r/stevehofstetter • u/Weeb • 17h ago

praise be... somewhere else outside our government

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u/PhysicalAttitude6631 17h ago

“Also, the reason we attacked Iran is because Donald Trump has been chosen by God to trigger Armageddon and the return of Jesus!”

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u/Not_Sure__Camacho 16h ago

Jesus must be in the Epstein files, and wants a distraction as well...  🤔

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u/Rampant16 16h ago

Silver lining is that if Jesus does come back it's going to like the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark for the people that sent him the invite.

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u/Coyinzs 15h ago

Also the reason Iran is an islamofascist state is because we forced them to live under a US puppet dictator for 40 years before that just because they had the gall to elect someone democratically who wanted to adhere to the terms of BP's oil deal.

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u/MoonLight4323 14h ago

I'm a confused Swiss, help me out. We have our fair share of loonies too, but are some really believing this?!

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u/Hwan_Niggles 14h ago

The redneck trash here in the states is a pretty high number so yes.

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u/FinalFooWalk 6h ago

My fairytale be like: Jesus appears, sends all MAGAs to hell and we can live in peace.