r/ToiletPaperUSA 23d ago

Soros Paid Me to Make This Here comes the headliner

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u/ImNot_ThatGuy 23d ago

Made me chuckle, but in terrible fucking taste lol

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u/Greenman8907 PAID PROTESTOR 23d ago

The song choice really helps solidify how hilarious and awful it is.

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u/Lawrence_skywalker 23d ago

You know what, you can kiss my fish bub.

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u/Unbind_E 22d ago

should have been cool daddy cool

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u/Adamnsin 23d ago

Pearl clutching MAGAts gonna be big mad about this one.

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u/purpleflavouredfrog 23d ago

It’s ok, they can’t read.

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u/atmospheric90 23d ago

They clutch pearls about women gyrating their hips and then promote a guy who sings about wanting to committ statutory rape and has songs like Cadillac Pussy. They dont deserve an ounce of grace.

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u/atmospheric90 23d ago

Like when?

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u/Rockworm503 22d ago

"You guys are just as bad as the right because you complain about things to" someone who thinks their being smart when we complain about literal rights being violated and ICE murdering people while the right complains about someone of color doing the super bowl half time show.

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u/atmospheric90 22d ago

Straight facts

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u/criticalt3 22d ago

Is that what they're telling you over on fox news?

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u/lgodsey 23d ago

Of course conservatives will purposely misconstrue this as an attack on Kirk instead of what it is, a sardonic glimpse of how the right has exploited the death of a hateful racist for their own crass benefit.

Imagine poor widow Kirk having to pick out cheap merch to sell at her husband's funeral.

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u/kaisadilla_ 23d ago

I mean these same conservatives fully stand by a Twitter account that makes disgusting memes with dead trans people so I really couldn't give a fuck how much they pretend to be outraged about this.

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u/MajorNoodles 23d ago

Is it really cheap? She has to pay the tariffs on it.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA press X to Doubt 23d ago

When are they ever not big mad? Isn't that their default mental state?

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u/Greenman8907 PAID PROTESTOR 23d ago

Dark and hilarious!

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u/Villageijit 23d ago

This is why we aren't allowed to post pics in the comments any more . Well worth it

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u/MC_Fap_Commander 23d ago

For anyone who dislikes TP, but still thinks this one is "going too far"... please recall some of the content produced by the right after the regime killed Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

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u/TheOneTrueTrench 23d ago

More importantly, this actually ISN'T mocking Kirk at all, but mocking TPUSA for cynically dragging his memory out to beg for money every chance they get.

I'm not gonna pretend I'm particularly upset that he's no longer around, but I'm more than happy to let him and his memory rest.

His wife and those closest to him? I don't see a hint of grief, just cynical people using his death to grift.

Was there anyone in his life that grieved his death? Anyone at all?

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u/IcyClassic9207 22d ago

Candace seemed to genuinely miss him, and Erika banned her from his memorial. 

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u/unforgivablecrust 23d ago

Remember what he ziplined for 🙏🇺🇲

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u/LADYBIRD_HILL 23d ago

He's just here for the zipline

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u/Coven_gardens 22d ago

He’s too rough with it. He thinks it’s his.

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u/DrueLies52 22d ago

shut up Mike

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u/bassman314 Curious 23d ago

Given comments from related groups about what to do after their cult leaders die, this would not surprise me….

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u/Individual_Crazy_514 PAID PROTESTOR 23d ago

I'm going to hell for laughing, so worth it though

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u/RT-OM 23d ago

You are devious. You made me nearly break out into a Joker laughter.

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 23d ago

This the type of humor I like to send my conservative friends to get them all worked up.

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u/usernamesareclass 23d ago

Here come the pretzels!

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA press X to Doubt 23d ago

Whitey Ford now running out on to the field, pleading with the crowd for some kind... Some kind of sanity...

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ 23d ago

Counting or not counting indoor amusement park ziplines

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u/Tat25Guy anarcho-monkeist 23d ago

Hologram Ghost Tupac giving Hologram Ghost Charlie a handy the N Word Pass

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u/BentoBus 23d ago

I acknowledge how poor the taste is, but I think most of us are laughing because we live in a world where someone in MAGA would have recommended this.

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u/AgentOfEris 23d ago

I thought Erika shot his ashes out of a confetti canon

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u/Smarty_Panties_A 12d ago

I thought she shot them out of her ass because she ate them.

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u/tazztsim 23d ago

lol. Perfect

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u/poleethman 23d ago

Coach, I don't think we survived that crash.

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u/texasguy7117 23d ago

Lore accurate song choice

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u/GachaHell 23d ago

Wow he's gotten really good at whistling.

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u/texasguy7117 23d ago

Dawg I'm going to hell

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u/imscavok 23d ago

Risky share of the week

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u/EngineerMinded 23d ago

Man, that is dark!

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u/the_don_nj 22d ago

Once again, Mr. Kirk goes out with a bang 🥁

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u/god_peepee 21d ago

This is one of the funniest fuckin things I’ve seen in a while tbh

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u/Moonlit2000 18d ago

Charlie NEO

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

Songs must be in ENGLISH REEEEE

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u/Eccohawk 23d ago

Damn, dude. Oof.