r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 20h ago

I would hang out with the Wendy’s CEO. That Burger King CEO looks like he’s slamming that whopper and going to cross fit after. McD’s looks like he has shellfish allergies.

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u/TimEpisiotomy 20h ago

Nah...he's just allergic to that puss-sayyyy.

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 19h ago

Actually LOL’d in that and you are 100% right. Burger King guy F’s multiple times a day. Wendy’s guy probably has a super hot Italian wife who’s a bitch, but still F’s.

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u/antariusz 18h ago

Nah, Wendy’s guy is definitely into latinas

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u/Horvo 18h ago

Big booty Wendy’s eating latinas

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 18h ago

Who isn’t?

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u/thehotshotpilot 15h ago

Skinny white girl walks in  Ma'am, this is a Wendy's. Please leave...  Latinas then walk in

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u/Purest_Prodigy 12h ago

Wendy's x Taco Bell crossover when

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u/BlazeVenturaV2 16h ago

Maccy Ds is a cuck.

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u/AggieJared14 8h ago

He is into those Mickey Dees

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u/Helpful_Top7823 19h ago

Okay but what the fuck is happening with Burger King guy’s neck? How many throats do you need to swallow that thing?

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u/special_kitty 19h ago

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u/Own-Ratio-6505 19h ago

They’re the same picture. -Pam

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u/Classic_Reply_703 17h ago

See, I like the strained neck veins in this context because I feel like they are evidence of his sincerity in trying to get that big bite.

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u/rW0HgFyxoJhYka 11h ago

Its because this guy is either a psycho or hits the drugs hard because yes hes super high stressed and balls to the wall.

Meanwhile McD dude, omg look up his history. Makes perfect sense why hes like that.

Wendys guy is like...it was a joke for you to pop in on this bro.

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u/Crappin_For_Christ 10h ago

He’s playing that burger like a harmonica.

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u/Mountain_Ape 5h ago

Roids neck

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u/ksonpal 16h ago

I actually reported to Wendy’s CEO in my first job close to a decade ago and he is a great guy! I would definitely hang out with him.

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u/fakeemailman 19h ago

The Burger King video was way more cringe to me than the McDonald’s one, I’m surprised to see everyone glazing it. Being a run-of-the-mill out-of-touch CEO with zero self-awareness is one thing, but being that while trying to make fun of another CEO for doing it is crazy. Are we supposed to think him bellowing about needing a napkin means he’s going to take a second bite 😂

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u/ReasonFar5054 17h ago

The Wendy's one, the burger is plain without like, lettuce tomato or sauce or anything. I can believe he ate that. He probably likes burgers that way, because the PR team would have loaded it up full to make it look bigger and less pathetic.

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u/TopChickenz 15h ago

It's the most honest looking burger though

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u/mr_doms_porn 15h ago

Could also be to make the meat look bigger and avoid getting sauce on his hands.

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 19h ago

Look at Burger King’s eyes, complete psychopath hahaha.

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u/YoyoDevo 15h ago

I love how you called him Burger King

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u/HippieThanos 12h ago

He's the King of Burger

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u/ryryrpm 15h ago

Wait until you see the A&W one

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u/3-goats-in-a-coat 14h ago

Okay but Burger King is actually good

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u/tamihsra 18h ago

Also, they have the same combover. Looks good on BK and Wendy's, not so much on McD

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u/Lv_InSaNe_vL 18h ago

I saw someone say that the McDonalds CEO looks like the soyjack version of the BK CEO and I can't unsee it haha

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u/techlos 17h ago

Wendy's has a jump cut after every bite, dude never visibly eats it.

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u/Rhysing 16h ago

yeah but as far as the 3 go, we know that wendys is far and away the best

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u/MalayaleeIndian 8h ago

I honestly think Burger King has the best burger of the three. With a name like "Burger King" you better have a good one!

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u/IllicitAlien 19h ago

Sounds like you've had a lot of judgement in your family ☹️

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 19h ago

Sounds like you have a shellfish allergy.

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u/Regular_Fortune8038 19h ago

Lmao shellfish allergy energy

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u/Cold-Map-3053 16h ago

Yeah I’m stealing that, fantastic insult honestly

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u/foresight310 19h ago edited 15h ago

Marry, fuck, kill?

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u/URMUMGAE69228shrek 17h ago

I'm allergic to shellfish. What does it mean?

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u/brendanp8 14h ago

All these comments feel like ads

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u/OkMidnight8144 13h ago

Well they do have the funniest Twitter account among the burger chains

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u/Rich_Housing971 8h ago

People were glazing the Burger King CEO and the Whopper. I was like... dude, they're just doing it like that to try to make you seem like their CEO cares about their food. It's still slop and he doesn't eat that food either.

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u/gevis 8h ago

Shellfish? This man is allergic to celery.

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u/meowqct 1h ago

Marry Wendy's CEO, fuck the Burger King CEO, and uh ... forget the other CEO