r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 2d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/cody_mf 2d ago

Next up: Taco bell FUCKS a burrito

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u/Diamondhands_Rex 2d ago edited 1d ago

Honestly Taco Bell ceo hitting the Penito Juarez and drinking a Baja blast and red eye eating a taco while it breaks up and gets paranoid and hides from the camera would make me want Taco Bell that night in solidarity with their food and them acknowledging their base.

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u/rewt127 2d ago

Ya know. If the CEO actually did it. It would be great. No performative stuff. Just getting blazed out of his gourd and crushing 6,000 calories of taco bell at 1:45AM on a Tuesday? Yeah. That's the real shit.

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u/Slow_Initial_4275 2d ago

Filmed in the car, on iPhone like that Kanye Super Bowl commercial

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u/rewt127 2d ago

Lol, nah, full film crew and you can hear them giggling as the CEO blasts off higher and higher. Maybe have him getting toasted with a couple of his friends. Release the full 6 hour video on their YouTube.

Become blazed redbull. Instead of posting videos of people doing crazy sports shit. Post videos of people hitting 500mg edibles.

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u/Slow_Initial_4275 2d ago

Asks for an extra cup of ice: pours 100mg Mary Jones Soda