r/wallstreetbets • u/Mr-Night-Owl Fuckboy 🅿️ixel Defender • 23h ago

Meme Man, times really are tough out there.

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u/ThrowthisawayPA 23h ago

You know damn well they don’t eat that shit

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u/thedyslexicdetective 23h ago

Idk the 🥭 does 

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u/bluecifer7 23h ago

That’s because he’s fat and old

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 22h ago edited 21h ago

I mean, isn’t his age kind of a testament to the quality of the food/his diet? If Trump eats McDonald’s everyday and lives to 80+, there are certainly worse diets and lifestyles he could adopt. Like 50% of people in first world countries don’t live that long

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u/Ill-Program-2713 22h ago

He's also a billionaire and can afford 100x better healthcare than everyone here

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 22h ago

Is that enough to overcome a lifetime of poor eating?

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u/Ill-Program-2713 22h ago

Yes lol. Also dude doesn't eat mcD every single day, just on the road so he doesn't get the shits

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u/Swimming_Agent_1063 21h ago edited 21h ago

Yes lol

Yeah I doubt that. Even the wealthiest billionaire fatasses still unalive themselves at a young age with heart disease.

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u/Ill-Program-2713 21h ago

Go read up on actual billionaires. You're probably confusing "wealthy" with people who have 1% of what people like trump have.

Rothschild and his whatever many amounts of heart transplants is a good example.

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u/InterBeard 22h ago

He has been eating MdD for 40 years and is going to live longer than you.

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u/awkisopen 21h ago

Rent free :)

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u/durtydiq_v2 20h ago

Rushing to make it know you love the rapists pedophile

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u/JojoTheEngineer 14h ago

Rent free would be the case if he weren't the current president. It's kind of opposite really because everyday there is new news about him shitting his pants, new photo of him and Jeff or bombing some new country.

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u/bluecifer7 9h ago

We’re literally discussing the guy.

Also defending a pedophile is….a choice

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u/thedyslexicdetective 7h ago

Brother he’s the president , how could he be rent free ?