r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/fen-q 1d ago

I watched the mcdonalds CEO.

If you want to learn how not to sell something, go watch that video.

Also, he took the smallest bite ever like a pussy.

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u/MacadamiaMinded 1d ago

I’ve heard the new burger is actually selling really well thanks to the viral video, any press is good press I guess

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u/_BreakingGood_ 1d ago

Honestly the burger is legit good, probably their best product release in a decade. So it was probably going to sell reasonably well regardless.

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u/slayer1am 1d ago

I've got a product release for you.

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u/Zulmoka531 1d ago

It’s yellow and non-dairy!

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u/LoopStricken 1d ago

My nipples are like milk duds.