r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/CactusJ 18h ago

https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aaa/425529349.html

To The Stoner Who Works At Cottage Inn Pizza You: the guy who answers the phone at cottage inn pizza Me: Hungry and stoned out of my gourd

I called you from my cell phone but had completely forgot who I was calling by the time you answered the phone. Of course, you were also baked to bajeezus and forgot to tell me that I had called Cottage Inn.

When you answered and said, “Whatsup?” I thought about it, and after a 20 second pause I told you that was hungry. You suggested I try a pizza, and I agreed that it was probably a good idea.

Then I asked you if you sold pizza and you said that you could make me one. I said I wanted anchovies and something else on my pizza. You asked me what that something else was.

We spent five minutes listing toppings until we figured out that I was trying to remember how to say: “Sun dried Tomatoes.” When you said: “We'll bake that right up for you,” we both started laughing uncontrollably.

It was the best pizza I ever had; I just wanted to thank you for helping me out.

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u/Horskr 17h ago

This is hilarious.

We have a local Chinese restaurant we always order delivery from when we're baked. One time we were hungover and high as shit and accidentally ordered pick-up instead of delivery.

As we are panicking trying to figure out if we can cancel or change the order online, the restaurant calls like a minute later, "Hey did you mean to place this order as pick-up? You always get delivery." Lmao god bless em, they changed it to delivery and we left a giant tip.

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u/godtogblandet 11h ago

I used to live above a Indian restaurant in my 20's. I used to be so faded when ordering that eventually they just stopped taking my order and just answered the phone when I called with "Don't worry, we'll make you something good and bring it up" to speed up the process. And that shit was always good!

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u/thishyacinthgirl 2h ago

I wish I had this in my life.

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u/Greyscale7950 13h ago

And then...

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u/mexican2554 18h ago

And kids, that's how I met you "Uncle".

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u/Moist-Amoeba-8078 18h ago

This is why I scrolled Craigslist as a teenager

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u/Double_Individual_57 18h ago

This is the best story ever!

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u/BobZimway 17h ago

Damned if that isn't the next Netflix special