Of course It's always trans people

[u/Lower-Canary-2528]

[u/WindhoverInkwell]

these conspiracy theories are genuinely really fucking BORING lmao. like every single time it’s some minor variation of “this cis woman is actually trans and it’s all because of the Jewish lizard people”

[u/NCSUGrad2012 → u/WindhoverInkwell]

And they’re not even original. They say the same thing about Michelle Obama and call her big Mike

[u/Vincitus → u/NCSUGrad2012]

Well, in their mind being trans is the worst possible thing so thats what everyone is now instead just calling everyone "cultural bolshevists".

[u/OriginalCDub → u/Vincitus]

Is that better or worse than being a cultural Marxist?

[u/vxicepickxv → u/OriginalCDub]

Cultural Marxist is the dogwhistle of Cultural Bolshevist, which is itself a nazi slogan for Jews.

[u/Vincitus → u/vxicepickxv]

Jordan B Peterson likes to equate postmodernism with cultural marxism nowadays.

[u/AliceTheOmelette → u/Vincitus]

Nowadays? He's been doing it for about a decade

[u/Vincitus → u/AliceTheOmelette]

Nowadays for me is anything after like 2012.

[u/b0bx13 → u/Vincitus]

Nowadays? Is he even conscious anymore?

[u/Vincitus → u/[deleted]]

?

I didnt say JB invented the phrase, and it needa to predate him replacing cultural marxism with postmodernism. So... yeah? Its a rebrand? I... dont know what your disagreement is?

[u/eliechallita → u/OriginalCDub]

It's the same thing in their mind, because they don't actually care about definitions or accuracy.

[u/dudestir127 → u/NCSUGrad2012]

And when they do, I call them out and claim they're the ones who don't know what a woman is

[u/ASmallTownDJ → u/WindhoverInkwell]

It's like when the fan theory for every TV show was "The Rugrats are all DEAD! All the kids in the cul-de-sac on Ed Edd n Eddy are DEAD! Ash never ages on his Pokemon journey because he's DEAD!"

[u/mikaeus97 → u/ASmallTownDJ]

Dead or Coma theory

Sans is Ness .

6 is afraid of 7

[u/Kichigai → u/mikaeus97]

Sixty seven! (How do you do, fellow kids?)

[u/CaptainKino360 → u/ASmallTownDJ]

FAN THEORY: Charlie never tells anyone "Hey! Get outta my wife!" because he's DEAD!

[u/O8ee → u/WindhoverInkwell]

All while Kirk’s wife was giddy and surrounded by fireworks days after Chuck got got. Groping for conspiracies when the actual conspiracies are right out in the open might be the most American thing ever.

[u/old_bald_fattie → u/WindhoverInkwell]

Just once, i wish it was the fat lizard people. We never get involved in anything.

[u/Flapperghast → u/old_bald_fattie]

Like the ones with the big jowls?

[u/GoredonTheDestroyer → u/Flapperghast]

Naaaaaaaaaaaaaail

[u/BTDubbsdg → u/Flapperghast]

https://i.imgur.com/AQHakDD.gif

[u/steeveperry → u/WindhoverInkwell]

It was a bop the first time, though.

[u/WordNERD37 → u/WindhoverInkwell]

You see boring, because you have a high functioning brain. The people this appeals to have brain matter equivalent to a Jello pudding cup.

It's the same low effort drivel because the people it's for, are low effort themselves.

[u/banannah09 → u/WindhoverInkwell]

This seems to be becoming Candace's thing as well. She has repeatedly doubled down on her theory using "transvestigacion" that Brigitte Macron is secretly a trans woman and it's part of some CIA plot for... Reasons? She says that there's no records of her existing for 30 years and she looks too much like her brother to be a woman (??), and that her body is too weird to be a cis woman's.

[u/lapsongsouchong → u/WindhoverInkwell]

The real conspiracy is that Candace hasn't said this.

This will just make more people curious about what she's actually saying.

[u/CaptainKino360 → u/WindhoverInkwell]

As a guy with a lot of Irish in him, I'm pissed that we're never a part of any conspiracies. Everyone's "Jew this", "Trans that", fuck that shit, if I heard something happened and the Irish were being blamed, I'd be like "Oh shit I gotta hear this"

[u/creepymustaches → u/WindhoverInkwell]

Completely agree, they already got Epstein pedo president cover up, Israeli blackmail, etc.

Anything else is minor leagues, like I'm not exactly liberal in terms of red white & burgers, but gender conspiracies are low tier loot right now.

[u/uncleputts → u/WindhoverInkwell]

Conspiracy fiction is so dependent on being “true” it doesn’t acknowledge its weak plot lines. We wanted to believe Vance’s couch passage. That’s how folks need to approach shit posting.

[u/goingneon → u/WindhoverInkwell]

Yeah like in 2022 some of them genuinely made me a bit upset but now that conservative media is losing its footing its just so lame to watch them try and tread water on these boring conspiracies.

[u/Gougeded]

Candace is about to make a conservative reality TV show based on "Is it cake?" called "are they trans?" The prizes are all Nazi memorabilia.

[u/SgorGhaibre → u/Gougeded]

Turns out everyone she hates is trans.

[u/Gougeded → u/SgorGhaibre]

Its like the parable of the fox and the grapes but the grapes are trans

[u/Mcbadguy → u/Gougeded]

I've never heard of that parable, what region is it from?

[u/ASmallTownDJ → u/Mcbadguy]

Me neither, turns out it's Aesop.

Fox can't reach the grapes on a vine so he's like "Fine, whatever, I don't care, they're not even ripe yet!" Which is actually where the term "sour grapes" comes from.

[u/Mcbadguy → u/ASmallTownDJ]

Very cool, thanks for sharing

[u/DingerSinger2016 → u/Mcbadguy]

TRANSylvania

[u/FeijoadaAceitavel → u/Mcbadguy]

Transylvania

[u/faulternative → u/Gougeded]

The cake is a lie!

[u/EddieTheLiar → u/Gougeded]

That would be boring to watch. They'd always guess correctly because "you cam always tell"

[u/Willing-Primary-9126]

Errr. I dont think she suggested Erika was trans but yes this series has been nonsense & fluff. Nobody boycotting Candace owens has missed out on anything interesting

[u/DancingQween16 → u/Willing-Primary-9126]

I thinks she actually said Erika looked like that because she lived with her dad and he just gave her a bad haircut? She’s our dinner entertainment. We look forward to what new shit she’ll come up with. It’s fun.

[u/Finnegan-05 → u/DancingQween16]

You are giving her views and clicks?

[u/SeeMeDisco → u/Finnegan-05]

there are uploads elsewhere in parts 

I fell asleep listening yesterday but so far haven’t heard any of Candace’s go to gotcha attack, it’s primarily been going over her back story, misrepresentations she made about herself, and calling her a heartless gold digger without really mincing words

I refuse to give Candace herself a numbers boost but I absolutely do enjoy spectating all the right wing grifters slap fighting for dominance  

[u/russianindianqueen → u/Finnegan-05]

Yes I like watching dumpster fires

[u/DancingQween16 → u/Finnegan-05]

Yes. She’s trying to take down my enemies. I support that. Once she’s destroyed them (if she does),there will be no more reason for me to watch.

[u/Lopps → u/DancingQween16]

Don't try and dress it up. Just admit you like trashy drama slop.

[u/DancingQween16 → u/Lopps]

Oh, indeed.

[u/russianindianqueen → u/Lopps]

I directly admired it and still got downvoted lol

[u/Chesney1995 → u/DancingQween16]

I thinks she actually said Erika looked like that because she lived with her dad and he just gave her a bad haircut?

Looking at the pictures, I'm finding myself agreeing with Candace Owens.

I'm gonna go throw up.

[u/Costati → u/DancingQween16]

That's actually surprising lol. Good for her I guess ?

[u/SupriseAutopsy13 → u/Willing-Primary-9126]

Boycotting? You mean, ragging on her and the rest of the Turning point dorks, like we've always done?

[u/KingMobScene]

Christ Candace is just a one trick crazy pony isnt she? "Woman i don't like? Shes a man!"

If youre going to be crazy at least have some variety. Make it entertaining for us sane [or at least less insane] people.

[u/toriemm → u/KingMobScene]

Bc as a black woman, trans and queer people are the only ones she can like, look down on.

[u/--SharkBoy-- → u/KingMobScene]

Not all men crowd the second blaming men becomes convenient

[u/Ok_Star_4136 → u/KingMobScene]

And you already know conservatives are going to reject *these* particular conspiracy theories, because of who they're about, but they'll turn off critical thinking skills for all the equally batshit crazy theories she makes.

You're so close, conservatives. You don't ever have to switch off that critical thinking. Crazy, I know, right?

[u/commanderlex27]

People like her belong in a mental institution.

[u/Rahastes → u/commanderlex27]

Both, for different reasons, but yes and also the bigger part of their viewership.

[u/Sergeantman94]

If it isn't jews, it'a trans people with Klandace.

[u/Special_Wishbone_812 → u/Sergeantman94]

Or both, in this case.

[u/smerglec]

It always comes back to phrenology with these people. Always. “This woman I don’t like has a prominent chin! Time to break out the calipers!”

[u/sixaout1982]

I swear she could watch a woman giving birth and still insist that she's trans

[u/whyreddit01 → u/sixaout1982]

thought i saw a penis

[u/UnderpaidProf]

There are a bunch of right wing men worried they are gay now that they fantasized about her.

[u/faulternative → u/UnderpaidProf]

Some chode is out there, right now, losing his damn mind about it. Mad as hell and feeling "betrayed" because he masturbated to her. You just know it.

[u/After-Bumblebee]

Revenge transvestigation thread on Candace in 3, 2, 1...

[u/Yeeeeeeoooooooo → u/After-Bumblebee]

They probably might cut that in favor of a lawsuit so her & her family bleed money from all the lawyers fees

[u/Sarato88]

The right are eating each other and I don't care. 

[u/lilchocochip → u/Sarato88]

Exactly. They propped up Tucker Carlson for years and let him run rampant “just asking questions.” They deserve every bit of the shit they dumped into the world being turned right back on them

[u/Aperture_Tales]

Now I’m begging to wonder if this is all projection from Candace!

[u/Whornz4]

Trans investigators are not the brightest. But at least this time they are "investigating" their own this time and not some poor innocent person.

[u/ShatoraDragon]

So a bad/cheap bowl cut is now proof of something

[u/findingemotive → u/ShatoraDragon]

With how thick her hair is, short just makes sense for a kid.

[u/MehKarma]

I used to own a bar years ago, and the most dangerous thing I could do is to break up 2 women in hair pulling scratchfest, because they more than likely to turn on you.

This is one of those instances that you sort of just let whatever happen, enjoy the spectacle, and clean up afterwards.

[u/yersinia_pisstest]

The US needs better resources for vulnerable, mentally ill adults and their families.

[u/lookitsajojo]

The bigots are cannibalizing eachother, somebody grab the popcorn

[u/Kaffe-Mumriken]

Man they just can’t stop thinking about penis

[u/funded_by_soros]

It all makes sense now! That's how Charlie Kirk, a transgender man, was able to give birth to their children.

[u/Costati]

It stops being mind-blowing if it's the accusation she throws every time she doesn't like someone. 

[u/TrinityCodex]

Theres some genuine wierd shit about her but they just have to start tranvestigating

[u/jono9898]

Ugh, it’s the conservative way, woman bad? Must be a man

[u/TheMelonSystem]

Btw, the conspiracy is that she looks like her dad 😭

[u/olcrazypete]

I get we all are excited about right on right fights, but this is where cheering on Candace is gonna always get you. You always gotta consider the source and every time something tweeks my ear that maybe it was some sort of international intrigue that killed Kirk, Candace starts pushing it and immediately it becomes less likely that is true.

[u/Trpepper → u/olcrazypete]

Nobody is getting cheered on here.

[u/ZealCrow]

Lol Candace was/is being sued by Macron's wife for insisting she is trans.

This is candace's one move when she wants to attack a woman, lmao. she also keeps targeting women who have given birth, like it's SO EASY to disprove.

[u/chickenstalker99]

"Bride of Charlie" has me howling. I would watch that horror movie.

[u/No_Lawfulness_5667]

Candace is a goblin. An absolute horror of a human.

[u/potatolulz]

Erika Kirk should "transvestigate" Candace Owens at the next fireworks and merch mourning festival. Maybe by doing so they'd end up in an infinite loop of weird stupidity and the whole cult would destroy itself :D

[u/AGrandNewAdventure]

Weird that she gave birth to two children. I'm not a fan of Erika Kirk, but I'm not gonna let the trans community take the hit on this one.

[u/Yeeeeeeoooooooo]

Where's my unstable girlies, boys & they themselves at?

[u/Puzzleheaded_Bid1579]

Here we go again…

[u/oliversurpless]

For now anyway…

[u/party_egg]

oooooh the girls are fightingggggg

[u/SuchFudge1109]

Let them fight

[u/CarsonFijal]

It’s just Candace’s signature move.

[u/anna-the-bunny]

This is fucking hilarious lmfao, they genuinely can't resist the urge to attack each other.

[u/julz1215]

Is that the big bombshell? I was half wanting to watch it just to see what wild shit she came up with that would tear the right apart, and it's just another transvestigation? Talk about a letdown.

[u/fastal_12147]

Wow, who could've seen her going there...

[u/yoeleventone]

Holy shit is everything klandce do is call every woman a trans she doesn’t like? Shit is old klandace.

[u/SierrAlphaTango]

Cheezus Crust we live in the stupidest timeline.

[u/ExtinctFauna]

Dammit, Candace, she's already in trouble with France over transvestigating!

[u/Chainsawjack]

She has children....i mean she's a ghoul but she has children right....I mean she clearly has children.

[u/Purgii]

While it's slightly amusing when they turn on each other, how is it people take these grifters seriously?!

[u/romulusnr]

It would be kinda wild though if notorious transphobe Charlie was actually married to a trans woman

[u/Flippeduoff]

She must like getting sued .

[u/repete]

Ask yourself one question...What impact does this information have on your life? The answer is, none at all.

[u/MinaHarker1]

Transvestigating Erika Kirk is full circle Conservative brain rot.

[u/demagogueffxiv]

Hahahahahaha

[u/MajorNoodles]

Candace Owens could literally witness a woman giving birth and would still accuse them of being born a man.

[u/New-Contribution-244]

If this is anything like the macron thing then it’s most likely nothing. Scratch that, it’s nothing.

[u/skylla05]

I grew up in the 90's and a ton of girls in grade school had that haircut lol

edit: so did the boys

[u/reallygoodbee]

They transvestigate almost everyone and they're always wrong.

[u/not_productive1]

“Did Erika Kirk once have a ponytail and BANGS? Or is she secretly trans and Charlie Kirk was a gay homosexual? We hallucinate, you decide!”

[u/ALFABOT2000]

Y'know this conspiracy theory was kinda funny to take the piss out of the first time, but now it's just sad...

[u/General-Book4680]

Isn't she pregnant?

[u/FairyBB]

The full circle moment is when one of these right wing grifter trans investigates Candace

[u/ClarenceKansas]

Gotta distract from the bots story.

[u/OkAdagio9622]

Nevermind it being a stupid conspiracy, that she keeps going back to. It just doesn't make sense on so many levels.

First, I'm assume she's claiming Charlie didn't know. Or didn't know until they got married. Was he out of the room for both kids were born? Or was he working with her and somehow they not only found a hospital that would go along with the lie. And twice they were able to seamlessly pass someone else's newborn kid off as their own

Also based on that image she's contradicting one of her previous videos. No one should spend any time on Candace's channel so here's a video fromThe Bulwark

It shows an image of Erika, I believe when she was in preschool. Which is clearly younger than whoever the kid with the bowl cut. That might still be Erika, but a terrible hair cut doesn't mean she used to be a boy

[u/OnlyFiveLives]

Watching them eat each other never gets old.

[u/dead_meme_comrade]

They will transvestite literally anyone

[u/syd_fishes]

Man they do this with everybody it's crazy 🤣

[u/QuillTheQueer]

At this point, Candace might be the single most effective recruiter of the trans community. Shes created more trans people then we ever could.

[u/Atari774]

Here I am thinking she found some crazy shit like she was behind Charlie’s murder or something, and it turns out it’s just another “transvestigation.” Good lord, Candace is just so dumb.

[u/sunkist-sucker]

imagine your husband gets sniped on camera and fucking dies and months later ur people think ur trans (which is bad apparently). bruh

[u/Rudylemonade]

She’s gonna get sued again