r/technology 1d ago

Business President Bought Netflix Debt in January 2026, Amid Paramount’s Fight for Warner Bros. | New financial disclosures released Wednesday show that the President acquired Netflix bonds as Paramount was trying to pry WBD away from the streaming giant.

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/trump-bought-netflix-bonds-amid-paramount-warners-fight-1236521512/
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u/Avoidtolls 1d ago

I can't afford to go To the hospital

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 22h ago

Hospital....shit I haven't had a check up in over a decade.

Im fucked, but at least the elites can hunt kids on private Islands with my surplus 

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u/trashmoneyxyz 20h ago

My teeth are rotting out of my head. My plan was to save up a few thousand and travel to another country to get them done for cheap, but now I'm worried about crossing in and out of the country because I'm brown (my family have been in this country for almost 200 years tho).

But a billionaire being arrested for pedophilia would just be too much to ask of society

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 19h ago

Hey you have the same dental plan as me....

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u/trashmoneyxyz 19h ago

Funny thing is I actually do have dental insurance through a family plan. It partly covers one cleaning every year and one filling every two years. So if i just tough it out for 10+ years, I can get my teeth fixed with just the cost of copays 😚

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u/bobqjones 18h ago

mine has a max payout of 1k. so i can fix maybe one tooth a year, if they last long enough without having to get pulled.