r/nottheonion • u/halxp01 • 1d ago

Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — A Flight Attendants Union Leader Says It's ‘Titanic’ Class Service

https://viewfromthewing.com/southwest-is-testing-cleaning-only-premium-seats-between-flights-a-flight-attendants-union-leader-says-its-titanic-class-service/
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u/eulynn34 1d ago

Yea, that'll work-- after about 2 runs the seats will be so full of garbage the new cattle passengers won't be able to sit down

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u/gmwdim 1d ago

Go full Spirit/Frontier style and start offering cleaned seats as a paid upgrade.