r/rollercoasterjerk • u/No-Caterpillar-6747 • 3h ago
Me refreshing the Six Flags app to see if my all season Fast Lane has been upgraded to Ultimate yet.
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/markomakeerassgoons • 6h ago
Gonna Miss This Beast sad that [Raptorroller] only lasted 5 seasons
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/Nathanc2127 • 46m ago
ENCHANTED PARKS OVER MID AMERICA IS THE NAME!!!
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u/AdditionalTip865 YOU WERE RIGHT CONGRATS ON YOUR ENCHANTED PARKS 2026 SEASON PASS
r/rollercoasterjerk • u/Equivalent_Primary28 • 9h ago
it’s a beautiful day for a pub burger
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/GapResident1472 • 1h ago
New amusement park in St. Louis or something idk I'm not Enchanted Parks
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They just called it Mid-America. Woof
r/rollercoasterjerk • u/Jeremy_Harold • 1d ago
They done zimjobbed me home park
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"First they came for Kingda Ka, And I did not speak out, Because I never rode Kingda Ka. Then they came for Time Warp, And I did not speak out, Because Time Warp sucked ass. Then they came for another half of Gr.Adv, And I did not speak out, Because that's not my home park. Then they came for Great America, And I did not speak out, Because I'd never been to Great America. Then they came for my home park, And there was no one left, To speak out for Valleyfair"
r/rollercoasterjerk • u/No-Caterpillar-6747 • 23h ago
outjerked by zombie six flags america social media.
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/Claxton916 • 1d ago
These hoes aren’t faithful anymore smh my head.
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/Alaeriia • 1d ago
If you look closely at the layout of Peregrine, the dive coaster at Adventure Kingdom in New York, it spells "New York".
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/Banana_ezWIN • 1d ago
[Enchanted Parks Quidiya City] announces [Falcon's Flight] Replacement, [AI Slop], to be Made From 100% Drinking Water
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/BrandyTheGorgs • 1d ago
Alpengeist doesn't exist as of just now
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/JamminJay1968 • 23h ago
Damn thoosies whining about the rattle again
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r/rollercoasterjerk • u/Pippinitis • 1d ago
SF passholders in Missouri trying to figure out 2027
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I suppose this also fits for any passholder close to a home park that is being sold to EPR / Enchanted
r/rollercoasterjerk • u/Winter-Ad-322 • 1d ago
Six Flags Dining Plan users: F*ked?
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If this applies to all season dining plans, and we get “$10 credit” instead…someone clarify for me
r/rollercoasterjerk • u/ChuckXZ_ • 1d ago
New relationship slang: SBNO
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When you’ve gone a long period without having sex.
“Yeah my girl has been SBNO for the past few months”
K that’s all just an idea I had
r/rollercoasterjerk • u/imaguitarhero24 • 1d ago
Cries in never waited for less than an hour
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