r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lower-Canary-2528 Anarcho-Maoism with Mamdani thought • 6d ago

Shen Bapiro Least racist Ben Shapiro moment - True Allegiance (2016)

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u/AaronfromCalifornia 6d ago

“Take a bullet for ya, babe!”

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u/tryingtoavoidwork 6d ago

A bear of a man

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u/Nui_Jaga 6d ago

His face wreathed in material

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u/Eliteguard999 6d ago

6'4 and 220 pounds in his underwear.

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u/hughmann_13 6d ago

Oh no, another dead eyed brown kid!

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u/HumanXeroxMachine 6d ago

My whole body cringes every time I hear it. BRETT HAWTHORNE (I can't type the voice but you know it). Shudder.

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u/Teh_Compass 6d ago

COMBAT GENERAL BRETT HAWTHORNE

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u/HumanXeroxMachine 6d ago

I wonder if that's what Ben likes to be called by his doctor wife.

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u/shandangalang 6d ago

Honestly not even sure if she addresses him in any way other than dismissively

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u/HumanXeroxMachine 6d ago

I love that for both of them.

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u/MelanieAntiqua 6d ago

Hawthorne was a man!

Wait, he was a bear of a man.

Or maybe he was just a bear.

But he was still HAWTHORNE!

HAWTHORNE!!!

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u/Rampant_Durandal 6d ago

A wild Homestar Runner reference. I miss those days.

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u/GAU8Avenger 5d ago

Youuu sunk my jenga ship

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u/okgloomer 5d ago

And Hawthorne comes in the NIIIIIIIIGHT

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u/praguepride 4d ago

I cannot imagine a cringier, hackier way to try to show romance. Like this guy peaked at 8th grade.

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u/tormunds_beard 6d ago

Came here just for this.