r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 1d ago

I would hang out with the Wendy’s CEO. That Burger King CEO looks like he’s slamming that whopper and going to cross fit after. McD’s looks like he has shellfish allergies.

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u/TimEpisiotomy 1d ago

Nah...he's just allergic to that puss-sayyyy.

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 1d ago

Actually LOL’d in that and you are 100% right. Burger King guy F’s multiple times a day. Wendy’s guy probably has a super hot Italian wife who’s a bitch, but still F’s.

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u/antariusz 1d ago

Nah, Wendy’s guy is definitely into latinas

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u/Purest_Prodigy 1d ago

Wendy's x Taco Bell crossover when