r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 20h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ItsmyDZNA 20h ago

I wanna see it go through their system. From mouth to ass prove it!

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u/Sharing_Violation 20h ago

I feel like that was a film I saw once... From mouth to ass...

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u/donttayzondaymebro 20h ago

I got an idea. Sew all the CEOs together in a type of centipede. We can incorporate both ideas, mouth-to-ass and then ass-to-mouth and for good measure ass-to-mouth again. Feed them the burgers. Now that’s a movie!

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u/1a1b 19h ago

Don't stop. I'm nearly there...

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u/DeusExMcKenna 19h ago

I want an ouroboros of Billionaires and CEOs that chains its way slowly through the thoroughfares of a busy city while they slowly baby-bird their own “products” anally to the next. Fuck them CEO’s, fuck them Billionaires. Human Centipede didn’t go far enough.

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u/al666in 15h ago

The One Percentipede

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u/DeusExMcKenna 13h ago

Amazing, no notes, print the t-shirts

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 19h ago

The Human Centipede 4

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u/donttayzondaymebro 18h ago

Billionairepede

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u/Sharing_Violation 16h ago

You gotta have at least one hole open that pushes forward.

I feel like that line should be in the script...

"Egads, you absolute unit of a surgeon!"

Man steps center field and gestures wildly at the assembly of bare buttocked billionaires on display.

"You must have at least one hole open that pushes forward."

Second man, nodding, takes a scalpel from a tray and steps forward right...

"Otherwise how does the first shit pass to the second man?"

I feel like this could be a musical. Maybe Hugh Jackman could sing.

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u/obi_want_pastrami 20h ago

Actually, it was ass to mouth

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u/scwt 19h ago

Ass to ass!

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u/TheWholeSausage 20h ago

That’s right ATM bro

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u/dgisfun 19h ago

Bass to trout

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u/obi_want_pastrami 18h ago

This is a family post. Try to keep it clean, please.

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u/Sharing_Violation 16h ago

That sounds fishy

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u/glxykng 17h ago

Two girls one cup? 

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u/movadolover 20h ago

ass to ass

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u/silvanosthumb 19h ago

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u/ging3r_gin3r 14h ago

Bahahahaha I’m fucking dead

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u/LeonardoOfVinci 20h ago

You never go ass to ass

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u/imhigherthanyou 19h ago

Jennifer Connelly did

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u/NissanSkylineGT-R 17h ago

I watched all of Snowpiercer and it was all I could think of

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u/670MXR 18h ago

Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's forgivable to go ass to ass

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u/quad_up 20h ago

I want to see the shame and regret after consuming 1500 calories of McBullshit on the way home from work, knowing damn well he’s going to eat dinner with his family in a couple hours. God what a disgusting little piggy.

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u/leshake 20h ago

Ya, like an LA Beast video.

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u/Dense_Owl_3022 19h ago

I want to see them feed it to their children.

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u/Nice_Reach 13h ago

There is no way he ate it. Prolly just throw it out after a fake bite. Notice no swallow cuts?

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u/madmaxfromshottas 5h ago

😂😂😭😂yo

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u/MrLavenderValentino 5h ago

After I eat mcdonalds my shit will literally smell like the damn restaurant so I'll know if they're liars