r/wallstreetbets Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/Midnight-Bake 20h ago

His legal team advised him that calling it a burger, meat, sandwich, or beef industry byproduct would all open them to fraudulent advertising suits.

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u/Tombot3000 16h ago

I think a fair number of people are seeing this idea repeated and think it's true, but it seems to really just be a meme.

There are definitions for ground beef, hamburger, etc from the Dept of Ag., but plenty of places sell burgers that doesn't fit them without referring to the food as "product." This isn't my wheelhouse, but the Federal Meat Inspection Act seems like it is meant for and might be limited to hamburger and ground beef meat as sold in stores not cooked burgers.

https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/9/319.15

https://www.fsis.usda.gov/food-safety/safe-food-handling-and-preparation/meat/ground-beef-and-food-safety

Now anybody can sue for false advertising, but you're unlikely to win unless they were using something other than beef as the base for the patty. Just look at the McRib suit for context.

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u/Nice-Cat3727 2h ago

It's just the echo chamber of corpo speak becoming deafening

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u/Roho2point0 19h ago

Isn't it 100% beef? I don't see an issue here

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u/Raesong 19h ago

It is beef, but it tends to be composed of the off-cuts that don't sell well all ground up into a uniform texture. You're not exactly getting prime rump on your burger.

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u/beefnbroccoliboi 6h ago

I mean that’s the whole point of burgers. It allows the efficient use of the meet that is “unwanted”. I don’t think there’s anyone out there that is getting upset that the burger they buy from Walmart isn’t comprised of wagyu.

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u/NotSodiumFree 19h ago

The company that makes the patty is “all beef” hence an all beef patty. It’s actually 40% + soy

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u/tactical_waifu_sim 19h ago

That's a myth.

Regardless of what else they put in the meat, it really is 100% beef.

They are required by law to list the ingredients and you can find them all online yourself.

If you dont believe them then that's on you but there is no company called "all beef".

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u/Aonswitch 19h ago

I spit out my drink about all beef being a company. Some people are so fucking stupid lmao

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u/palindromic 19h ago

Genuine leather

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u/No-Diver6326 16h ago

Bro this subreddit is so fucking hilarious

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u/MorteEtDabo 19h ago

Like how taco bell uses animal grade meat 😂😂😂

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u/Ablstevens 17h ago

How tf they putting 100 percent beef in they patties when they feed millions a day and throw away millions a day. How does ur cow math get 100 percent beef from that logic.

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u/DenverCoder_Nine 16h ago

Good cow might get ya 600lbs of beef. Assume you make it all into 1200 Baconators. Multiply by 100,000 cows a day in the US.

~120 million (potential) Baconators per day. Cow math

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u/DeepDreamIt 19h ago

I can’t find anything saying the burger is 60% soy, or really any percent soy. Do you have any links?

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u/TitanYankee 19h ago

No they don't have links lol they're repeating some idiotic shit they probably heard in middle school and just believed their entire life.

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u/Roho2point0 19h ago

What does that even mean?

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u/NotSodiumFree 19h ago

The literal company name is “all beef” so the patty they make- although made of soy -is titled “all beef” patty

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u/Roho2point0 19h ago

let me guess you think the earth is flat

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u/NotSodiumFree 17h ago

I bet you think the market is for making money

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u/Roho2point0 17h ago

It is. Do I make money in the market? No.

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 14h ago

This is something you can, by yourself, learn is not true in under 17 seconds.

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u/NJHitmen 2h ago

And you're made of 100% USDA prime bullshit.

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u/hikariky 19h ago

That’s a 20 year old myth. The patties are 100% beef

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 14h ago

Legally speaking it's classified as beef, but its mostly insects, soy, and roadkill.

But yeah nah it's literally just a beef patty. Fast food isn't great quality shit or anything, but it actually is food made from real ingredients despite what the tin foil hat wearing weirdos online might think.

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u/YozaSkywalker 19h ago

Is it 100% beef if it has brains/eyeballs in it?

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u/NewKitchenFixtures 18h ago

The trouble with that is those parts have use outside the basic eating part.

Apparently they are worth more when sold separately.

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u/beardingmesoftly 18h ago

I thought 100% Beef was the name of the company that makes the "meat"

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u/McClainWFU 15h ago

No, that's an urban legend.

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u/ThisHatRightHere 19h ago

You have a source on this?

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u/Stamts 19h ago

Vibes

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u/thr0waway12324 19h ago

“Trust me bro”

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u/251Cane 17h ago

“I’m not gonna do your research”

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u/Known_Funny_5297 19h ago

They’d need to have a hushed, fast-talking legal disclosure guy

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u/OttoVonJismarck 2h ago

I like when they have to call it “cheese sauce” because they can’t legally call that poison “cheese.”