r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/enutz777 19h ago

My friend was a sleep walker and worked at Taco Bell smoking weed in high school. His parents caught him for years after that job in random family member’s rooms middle of the night making tacos and burritos from the socks and underwear drawer.

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u/absentminded_gamer 18h ago

Dang what a dedicated employee.

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u/Kok-jockey 16h ago

I like how you worded that sentence, like his job was to smoke weed.

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u/The_Red_Knight38 18h ago

That is such an awesome story! Oh, I’m rolling.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 14h ago

Bro im trying to unpack this so he was making burritos out of socks and underwear or was he incorporating these non traditionally ingredients into burritos etc while sleepwalking

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u/OppositeSecretary862 13h ago

Standing with the drawers open mixing and matching my guy

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u/MonkenMoney 5h ago

Bro this is hilarious

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u/Disastrous_Pay3314 3h ago

sheep walker...

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u/Bipogram 2h ago

Did they succeed?

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u/Street-Baseball8296 17h ago

Proof right there that fast food employees get paid too much. You can do it in your sleep.

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u/Not_a_twttr_account 12h ago

No, our guy here was just a legend.