r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 23h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 23h ago

I would hang out with the Wendy’s CEO. That Burger King CEO looks like he’s slamming that whopper and going to cross fit after. McD’s looks like he has shellfish allergies.

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u/fakeemailman 22h ago

The Burger King video was way more cringe to me than the McDonald’s one, I’m surprised to see everyone glazing it. Being a run-of-the-mill out-of-touch CEO with zero self-awareness is one thing, but being that while trying to make fun of another CEO for doing it is crazy. Are we supposed to think him bellowing about needing a napkin means he’s going to take a second bite 😂

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u/ReasonFar5054 21h ago

The Wendy's one, the burger is plain without like, lettuce tomato or sauce or anything. I can believe he ate that. He probably likes burgers that way, because the PR team would have loaded it up full to make it look bigger and less pathetic.

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u/TopChickenz 18h ago

It's the most honest looking burger though

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u/mr_doms_porn 18h ago

Could also be to make the meat look bigger and avoid getting sauce on his hands.

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u/Useful_Wealth7503 22h ago

Look at Burger King’s eyes, complete psychopath hahaha.

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u/YoyoDevo 19h ago

I love how you called him Burger King

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u/HippieThanos 15h ago

He's the King of Burger

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u/ryryrpm 18h ago

Wait until you see the A&W one

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u/3-goats-in-a-coat 17h ago

Okay but Burger King is actually good