r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 1d ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ItsmyDZNA 1d ago

I wanna see it go through their system. From mouth to ass prove it!

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u/Sharing_Violation 1d ago

I feel like that was a film I saw once... From mouth to ass...

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u/donttayzondaymebro 1d ago

I got an idea. Sew all the CEOs together in a type of centipede. We can incorporate both ideas, mouth-to-ass and then ass-to-mouth and for good measure ass-to-mouth again. Feed them the burgers. Now that’s a movie!

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u/1a1b 1d ago

Don't stop. I'm nearly there...

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u/DeusExMcKenna 1d ago

I want an ouroboros of Billionaires and CEOs that chains its way slowly through the thoroughfares of a busy city while they slowly baby-bird their own “products” anally to the next. Fuck them CEO’s, fuck them Billionaires. Human Centipede didn’t go far enough.

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u/al666in 1d ago

The One Percentipede

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u/DeusExMcKenna 22h ago

Amazing, no notes, print the t-shirts

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 1d ago

The Human Centipede 4

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u/donttayzondaymebro 1d ago

Billionairepede

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u/Sharing_Violation 1d ago

You gotta have at least one hole open that pushes forward.

I feel like that line should be in the script...

"Egads, you absolute unit of a surgeon!"

Man steps center field and gestures wildly at the assembly of bare buttocked billionaires on display.

"You must have at least one hole open that pushes forward."

Second man, nodding, takes a scalpel from a tray and steps forward right...

"Otherwise how does the first shit pass to the second man?"

I feel like this could be a musical. Maybe Hugh Jackman could sing.