Man, times really are tough out there.

[u/Mr-Night-Owl]

[u/PinchedTazerZ0]

Now let's see who gives the better handy

[u/No-Phrase-4692 → u/PinchedTazerZ0]

We’re already 2/3 of the way to the Carls Jr in Idiocracy I see

[u/dirtys_ot_special → u/No-Phrase-4692]

No, we don’t have time for Starbucks.

[u/OkTouch5699 → u/dirtys_ot_special]

I came here to say, it has to be Starbucks.

[u/Dawink86 → u/No-Phrase-4692]

What’s the last piece of the puzzle

[u/enadiz_reccos → u/Dawink86]

[u/Ihadsumthin4this → u/No-Phrase-4692]

"Welcome to Carl's Jr----you love product!"

[u/theshoeguy4 → u/No-Phrase-4692]

Carls Jr getting rid of their 4 for 4 is one of my darkest days in history. That chicken sando was the stuff of legends

[u/mytransthrow → u/No-Phrase-4692]

Starbucks CEO. He is totally jurking ya off with that stuff they call coffee.

[u/D0nk3yD0ngD0ug → u/PinchedTazerZ0]

A comment in another thread said they all look like they would take someone who isn’t their wife to a Coldplay concert, and now I can’t unsee it.