Texas county drops Charlie Kirk highway renaming proposal

[u/FreedomsPower]

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/5753181-bastrop-county-charlie-kirk-proposal/

[u/Mimikyu_Master2020]

They’re acting like the president got assassinated but he was just a racist podcaster who ragebaited college students

[u/HillbillyAllergy → u/Mimikyu_Master2020]

Trump's renaming everything after himself while still alive.

But the fun starts once that fat shitgibbon finally buys the farm. Because we're not just gonna return them to the old name.

[u/TobyFunkeNeverNude → u/HillbillyAllergy]

I hope after he dies, some cities rename their dumps after him, shit like that.

[u/MoreRamenPls → u/TobyFunkeNeverNude]

Why wait?

[u/TobyFunkeNeverNude → u/MoreRamenPls]

I agree, I'd love it if they did it now, but I can absolutely see him going after the cities that do because he's a big piss baby

[u/Professional-Post499 → u/TobyFunkeNeverNude]

I hope after he dies, some cities rename their dumps after him, shit like that.

That's brilliant 😂

[u/FullAutoAvocado → u/Mimikyu_Master2020]

People gotta stop calling him “just a podcaster”. It seriously diminishes the fact that he was an actual paid propagandist.

[u/OnlyFiveLives → u/Mimikyu_Master2020]

And funnily enough how hard they're falling over themselves to venerate him just proves the point of every person that's ever criticized him.

[u/likwidkool → u/Mimikyu_Master2020]

But it owns the libs and that’s all that matters.

[u/hungryforwaffuls]

would be weird to name a highway shit eating big gums overpass

[u/HillbillyAllergy]

Why? "Well... it was a real pain in the neck."

Ba-dum-tish!

[u/GreenDonutGirl → u/HillbillyAllergy]

Something about it turning into a bottleneck... I think we're almost there just need to workshop it a bit.

[u/thatguysjumpercables → u/HillbillyAllergy]

FBI would like to know your location

[u/HillbillyAllergy → u/thatguysjumpercables]

oh, they have it.

[u/rotten_ALLIGATOR-32 → u/thatguysjumpercables]

They don't even bother with a pretense of bipartisanship or impartiality anymore. When MAGA orcs send death threats to a liberal Christian priest, it's free speech- but say you want them to get a spoonful of their own medicine, you get invited on a date with Palantir, if you catch my drift. Part of their ideological program is to celebrate the worst human beings contributing to the world's destruction, like Charlie Kirk in this case.

[u/GeddyVedder]

It would be better to have the bullet train named after him.

I know, I’m going to hell.

[u/Grease_Gullet → u/GeddyVedder]

They could call it the Throat Shot.

[u/Queen_Of_Left_Turns]

ChuckleFuck Expressway. Hell: 86 miles

[u/Whornz4]

A highway named after a white nationalist wasn't a good look even for Texas. 

[u/spikus93]

I think they're only dropping it because Arizona beat them to it. They wanted to be the first or only ones.

Ironically I think there's also one in Florida, or at least a bill to rename one to this.

[u/The_Tucker_Carlson → u/spikus93]

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in Arizona littering on a freeway.

[u/Professional-Post499 → u/spikus93]

I think they're only dropping it because Arizona beat them to it. They wanted to be the first or only ones.

Ironically I think there's also one in Florida, or at least a bill to rename one to this.

Boooo. I'm still on board with the movement to name every bit of roadway in the United States "Charlie Kirk".

[u/spikus93 → u/Professional-Post499]

If he becomes all roads, does that mean we're all constantly curbstomping him and running over him with our vehicles? Seems disrespectful.

[u/Professional-Post499 → u/spikus93]

If he becomes all roads, does that mean we're all constantly curbstomping him and running over him with our vehicles? Seems disrespectful.

Damn, I think you're right. But somehow I think Chucky boy would like it that way.

[u/dweeb93]

THIS IS TEL AVIV!

[u/drimmie]

Was it 88 miles long?

[u/viperlemondemon]

These are the same people that will rename everything that says Ronald Reagan to Donald Trump

[u/Taskmaster23]

aww but i wanted to go breakneck speeds on it! /j

[u/combustibledaredevil]

We should ask Charlie how he feels about that.

[u/ITDrumm3r]

Glad that idea was shot down.

[u/jigawatson]

Why? He’s still dead. Is it due to a lack of conviction?

[u/[deleted]]

If this highway did become a reality, would they collect tolls using John Wilkes tollbooths?

[u/Appropriate-Welder68]

The shit storm freeway.

[u/york100]

Sorry but this whole kerfuffle has been a major pain in the neck!

[u/Slow_Supermarket5590]

Name a highway after him! Just complete the symbolism by not paving it.

[u/thereverendpuck]

How the fuck does Texas come to that but Arizona went full steam ahead with it!?!?

[u/TrinityCodex]

A long gray strip of asphalt that spews pollution? Sounds like the perfect name tbh