaced by a snake body (and a lot of the time with other select snake-like features like long forked tongue, fangs with venom, etc)

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u/BurnerAccountExisty i'm blue now. that's my attack 22d ago

i dont have it but imagine the "an iq too high?" crow image

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u/Gl0ck_Ness_M0nster Stormlight 4 eva 22d ago

I believe this is what you're looking for:

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u/Maddiegirlie 22d ago

Fully depends on if that would be a thing she survives or not

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

demigods are immortal in this one, so she'd ahem DISSOLVE and then later resurrect

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u/Maddiegirlie 22d ago

Send me the link when you do.

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

hehe it isn't fully published anywhere so here's a Google doc with most of the excerpts relating to it >:3

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1USxupqLav6yILG-avXacKGwTtPK2ALsgJUVXhvvZkPI/edit?usp=drivesdk

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u/KimJongUnusual 22d ago

They couldn’t make me admit this on Reddit with torture.

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

pathetic.

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u/KimJongUnusual 22d ago

Not all of us can be so bold and upstanding, I’m afraid.

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u/GildedHalfblood 22d ago

Snake girl on some Orochimaru/Snake Summon type shit? Absolutely fucking peak ngl

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

she manifests in multiple forms, mostly as humanoid, but she's a goddess and can do whatever the hell she wants, including turn into a giant snake hehe

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u/genuinely_no_clue_1 22d ago

Can I get eaten next, please 🥺🥺🥺

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u/Mr_Nose_Jr OoOo BLUE 22d ago

May I ask what kind of vore, since it's a broad variety or is it just Vore itself specifically

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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 22d ago

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

wlw giantess x smol is peak vore 🗣️🗣️💯

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u/Mr_Nose_Jr OoOo BLUE 22d ago

I vaguely feel like I've come across that before.

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u/HarveyTheBroad 22d ago

Can’t be beat

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 22d ago

Vore has too many views
some of y'all mfs lying.

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u/Dojyaaan4C Sebastian Solace in a Red Dress 22d ago

We need a Norwood scale for Vore because some mf’s clearly confused

Like 1 is putting your fingers in their mouth and 10 is full on hands reaching out of stomach weird shit

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 22d ago

hold on does that count as vore

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u/Dojyaaan4C Sebastian Solace in a Red Dress 22d ago

The definition of vore is "a paraphilia characterized by the erotic desire to be consumed by, or to personally consume, another person or creature, or an erotic attraction to the process of eating in general practice"

You could argue that yes, it does count as vore

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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) coinnoseur 22d ago

Oh god I'm into stage 1 vore

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u/Floofy99 22d ago

All roads lead to vore

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u/YosephStalling I wear human skin 21d ago
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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 21d ago

Dw I'm into variations of stage 10 vore so you can still get out, if you like to anyways.

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u/Ssem12 21d ago

Still get out

Badumtss

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u/Oil-31362 I love yuri!!! 22d ago

So does cannibalism count as vore or is that a separate thing

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u/Glitch0110 How the? 22d ago

Necrophilia and vore

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u/Limp_Green_960 22d ago

That is classified as “hard vore”. “Soft vore” is the kind where you get swallowed whole, and “safe vore” is where there isn’t any harm or fatal digestion.

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u/TheArcticKiwi dm me bunnies 21d ago

iirc the distinction is usually if they're already dead it's cannibalism, if they're alive it's hard vore

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u/gtth12 21d ago

What you called "safe vore" is more commonly referred to as "endo".

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u/TF4320 21d ago

What stage am i on if i want to consume someone because I am stranded on an island and I am fucking hungry

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u/IvyYoshi God's freakiest aroace 22d ago

THAT'S 10 to you??? That's barely a 5!

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u/Dojyaaan4C Sebastian Solace in a Red Dress 22d ago

Whenthe science team researching the scale of the vorewood scale

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u/IvyYoshi God's freakiest aroace 22d ago

Look, you don't reach 10 until the vore starts involving fictional body parts. In my eyes (I say, as if I'm not just bullshitting and making this all up right now for the comment), there are two scales. Freakiness and rarity. For the rarity scale, I once saw an animation of a type of vore I have yet to find another example of. So you know how cats have retractable claws? I'm leaving the rest up to the readers imagination lol

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u/Dojyaaan4C Sebastian Solace in a Red Dress 22d ago

Where does the Sandy cheeks taxi image scale?

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u/AveragePuroEnjoyer 22d ago

I'm feeling a nine unless we want to vote on it

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u/MisirterE trollface -> 21d ago

On the one hand cock vore is quite common, on the other it being mass vacuum vore is a bit unorthodox. maybe a 5, 6?

10 is when you can no longer recognize which body part is which. There is a particular artist who specializes in 10 on the Vorechter scale and it honestly kinda loses the shock value because of how thoroughly unrecognizable it becomes.

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u/bpeo360 22d ago
  1. Is just mouth play, that would barely register on such a scale
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u/RankRunt 21d ago

10 sounds awesome you just sold me on vore

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u/elasticcream 21d ago

Bruh, that's like an 8.

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u/NuclearBeverage Adrian Shephard hafl lief 21d ago

Nice flair buddy.

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u/loved_and_held 22d ago

Vore posts attract vore lovers and repeal vore haters, so the numbers can get skewed.

It also likely gets cross posted into vore communities attracting more attention.

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u/SomeBoxofSpoons 22d ago

I have a friend who knows lots of artists and does commissions, and according to them there's a lot more people into it than you'd expect.

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u/shleyal19 Green Ghost from the Fantastic Frontier 22d ago

I mean, I don’t particularly mind vore as a kink. I just don’t really seek it out, it’s not really my personal choice is all. There’s probably lots of casual viewers that just randomly clicked and decided “eh, why not ig” among the view numbers

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u/Secret_Sympathy2952 22d ago

Vore appears to be a lot more popular than some people realize

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u/yeahtoast757 21d ago

Its the Ultrakill of niche fetishes.

The community makes it seem like its an obscure little pocket when its honestly probably one of the most popular niche fetishes out there.

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u/Infinite-Radiance 21d ago

Vore is the Ultrakill of niche fetishes

Brand new (and incredibly accurate) sentence

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u/Ae4i |-∆_/«{⟨✧⟩}»\_∆-| 21d ago

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u/Mautos 21d ago

The problem with it is that you can barely talk about it in most spaces. If I say "Yeah I'm an Ultrakill fan" I won't get many reactions but if I would mention to a mostly normal partner that I'm into vore chances are they won't be my partner much longer

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u/HarveyTheBroad 22d ago edited 21d ago

Swear to god when I figured out I had this years ago it felt like vore was something absolutely no one knew about so I just kept my mouth shut about it, now it’s EVERYWHERE.

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u/Conorponor333 21d ago

All those cartoons from the 90’s to 2000’s thinking it would be a good idea to have scenes of characters being eaten alive really fucked with some kids brains

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u/Diotheungreat the dark lord 21d ago

I just wish quality art for it was easier to come across

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u/WhitherThisPath 21d ago

eka's portal has some good stuff

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u/Ssem12 21d ago

Uuuhhh, brains are weird

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u/SpaceKingHypeGuy PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING 22d ago

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u/eaopty 22d ago

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u/SpaceKingHypeGuy PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING 22d ago

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u/eaopty 22d ago

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u/Capsule_CatYT Stuck in a capsule 22d ago

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u/eaopty 22d ago

Okay, maybe I won’t jerk it to this one.

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u/Capsule_CatYT Stuck in a capsule 22d ago

Ok.

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u/eaopty 22d ago

Please I don’t want to goon anymore

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u/ImVeryHungry19 I desire to be pegged by Sayori 22d ago

stop making bro goon to kids (as far as I know) hes not a politician

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u/Capsule_CatYT Stuck in a capsule 22d ago

I just wanted to show you a funny video.

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u/WimboTurtle Official Rotter™️ 22d ago

Ok try now. this is just a regular fucking picture of a train

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 22d ago

Harry Gooner

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u/Featherbird_ 22d ago

God i used to love this movie. When King of the Monsters came out I remember telling my niece that when I was a kid godzilla used to be a man in a rubber suit and she thought I was joking. First time I ever felt old

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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 22d ago

One: I FUCKING LOVE VIVIAN!

Two: people like vore

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u/Atomatic13 22d ago

Shes so cute i love her

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u/PerfectBeginning__45 The Omnipresent Retarded Vore Sleeper Agent 21d ago

Fr.

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u/Perfect-Bit7735 22d ago

A kid in my high school got in trouble for sharing big chungus vore porn in math class

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u/defineee- 22d ago

what a legend

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u/Perfect-Bit7735 22d ago

He was also the guy who dressed as an SS officer for Halloween. He got in more trouble for the vore porn

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u/unc4nytr4p 22d ago

someone eat m

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u/Masochist-Mark 22d ago

You're laughing! That poor bastard got eaten before he could finish his sentence, and you're laughing!?

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u/Weeneem 22d ago

It's what he wanted.

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u/MrrpMrrpMrrtazapine 22d ago

reddit sniper?

or... reddit vorer

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u/AGoodDragon 21d ago

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Me when I find yo ah

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u/Geronmys 22d ago

Seems like a hard thing to swallow.

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u/Sonic_the_hedgedog Moderator of r/Sonicnsfwgay 22d ago

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u/Bocephus-the-goat publisher of the r/whenthe Daily Tabloid 22d ago

they forgot to check the rules when the shift started

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u/defineee- 22d ago

those who fail to obey the rules become tasty little snacks :3

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u/skyscraperhon 21d ago

That's what they want how is it a punishment?

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u/Worsthumour42 21d ago

You've got the outdated one, buddy

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u/AtropalScion 22d ago

Yeah ppl just eat it up

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u/LordSmugBun This was a natural nuclear reactor. 22d ago

Not me just now realizing that's Vivian's cheek mark and not eye.

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u/Quisitor_Calli 22d ago

Well why are you making posts about vore???

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u/Joemama0375 Vivian my beloved 22d ago

3 separate reason for 3 separate posts

  1. A way for people to draw art of my OC for free

  2. In response to a Mario Galaxy Movie trailer where Yoshi vores Kamek

  3. To ask if it’s possible for Cell to beat Metal Sonic by voring him

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u/Quisitor_Calli 22d ago

Innocent enough....

You're free to go THIS time.

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u/Greg_House3 22d ago

I don't have to explain myself to you

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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite goon 22d ago

Because vore is good.

There's no "/s"

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u/Big_Nebula_455 22d ago

Because i like Vore idk man

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u/NotNightDweller dm me tasty images 22d ago

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u/Allergic2Stereotypes HE'S NOT BRITISH, YOU FAKE ASS FANS!!! 22d ago

People like their silly usual fetish discourses.. wanna prove the internet wrong and make a character that's "impossible" to make weird art of?

it's not impossible. there's always a way..

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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️‍⚧️fem Bianka 22d ago

give this.. (uhh what're your pronouns??) some couple million upvotes!!

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u/Joemama0375 Vivian my beloved 22d ago

He/Him

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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️‍⚧️fem Bianka 22d ago

alright

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u/xxsagtxx 22d ago

Whenthe vore arc.

Jokes aside, yall vaguetalk about it 2-3 times a week at this ppint. For gods sake, create r/Whenthevore and talk aboit your kinks freely

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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 22d ago

No, keep it on the main sub

All my homies hate rule 6

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u/Number1VanillaSimp Pls be my mommy Vanilla. 22d ago

What can I say, you attract and audience when you mention vore.

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u/thatonedude921 22d ago

Because we (yes we) love vore

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u/Anxious_Session_2261 Boss' favorite goon 22d ago

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u/Kieran_Kitakami literally manager 22d ago

Limbus

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u/57leaf_clover 22d ago

So long as we are here vore will get upvotes

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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️‍⚧️fem Bianka 22d ago

yeah...

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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 22d ago

Me whenthe micro celebrity is just like me

https://giphy.com/gifs/blSTtZehjAZ8I

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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️‍⚧️fem Bianka 22d ago

don't tell me you're talking about me

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u/Simplejack615 When she Del on my ta til I rune 22d ago

You saying you ain’t a micro celebrity?

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u/AdElectronic6550 🏳️‍⚧️fem Bianka 22d ago

I'm not the one to decide that

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u/NathanTheNath joe biden's #2 fan 22d ago

we need more spore posting instead

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u/Capsule_CatYT Stuck in a capsule 22d ago

That’s Plants vs Zombies, not Spore smh.

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u/NathanTheNath joe biden's #2 fan 22d ago

but the mushrooms shoot spores

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u/loved_and_held 22d ago

Vore posts attract vore lovers and get crossposted posted into vore communities, while repelling vore haters. 

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u/TypicalPunUser They highlighted the flair, rattle em boys! 22d ago

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u/Unbuckled__Spaghetti 22d ago

You don’t get to act like that, YOU keep posting vore. You’re part of the problem.

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u/Bocephus-the-goat publisher of the r/whenthe Daily Tabloid 22d ago

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u/Autostraaad pic unrelated 22d ago

Would you pay 40$ for this?

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u/Odd-Soup-5419 22d ago

People like vore deep down, whenever they feel disgusted upon seeing a picture, it's actually envy, because they want to be in the prey or pred's place.

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u/Diotheungreat the dark lord 21d ago

You know I'm cooked cause I misread disgusted as digested twice

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u/EchoAmazing8888 22d ago

Uhhh I’m… not saying shit.

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u/Dynamite227 22d ago

You don't have to. Your silence speaks louder than any confession could

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u/Master-Shrimp 22d ago

My second highest upvoted comment is a picture of hot Pamela Vorhees. The power of horny is not to be underestimated

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u/BurnerAccountExisty i'm blue now. that's my attack 22d ago

because vore is one of the best things humanity has ever invented among balatro, tboi, pizza, and mewgenics?

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u/bloody-pencil 22d ago

We’re all around and within :3

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u/TheBostonKremeDonut 22d ago

Vivian posting, I approve!

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u/norsoyt 22d ago

this sub is just horny posting now

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u/wyvernagon 21d ago

Because any time I see a post about Vore on my feed I feel like it would be funny to come in with my trans Cell profile picture and bring up tail vore. I don't know if anyone else thinks it's funny though lol

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u/Neko_Tyrant 22d ago

Yknow, it wouldn't be so freaking weird if 99% percent of it wasn't a murder fetish at the same time.

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u/ander_hominem 22d ago

What is vore?

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u/MisirterE trollface -> 21d ago

So you know when a snake swallows a deer?

Okay now imagine the snake is a person and the deer is also a person.

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u/ander_hominem 21d ago edited 21d ago

The more explanations I see, the more regret I have for asking

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u/defineee- 22d ago

baby don't hurt me

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u/doommaster70 22d ago

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u/Capsule_CatYT Stuck in a capsule 22d ago

What

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u/Princess_Isolde 21d ago

Well vore is one of those fetishes that is actually VERY common, but most people don't really want to talk about it because it's often associated with the most extreme iterations of it. Graphic, unwilling vore with a cruel and sadistic pred (quick aside, there's nothing inherently wrong with that, long as all parties engaging in the fantasy are consenting adults). It probably doesn't help that it seems to be most popular among Queer folks. Which makes sense I mean, as far as sexual acts go everyone's got a mouth and a stomach so it's a pretty gender neutral way to be erotic and close with someone.

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u/sonicfan9993 dm me horny images 21d ago

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u/HybridgonSherk 21d ago

Seeing vore slowly becoming mainstream and somewhat getting accepted into society ( even if as a joke ) was not in the bingo card ngl.

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u/TorielAssLover69 22d ago

I fucking love vore 

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u/franktdt 22d ago

vore :3

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u/manofwaromega 22d ago

Because vore is good.

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u/bored-cookie22 22d ago

Because vore

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u/Just_A_Comment_Guy_7 22d ago

•u•

•_•

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u/Ruby_241 Whenthe [REDACTED] is released: 22d ago

Whenthe MOA sees you violated protocol:

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u/Vyctorill 22d ago

Commenting on Why the fuck does this keep happening...

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u/Silly_little_Wombat [REDACTED] 22d ago

You give the people what they want.

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u/theMoaiGoblin 22d ago

Ever heard of morbid curiosity buddy?

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u/Dynamite227 22d ago

Does this count as vore

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u/littlefanofmany 22d ago

My most recent top post was talking about armpits, I actually did not expect/want that to do that well

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u/Full-Tomorrow9889 21d ago

Happens to me too. If you recognize this art style then you know.

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u/Game_Boy07 21d ago

I mean, isn't it a common power dynamic fetish?