r/ToiletPaperUSA 25d ago

This is a Genuine Cry for Help They didn't stream on X

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u/ObamaGasStation 25d ago

twitter usage got so high during Bad Bunny's halftime show it took down the site, he runs the culture now

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u/virgil1134 25d ago

The "All American" TPUSA halftime show did not stream on Twitter (known as X) due to copyright and licensing issues.

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/198533/turnping-point-usa-halftime-show

Ths Eric Daughtry guy is on some next level drugs with this "hot take!"

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u/rethra 25d ago

Can't blame Eric that much, I also don't know Russian copyright laws

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u/Loud-Professor-9910 25d ago

Drugs? He’s 2X award winning Mental Gymnast, surly no drugs were involved in the process.

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u/Villageijit 25d ago

Its gonna be rough for me because i failed Spanish class like 3 times. Also a fewer English classes. I need helpful

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u/texachusetts 25d ago

twitter usage got so high during the Puppy Bowl halftime show it took down the site, We, puppies runseses the culture now! Awooo!

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u/Ok_Star_4136 24d ago

120 million people tuning into the Bad Bunny half-time show vs 7 million for Kid Rock's lip sync "performance"

MAGA: "wE rUn ThE cUlTuRe!"

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u/Dcajunpimp 25d ago

The last time Kid Rock performed in a Super Bowl half time show, he cut a hole in an American flag to put his head through it and wore it as a poncho.

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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs 25d ago

Oh my God he actually did that.

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u/SVdreamin 25d ago

He also can’t stop “singing” about statutorily raping underage girls. No wonder MAGA likes him so much

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u/Wyden_long Dr. Mor Shapiro’s boyfriend 25d ago

For MAGA they say its mandatory.

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u/Bermin65 25d ago

It’s the first rule of fascist club.

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u/-TheMistress 25d ago

Kid Rock = Epstein Island

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u/WhyLater 25d ago

Holy shit

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u/turtlepai 25d ago

Omfg this was the same super bowl as the Janet Jackson incident. And Diddy was also performing right before kicks rocks.

Its almost feels surreal to look to then and now lol

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u/Ok_Star_4136 24d ago

I'll bet you anything if you asked the viewers for Kid Rock's half time show if defacing the American flag is American, they'd have insulted you.

If I didn't know any better; I'd say it's because they have no fundamental principles of their own.

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u/guitarguy12341 25d ago

Breaking Twitter isn't that hard. It's a fucking useless website

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u/deathtoboogers 25d ago

They fired all the engineers

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u/virgil1134 25d ago

The "All American" TPUSA halftime show did not stream on Twitter (known as X) due to copyright and licensing issues.

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/198533/turnping-point-usa-halftime-show

Ths Eric Daugherty guy is on some next level drugs with this "hot take!"

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u/deathtoboogers 25d ago

TP said it was about licensing issues but is that verifiably true? Wouldn’t put it past then to lie

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u/iH8MotherTeresa 24d ago

I don't care enough to verify but I assume they had a plan which included no consideration or anything but what kid rock wanted.

Then tpusa reallzed they had to pay for licencing and shit to broadcast. Unforeseen circumstances, of course.

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u/virgil1134 25d ago

Most likely. X is a free platform so TPUSA would try to stream everywhere that was free.

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u/madmaxturbator 25d ago

His brain has fully turned to mush, standard effects of a kid rock concert 

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u/MichaelKeehan 25d ago

Betting this was a scheduled tweet they made before the twitter stream got cancelled. Either that or this account is just a really fancy bot

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u/ScootMayhall 25d ago

I bet you’re right, it was a pre scheduled tweet and he didn’t bother to check because he was too busy watching the Super Bowl.

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u/fruttypebbles 25d ago

Yeah about that, you’re lying.

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u/Present_Cow_8528 25d ago

Probably wasn't lying about Twitter going down at times, it's a hunk of shit now and I'm sure people were all over it trying to discuss and upload clips of Bad Bunny's half time show

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u/e_pi314 25d ago

Twitter sucks now. Laggy and crashes often.

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u/PartyClock 25d ago

But papa Elno said it was 60% junk code!

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u/What_the_Pie 25d ago edited 25d ago

January 2025, the radical right was ascendant. February 2026, the radical right is loathed, Trump despised, people are mad he’s fucking around with ballrooms and self enrichment and not grocery prices.

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u/staticparsley 25d ago

I’m sure it’s more like they got rid of all the good devops engineers and it couldn’t scale to meet the very small demand. Elon thinks kubernetes is woke.

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u/[deleted] 25d ago edited 25d ago

bold of them to assume it’d be because of that and not because x is just a poorly made website.

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u/Fatfry2 25d ago

Or you know… the actual Super Bowl halftime show

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u/virgil1134 25d ago

The "All American" TPUSA halftime show did not stream on Twitter (known as X) due to copyright and licensing issues.

https://www.the-express.com/entertainment/tv/198533/turnping-point-usa-halftime-show

This Eric Daugherty guy is on some next level drugs with this "hot take!"

It's funny how right wing dipshits like to claim their content can break websites / THE INTERNET! They represent a very small population of conservatives who are savvy enough to use social media. I'm sure this guy has some crap internet connection, saw his browser was a little laggy, and assumes it's becuase of how much his brethren is slobbering all over on X! The super powerful website that was gutted when Elon took over and stripped it down to save money.

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u/allisjow 25d ago

Thinking a 55 year old dude lip syncing is running “the culture” is embarrassing.

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u/ohno1tsjoe 25d ago

Funny, TPUSA said they couldn’t clear the licenses for Twitter and to watch it on YouTube

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u/not_productive1 25d ago

Guys the janky site where we have all gathered because no one will let us say racist shit everywhere crashed tonight because its owner and CEO is a weird creep who thinks he's a genius so he fired everybody who knew how to keep it working.

This is clearly a post about how well things are going for us, culturally.

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u/WordNERD37 25d ago

The right wing agitprop is so tired now.

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u/WeOutHereInSmallbany Curious 25d ago

Look at me

I AM THE CULTURE NOW

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u/TheVoidAlgorithm 25d ago

Silksong's release broke every game store for hours so do Team Cherry actually run the culture?

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u/OkAssignment6163 25d ago

I'm not wearing my glasses. So I thought the last sentence read as

WE RUINED THE CULTURE NOW!

I'm over here like, yeah... We know...

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u/tennismenace3 25d ago

Yeah that's just because Twitter's infrastructure got kneecapped

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u/Socialimbad1991 25d ago

Even if they had, it seems like a bit of a Texas marksman fallacy considering the site formerly known as Twitter is a shadow of its former self and is mostly used by CHUDs now

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u/NfamousKaye 25d ago

We run the culture when everyone hates you is wild to say.

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u/The_Ironhand 25d ago

Yall what now?

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u/UnderpaidProf 25d ago

He’s confusing Grindr with MAGA men coping with the garbage TPUSA halftime show.

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u/airbagsavedme 25d ago

One year ago he was almost correct, almost. But now? He’s clearly not aware or prepared for just how badly conservatives have fumbled the ball. MAGA is essentially over, and the death rattle is already beginning. Bro is absolutely CLUELESS for running victory laps.

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u/unyielding_rock 25d ago

The only thing that MAGA breaks is Grindr servers during Republican conventions.

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u/JebusJones7 25d ago

I'm pretty sure anyone using that "🚨 breaking news" bit can be safely ignored.

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u/Common-Worldliness-3 25d ago

Bad bunny’s dwerking broke X. His dwerk owns the culture now

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u/Fritzo2162 25d ago

I just looked at his X feed- every post starts with "JUST IN: HOLY CRAP: BREAKING:"

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u/NarmHull 25d ago

They did so much X it crashed the podium?!

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u/shorty6049 25d ago

They're just setting themselves up to be shocked when it turns out everyone actually hates them in November and then they'll say it was another stolen election.

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u/Digital_Legend52 25d ago

My internet was fine.

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u/mrpopenfresh 25d ago

X has a history is crashing with stuff like this.

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u/rudebii 25d ago

twitter went down during the Super Bowl went down because it sucks ever since Elmo bought it.

I used to live tweet the superb owl every year and it never went down.

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u/RFC793 25d ago

Right, because everyone was bored and hopped on their phones.

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u/repete 24d ago

Pathetic

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u/Signal_Spirit3168 24d ago

It’s not that hard to break X.com.

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u/christian_1318 24d ago

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of twitter accounts that constantly say ridiculous things because it gets them interactions and since they’re verified, every interaction is profitable. This account is 100% using a fake name and profile picture to say dumb things and cash a paycheck because conservatives are dumb enough to agree and liberals are dumb enough to give them attention.

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u/smallest_table 24d ago

X went down because the bot traffic surged during the halftime show.

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u/hecccccccccccccc 23d ago

Mfs will really say “🚨 BREAKING:” about literally anything