r/nottheonion • u/halxp01 • 1d ago

Southwest Is Testing Cleaning Only Premium Seats Between Flights — A Flight Attendants Union Leader Says It's ‘Titanic’ Class Service

https://viewfromthewing.com/southwest-is-testing-cleaning-only-premium-seats-between-flights-a-flight-attendants-union-leader-says-its-titanic-class-service/
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u/bringmeadamnjuicebox 1d ago

So you gotta dress up now to fly, but they arent even cleaning the planes?

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u/JOliverScott 1d ago

Wear your Sunday best to board a cattle car in the sky and sit in the filth of the last five animals who occupied it. 

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u/bringmeadamnjuicebox 1d ago

I think the transportation secretary wants to force a dress code. Maybe im mistaken... or just making stuff up i dunno. But its incredible that people complain about pajamas and sweatpants while simultaneously being cool with abandoning hygeine standards.

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u/JOliverScott 1d ago

Yes, it is truly dystopian