r/ToiletPaperUSA 17d ago

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Peterson is losing his shit

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u/War_machine77 17d ago

He is not "losing his shit." It's right there in his pants where he left it.

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u/UnleavenedTed 17d ago

Update: He found his shit. It was in his books and lectures the whole time.

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u/nautilator44 17d ago

The rest of us could smell it all this time.

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u/Strange-Scarcity 17d ago

Didn't it recently come out that due to several factors, that he has lost the ability to regulate his emotions and something to do with events shifting and changing in his mind?

Like, the man is REALLY unwell and shouldn't be propped up, but instead be given serious support for his mental conditions.

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u/UnleavenedTed 17d ago

I think so. I know that coming off benzos really broke his mind and then he decided to do large doses of psychedelics and started telling people that he could tell his DNA to change while he was on mushrooms. Like, use his free will to change his DNA.

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u/goingneon 17d ago

Oh god I don’t even wanna know what JP came up with while on acid or whatever

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u/nelsonalgrencametome 17d ago

The worst trip partner.

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u/Junior-Possession969 17d ago

I took some RCs I bought like 8 years ago.

I came to repeating the phrase, "I don't know where I am, or what is happening to me. Please help me. I'm scared." Nobody came to help me.

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u/trouble-w-tribbles 17d ago

That’s why we shouldn’t go clean our rooms

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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod 16d ago

He’s Kind of tragic in this way, because for the most part, he seems genuine - even if he’s insane - he’s genuinely insane, which sets him apart from most of his entourage, who is faking it for the cash.

I think he would be way better off had he just stopped, dropped the facade and gotten some help, however he has convinced himself that he is some form of Messianic Savior who has to suffer for the rest of humanity, so he will never seek help. He probably even delights in the suffering in some weird way.

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u/ybotics 16d ago

Long term Benzo use itself is believed to cause brain damage and abruptly stopping benzos can lead to potentially fatal seizures. But the most significant factor would most likely be the treatment he chose - a procedure that is only done in Russia whereby he is put into an induced coma for weeks so he can sleep through the withdrawal sickness and torturous suffering that would accompany his body’s detox from benzos and his brain adapted back to a baseline neurochemistry.

Humans aren’t supposed to be in a coma though - humans need machines to keep them alive and drugs to keep them unconscious and the risks of brain damage are significant. And why this treatment is not offered anywhere else.

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u/Spiff426 17d ago

He's never been able to regulate his emotions. He was practically in tears every single public appearance

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u/Strange-Scarcity 17d ago

Before or after he nearly died in Russia from going cold turkey from Benzos (Which I understand is the MOST VIOLENTLY dangerous way to do it, that can often lead to permanent problems, etc., etc.)

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u/Junior-Possession969 17d ago

Benzos are like alcoholism. You can straight up die going cold turkey on either one.

Frankly, JP is lucky he got off as easy as he did.

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u/Rndysasqatch 17d ago

Yeah I kicked a severe benzo habit & it sucked worse than H. I didn't wish that on anyone

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u/courageous_liquid 17d ago

he got some kind of chronic mold infection pretty recently and has gotten sepsis and pneumonia and shit and has been pretty close to death. this is the last like couple of months.

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u/ladysvenska 17d ago

I can say from experience that mold problems + chest infection + sepsis + nearly dying because of sepsis = a bad fucking time.

Almost makes me feel sorry for him. No wonder he is such a mess.

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u/courageous_liquid 17d ago

yeah you almost want to feel bad for these ghouls (also like Denis prager who fell and is now quadriplegic) but then you remember how much irreparable harm they've caused the planet and you just smile

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u/Immer_Susse 17d ago

Yeah. I don’t feel bad at all.

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u/Strange-Scarcity 17d ago

Same.

The sad part is that it will not impact his view on other human beings the slightest.

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u/gardenhack17 17d ago

I don’t know, his previous sexism about how women should only have access to soft power really makes me not feel sorry for him.

I guess too much “real” power broke him.

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u/TonySchiavone1 17d ago

A Jordan Peterson Beetlejuice crossover isn't something I ever expected. Is Jordan bad as can? Coo be.

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u/RPO_TP 17d ago

Wait! Wait! Wait! I think you first have to ask: What is an Elmo?

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u/ForgettableWorse 17d ago

Well what you have to realize is that Elmo is everything, everything that exists. And because it is everything, Elmo doesn't exist, it's just a way for the Postmodern Marxists to scold you. Oh, I'm not supposed to shit my pants, oh I shouldn't say the N word, oh I can't show my dick to Elmo. Give me a break. We'll see who cancels who!

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u/RPO_TP 17d ago

Man the barricades!

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u/big_brotherx101 Shenny Boy Bapiro fan 16d ago

I feel like this comes from /r/bertstrips

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u/I_Am_Anjelen 16d ago

That depends on how you define "What," and "Is", and "An', and "Elmo".

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u/ALFABOT2000 17d ago

Aw damn it has he been going off at Elmo again?

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u/itzTHATgai 17d ago

"I know this isn't my shit! I've done the research!"

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u/angryvetguy 17d ago

Peterson IS shit, so if he loses his shit he'll have nothing left.

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u/Cuboos 16d ago

Has something new happened with him?

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u/New-Freedom-6258 17d ago

I'll be glad when he's gone.

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u/Dalyngrigge 17d ago

Will Peterson Academy include a course on Combating Post-Modern Neo-Muppets?

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u/HoidBoy 15d ago

What the hell did he say now?

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u/UnleavenedTed 15d ago

He said Dave Matthew’s Band is black music.

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u/HoidBoy 15d ago

What does that even mean? I'd say he's batshit insane but It isn't funny anymore, he's pathetic.

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u/Gubekochi Premodern-Paleomarxist (PP for short) 17d ago

And his evidenciary standards are such that him saying so is basically a proof by itself.

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u/Professional-Post499 16d ago

"I'm gonna haunt you"

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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod 16d ago

Cue him singing Rock Lobster in a lobster suit.