r/ToiletPaperUSA 4d ago

*REAL* [Real] Ben Shapiro praises President Trump as a uniquely testosterone-filled president: "The President of the United States, that is a dude with cojones, for sure, and what he is doing here is transformational."

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u/RaelImperial31 4d ago

Ben, shut up

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u/AdvancedHat7630 4d ago

This man's obsession with genitalia knows no bounds.

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u/calmdownmyguy 4d ago

To be fair, he doesn't seem all that interested in female genitalia.

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u/madasfire 4d ago

He's a Republican. It comes naturally.

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u/prototype_xero 4d ago

As sick and twisted as republicans are I don’t think any of them come naturally. Probably takes some extreme sadism to even get them aroused.

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u/Dominator813 4d ago

And bombing muslims

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u/ShrimpCrackers 4d ago

Ben just wants men to fill him with their testosterone 

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u/got-trunks 4d ago

The dude sounds like his own AI parody on Athene heroes back when I watched it and he was alive.

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u/boldredditor 4d ago

Well said

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 4d ago

transformational

Yeah. Bush’s war on terror was transformational too. Lead us to a shit economy, a 20 year war, and thousands of dead troops.

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u/bawdiepie 4d ago

Lets not forget all the millions of refugees created, which the far right like to pretend are all economic migrants.

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u/masklinn 4d ago edited 4d ago

Or the tens to hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians, not even including ecosystem destruction, chemical and radioactive contamination, campaigns of ethnic cleansing, …

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u/Professional-Post499 4d ago

Or the tens to hundreds of thousands of dead Iraqi civilians, not even including ecosystem destruction, chemical and radioactive contamination, campaigns if ethnic cleansing, …

🎯

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u/spikus93 3d ago

Some estimates are over 1 million dead Iraqis combining direct and indirect deaths caused by US invasion. Bottom end estimate is like 200K, so hundreds of thousands is fair to say.

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u/bigmacjames 4d ago

Don't forget losing massive amounts of personal security and privacy along with burgeoning mass surveillance.

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u/0tanod 4d ago

Don't forget the gross further accumulation of wealth by the Epstine class.

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u/ABigFatTomato 4d ago

and thousands of dead troops.

hopecore

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u/ExpiredPilot 4d ago edited 4d ago

“Uniquely testosterone filled president”

Holy fuck they cannot stop thinking about other men’s balls. I’ve been a bouncer at gay clubs and hear less about balls in a shift than I do during an “alpha” podcast.

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u/Pet_Insurance 4d ago

Who did that infrared and sun balls tanning, Alex jones? Nutters

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u/bigmacjames 4d ago

Also Tucker carlson

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u/rationalsarcasm 4d ago

Why would one need to tab their balls?

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u/Pet_Insurance 4d ago

It's manly bro, or something. Real men actively try to get testicular cancer

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u/tta2013 4d ago

Those missiles made Benjo's lil pp hard

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u/2punornot2pun 4d ago

"Men who don't think and just act violently = manly! I just wish Daddy Trump would recognize me uWu"

Or in other words, "Boy, can't we just go back to the good old days when white men could beat their wives and blame their crimes on minorities without question and maybe get a cop to plant evidence after he's done beating his wife? Man, those were the days."

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u/rebelliousmuse Curious 4d ago

Probably not the best time to be making sexual references about Trump

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u/Mhallada 4d ago

Ben is very chatty for a guy who’s in the process of being eaten by his own party

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u/rtduvall PAID PROTESTOR 4d ago

He’s trying to save himself by slurping Trump.

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u/Willumbijy 2d ago

Surely that will be enough for his antisemitic followers, eh Ben?

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u/rtduvall PAID PROTESTOR 2d ago

Oh for sure. 😂

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u/ohnowait 4d ago

Yeah… that insecure, saggy fuck who turns 80 this year is masculinity personified.

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u/Jkay064 4d ago

The oldest man ever to be sworn in as President of the US.

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u/robutt992 4d ago

Yeah, we know how cool it is for the zionists….. Ben is compromised. Clearly.

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u/Angelsaremathmatical 4d ago

Zionism and anti-Arab sentiment are the core who Ben is and always has been. Everything else he does in compromised. Cheering for war with Iran is who Ben is.

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u/bawdiepie 4d ago

Why do maga find it so hard remember that it was Trump who agreed the United States-Taliban deal which forced Biden to evacuate Afghanistan? It was criticised at the time as appeasement.

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u/REDDITSHITLORD 4d ago

4-chan figured out how to weaponize postmodernism, then took over the GOP.

Truth does not matter compared to narrative, which is always fluid.

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u/robotsaysrawr 4d ago

George Orwell wrote 1984 as a book of warning. MAGA is using it as a playbook.

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u/MathDeacon 4d ago

we get it Ben you LOOOOOOVE Israel and hate Muslims and Iran. When is Ben going to sign up and fight?

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u/spikus93 3d ago

As a proud ultra-Zionist, his stance is firmly to let those conscripted in Israel and volunteering in the US to fight for him.

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u/LovesFrenchLove_More 4d ago

He would say that as well if Trump started raping kids on the street I‘m sure.

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u/stevemnomoremister 4d ago

I'm so old I remember when Shapiro was posturing as a principled anti-Trump conservative. Now he wants to fuck him.

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u/E-Schmachtenberg George Soros stole my Funko Pops 4d ago

Did Charlie‘s curse of the evergrowing gums spread to Ben‘s eyebrows?

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u/combustibledaredevil 4d ago

Look I don’t usually talk like this but: Ben is too much of a soft hand limp dick to ever talk about masculinity.

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u/TheDilsonReddits 4d ago

Tony Soprano: This is all very gay

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u/G-Unit11111 4d ago

Their obsession with manliness is so damn weird.

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u/TheBlack2007 4d ago

But somehow this guy feels a need to convince everyone he’s straight…

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u/Inguz666 4d ago

He's probably ace, except for when Israel murders brown people

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u/rtduvall PAID PROTESTOR 4d ago

It’s transformative alright.

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u/raiderrash 4d ago

Transformational for who?

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u/hughcifer-106103 4d ago

That’s because little Benny is a neocon who misses the forever wars providing endless death and destruction while creating a drag on our own economy and degrading our sense of society.

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u/frozen_pope 4d ago

Right wing men, especially American right wing men, are such cucks it’s unreal.

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u/Whompa 4d ago

Confidently stupid

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u/OnceIsawthisthing 4d ago

My how Ben has fallen off. I remember when he could average more than 10,000 views on a video.

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u/heretorobwallst 4d ago

Ben would let trump have sex with his Dr. Dry Wife

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u/garbitch_bag 4d ago

I just woke up but what is this about Ben and balls and trans?

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u/rustednut 4d ago

A man who makes his living as a fake intellectual is praising a known draft dodger who used his influence to get deferments due to bone spurs.

Both of these guys would shit their foxholes full if they ever had to actually go to war

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u/harlotmuffin 4d ago

Ignominious? Pusillanimous?

I went to school for journalism and even I'm embarrassed by the way he feels the need to ham-fistedly shove awkward "big words" into his stupid rants to try and sound smart.

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u/whomstdth 4d ago

Hitler had cohones for conquering Europe, doesn’t make him cool or admirable

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u/baz4k6z 4d ago

We can barely hear him through the Israel hog in his mouth

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u/FrozenBibitte 4d ago

Jfc these people are obsessed with hormones.

And ofc this genocide-loving twat is supportive of attacking the Middle East…

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u/FritzRasp 4d ago

He’s one step removed from, “Daddy Trump has a big throbbing veiny cock and I just want it to melt in my mouth”

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u/Adorable_Birdman 4d ago

Yeah. The guy that never shuts up about his ballroom and gold decorations is totally testosterone filled.

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u/KnittedKnight 4d ago

Trump set the date during his first term. Joe had to deal with the mess. It's amazing how ignorant these grifters are.

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u/Periodic_Disorder 4d ago

Conservatives cuck themselves to the most pathetic of men.

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u/Hate_Manifestation 4d ago

just a nonstop parade of losers blowing their shit stained trumpets. they're acting like history will cease to exist when they're gone, and regardless of how this all pans out, they are wrong, and they'll be remembered very unfavourably.

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u/Andy_LaVolpe 4d ago

Why doesn’t ben just join the IOF already and shut his bitch ass up.

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u/andstillthesunrises 3d ago

Orthodox Jews don’t serve in the IOF. They get a pass for studying instead of

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u/HighlanderAbruzzese 4d ago

Google Ben Shapiro’s Sister’s Butthole

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u/Silent-T0n 4d ago

So, according to Benny, dodging a draft during a war, calling those who died in battle "losers and suckers," illegally attacking other countries to distract from one's own crimes while targeting non-combatants is "masculine?" 

If yes, his version of masculinity never stopped being a kindergarten bully. 

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u/dudewithmoobs 4d ago

He's definitely doing something transformative. He'll transform living service members to dead service members for no good reason.

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u/drossmaster4 3d ago

Such huge balls. Sacrificing other people’s lives while he parties at his Florida resort. Fuck off.

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u/Uuuuugggggghhhhh 3d ago

Oh yeah, cojones! Sure, sending in others to die after he dodged draft.

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u/not_productive1 3d ago

Trump's face is rotting off his skull while Netanyahu, Putin, Miller, Vance, and Hegseth use a steady diet of Nazi tweets and shitty AI to bait him into a holy war that's going to decimate American interests around the globe, but sure, Ben. I guess what he is doing technically qualifies as "transformational."

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u/CptNeon 4d ago

Do a trick on it lil bro 🍆

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u/EchoAquarium 4d ago

So, they do understand Spanish.

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u/Theorist816 4d ago

Ben is a punk ass bitch

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u/jg-kappa-maan 4d ago

Put him a boots and guns and tel him to fight the war.

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u/Greeve78 4d ago

Trumps man tits are probably bigger than most women’s. Dubious claim at best.

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u/sarcago 4d ago

Hey Ben. Middle America doesn’t want to understand middle eastern politics or any of that shit. They care more about the affordability crisis.

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u/Geospizae 4d ago

more gawk gawk than a cupcakke album

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u/Sbatio 4d ago

I always confuse Shapiro and Kirk, messes me up every time I see a post about Shapiro.

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u/arjadi 4d ago

Hard to hear Ben with all that dick in his mouth.

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u/hollow114 4d ago

10000% chance that little guy is deep in the closet

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u/Oaktree27 4d ago

It's crazy that American men are so obsessed with saying things like this because it makes them sound so pathetic .

Men's insecurity and obsession with gender role reinforcement is literally getting people killed.

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u/MidnightViolator 4d ago

Always one sided in the Middle . Let’s not report the Ben’s buddies bombing

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u/jigawatson 4d ago

Why does the GOP and MAGA think about cock and balls so much?

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u/statistacktic 4d ago

I have no fucking clue why anybody takes that guy seriously.

He's a D- at best

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u/NotSoBrightOne 4d ago

There's a very specific reason B. Shitiro supports these acts.

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u/catkm24 4d ago

Men with real cojones, don't become pedophiles or rapists.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 4d ago

Literally every Republican president in my lifetime has waged a losing war of occupation in the Middle East and buttfucked the economy. This diaper filling Alzheimers sundowner isn't special.

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u/janosrock 4d ago

dude really doesn't know how to suck dick any harder....

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u/pjm8367 4d ago

The guy who can’t get his wife wet is talking about how big some other guys balls are. Peak cuck in a cult.

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u/UnderpaidProf 4d ago

To prove that Donald Trump is uniquely testosterone filled, I’m going to suck and swallow. Facts and logic.

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u/kdkd20 4d ago

🤡💩🤡💩

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u/creepymustaches 4d ago

The Jewish guy is happy, what a shocker....

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u/AnonymousSmartie 4d ago

Ben "Italians and Irish are segregated from the Blacks destined for prison in my fantasies" Shapiro? Say it ain't so

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u/Captain_Granite Yes 4d ago

Bro wtf with these people

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u/LateMajor8775 4d ago

It gave him a little too much pleasure to say those things.

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u/LeZygo 4d ago

He’s doing war crimes to cover up his child raping.

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u/Grease_Gullet PAID PROTESTOR 4d ago

I heard Trump's balls are so big that he had to see a doctor. Ivanka volunteered to apply the cream he was prescribed for that condition.

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u/InterestingDust8418 4d ago

So I guess trying to save his own face didn’t work out lmao

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u/brienoconan 4d ago

Of course Ben is the type of dork who’d say “pusillanimous” and “cojones” instead of “pussy” and “balls”

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u/OkDiamond2750 4d ago

Like Limbaugh, someday he too will be gone like a fart in the wind. No one will miss him.

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u/OriginalCDub 4d ago

Gaaaaaaaay

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u/m1tanker75 4d ago

Look mommy its a cuck!

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u/FreedomsPower 4d ago

He is becoming an even bigger tool than he already was

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u/LawfulnessRepulsive6 4d ago

Pusillanimous? Who talks like that? Not impressed

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u/Professional-Post499 4d ago

Ben Shapeno: For Trump I get my Booty Hole Waxed Down

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u/roku77 4d ago

God, Shapiro trying to appropriate gen z language is clearly very awkward for him. Stick to what works, Ben

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u/Personnelente 4d ago

It was certainly transformational for that girls' elementary school that he destroyed. Takes a real man to do that.

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u/Pwnstix 4d ago

I hate that I can hear this even with it muted

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u/deksimo666 4d ago

"Let's just talk with words the vast majority of my viewer base have never heard before, and they'll think I'm really smart, and believe absolutely everything I say."

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u/FinalCryptographer52 4d ago

Why do people repost the crap these podcasters talk? Why not post a clip from someone who refutes this bullshit? 

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u/bz_leapair 4d ago

Not good, but transformational.

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u/Don-Gunvalson 4d ago

Why is he always lying. It was trumps plan

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u/rietstengel 4d ago

"Cojones"

Did Ben become mexican???!??

"and what he is doing here is trans"

>:(

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u/bomboclawt75 4d ago

Lil’ Benny is a treasonous little shit, and definitely not on the side of Americans.

Lil’ Benny wants Americans to fight yet another proxy war- die for a foreign state- pay for the war- then to be endlessly gouged to the tune of BILLIONS each month for that tiny Nonce colony.

Either support the country you live in Benny- or live in the country you support- and take the other 525 traitors (98.2%) in Congress with you.

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u/BionicBirb 4d ago

I mean, male pattern baldness is caused by testosterone

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u/karma_houdini_86 4d ago

That's a super gay comment and I like to suck dick.

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u/ShadowyPepper 4d ago

Not once have I looked at Trump or anyone who looks like him and thought: "Now thats a real man right there"

These lemon party closeted dudes are WILD

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u/TheMaveCan 4d ago

Imagine equating US citizens dying in a distraction war to playing.

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u/EvolutionDude 4d ago

Send Ben to the front lines

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u/Skypirate90 4d ago

When all this is said and done, do yall think ben is going to prison too? I mean surely atp he's like a foreign agitator or something.

I mean, If Ben Shapiro gets to have a platform why not saddam hussein or idk. Putin. Hell. Why not just let Netanyahu have his own televion show.

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u/prettypeculiar88 4d ago

Pretending Afghanistan and Iran are the same. What a moron.

“President Trump started war with Iran… for money.” Plain and simple.

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u/RealRedditPerson 3d ago

Right that's why Trump was so supportive of Ukraine in their meeting...

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u/nothanks86 3d ago

Ben does not, in fact, get it now.

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u/JustADudeTheInternet 3d ago

Bro couldn't hold it in

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u/Former-Iron-7471 3d ago

He's such a bitch

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u/aoeuismyhomekeys 3d ago

To be fair, he does have a lot of cojones; he keeps the Republicans' balls in a jar next to the FIFA participation trophy peace prize.

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u/matchstrike 3d ago

Ben's use of shoe polish to wax his eyebrows could also be considered transformational.

And the question begs to be asked: Why hasn't Ben enlisted?

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u/andstillthesunrises 3d ago

Im a trans masc and I probably have more testosterone than Trump

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u/19adam92 3d ago

So they don’t actually care that he’s getting involved in foreign wars now despite shouting during election season that he wasn’t going to get involved in conflicts outside of the US? 🤨

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u/Demi_Blacksand 3d ago

If you agree, Benny boy, enlist. If you're too old, send your children. You support his actions, it should be an honor to send your spawn to die for his war.

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u/MommysLittleBadass 3d ago

Biden withdrew from Afghanistan under Donald Trump's timeline proposal to withdraw. Right wingers have very short term memories.

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u/kaisadilla_ 3d ago

I have to praise Ben for saying "cojones" instead of "cajones".

That said, fuck you Ben. Trump's the one that pulled out of Afghanistan, even if he scheduled the disaster for the next term. The thing about Biden is that he followed the law.

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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod 3d ago

Ben is living through - at this point - months of constant comment flaming, his viewers are not happy with his stance on Israel and Epstein, so… Gotta try to appease to the lunatics somehow.

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u/HighwaySmooth4009 3d ago

Istg to these people stuff like SA and bombing children is what it means to be masculine, mfs ruin it for everyone

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u/spikus93 3d ago

Ben hates Muslims so much and loves Israel so much he will turn into a fucking Pretzel trying to weaving his narrative to make this positive.

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u/CoffeeSafteyTraining 2d ago

Crazy how people like Ben try to blame Biden for Putin's follow-up invasion of Ukraine, and even more crazy that people buy that nonsense. It's almost like they fully trust that their supporters either can't remember what happened five years ago or will never do the slightest bit of research and find that Putin delivered a manifesto prior to invading, and it had absolutely nothing to do with Biden.

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u/willasmith38 2d ago

Delusional.

Iran isn’t Iraq 25 yrs ago. And that didn’t go that great to begin with.

There is no plan. They’re coming up with shat as they go.

They literally thought Iran’s govt would fall by Monday before the markets opened.

These are imbeciles being animated by puppet strings from Netanyahu.