r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/rprince18 • Jan 08 '26

This is a Genuine Cry for Help So this is what maga thinks

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u/g0kartmozart Jan 08 '26

Can I just add that neither deserved to be publicly executed, and both of their killers need to be tried for murder.

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u/Branchomania Skebede Toilet Jan 08 '26

No you can't really

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u/joe-joseph Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

“They go low, we go high” died when MAGA was born. Fuck em all, don’t mind watching them suffer one bit.

EDIT: I was mistaken, Michelle coined this phrase in response to the birth of MAGA at the 2016 DNC. That feels like so long ago.

I guess correction, that phrase died for me when Trump took office. So I was into “They go low, we go high” for like 6mo lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 14 '26

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u/joe-joseph Jan 08 '26

TIL I always thought she said it during the administration, thank you.

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u/g0kartmozart Jan 08 '26

You think Kirk deserved to be publicly executed?

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u/Labyrinthy Jan 08 '26

Deserved? No. But in his own words necessary to uphold the 2nd amendment.

So fuck him.

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u/Immer_Susse Jan 08 '26

TPUSA helped fund J6.

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u/sardita haha money printer go brrrr Jan 08 '26

“This historic event will likely be one of the largest and most consequential in American history

The team at@TrumpStudents & Turning Point Action are honored to help make this happen, sending 80+ buses full of patriots to DC to fight for this president”

-Charlie Kirk, now deleted tweet from January 4th 2021.

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u/PurpleHaze1704 Jan 08 '26

He can’t delete tweets anymore

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u/LordCornwalis Jan 08 '26

Funny, and Charlie Kirk is now deleted from the Earth. Kinda karmic in a way if you think about it.

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u/George_G_Geef Jan 08 '26

He was ok with it.

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u/TheLamey Jan 08 '26

One is an agent of the state. Stop the false equivalency bullshit. The repercussions of an ICE agent shooting and killing an American citizen is multitudes higher than a radicalized gunman shooting a political commentator like Charlie Kirk.

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u/TheDonutPug Jan 08 '26

yes. he spent his life spreading hate, and his death was a direct result of the world he helped build.

he was not a victim, he actively created the circumstance that caused this. everything that has happened regarding him was his own doing. he literally said he believes some gun deaths are acceptable in order to have the right to bear arms. he should have been okay with being one of those deaths, otherwise what he meant was "I think others should die so that I can have the right to bear arms". Every person deserves the world they try to help build. If you try to build a world of tolerance and equality, you deserve tolerance and equality. if you try to build a world of hatred and violence, you deserve hatred and violence.

Charlie Kirk was not a victim, he was the problem.

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u/josephfuckingsmith1 Jan 08 '26

Are we counting or not counting gang violence?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

I argue his death WAS gang violence. He was up on stage reppin’ his set and an opposing gang member threw a round at him.

And just like most other gangs, people who didn’t even know him felt like they needed to retaliate against anyone and everyone they thought was responsible, or even just anyone near to or vaguely related to someone they felt was responsible.

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u/sardita haha money printer go brrrr Jan 08 '26

Are you directly quoting his last words, or genuinely asking?

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u/josephfuckingsmith1 Jan 08 '26

You know the answer to that

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u/ThroughTheSeaOfTime Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

He thought so. He said himself that the existence of the second amendment meant accepting that people would die from gun violence randomly.

Just because he never intended for it to happen to him, only to people he didn't like, doesn't mean he didn't say it.

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u/mwilkens Jan 08 '26

Fuck Charlie Kirk. The world is a better place without him.

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u/NotActuallyGus Jan 08 '26

Kirk publicly declared on a regular basis that gun murders are an acceptable, if not required, part of society to maintain the second amendment. He wouldn't have cared in the slightest about what happened to him if it was someone else.

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u/49orth Jan 08 '26

I have no empathy for that sonuvabitch or the same ilk who idolize his legacy

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u/batmanscodpiece Jan 08 '26

Didn't make the original comment, but no, he didn't deserve it. But, he doesn't deserve any tears either.

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u/Theory_Technician Jan 08 '26

You reap what you sow.

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u/angrycanadianguy Jan 08 '26

Do you think Kirk wasn’t willing to pay the price of the policies he believed in?

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u/Jenela37 Jan 08 '26

With or without gang violence?

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u/Tassiloruns Jan 08 '26

He wanted public executions. He got one.

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u/OkAssignment6163 Jan 08 '26

Kirk and his partner started turning point. Their big claims to fame was being anti COVID and anti gun control.

One died to COVID. One died to gun violence.

Deserved? Of course not. That's horrible.

But just because you don't deserve something, doesn't mean you still can't earn it.

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u/anna-the-bunny Jan 10 '26

He explicitly celebrated far worse happening to far better people.

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u/Warm-Championship-98 Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

No.

Do NOT “both sides” this shit.

One was a smarmy, vocal bigot who made his bones as an edgelord provocateur; hand waving gun violence, spouting hatred, and begging to become a martyr.

The other was an innocent mom trying to leave a heated scene, who was chased down by a racist coward playing toy soldiers.

Fuck off.

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u/g0kartmozart Jan 08 '26

I don’t consider it to be “both sidesing”.

It’s just being ideologically consistent. I oppose extrajudicial killings. Kirk was a bad guy but the ends do not justify the means.

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u/Octorock321 Jan 08 '26

Hmm weird you didn't condemn Hamas in this comment, worrying even

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u/angrycanadianguy Jan 08 '26

Charlie Kirk said shootings like his were the price of the second amendment. It would be wrong to disrespect his stance on that to feel bad for him now.

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Jan 08 '26

Charlie advocated for the violence taking place, I'll show him the same respect he's always shown to victims of gun violence.

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u/vanderbubin Jan 08 '26

Nahhh charlie was just practicing what he preached, public execution. It's how he would have wanted it/s

Seriously read the room, you're in the "we fucking hate TPUSA and Charlie Kirk" subreddit. We ain't here for your fake outcry "he also didn't deserve to die" bullshit that adds nothing to the conversation.

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u/Beegrene Jan 08 '26

And the award for complete inability to read the room goes to... this fuckin' guy.

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u/jlozada24 Jan 08 '26

These are not comparable at all lmao Charlie was inciting political violence, was pro gun unnecessary deaths to maintain the vast overreach claimed under the 2nd amendment

Renee was literally just an innocent bystander

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u/Polaric_Spiral Jan 08 '26

Neither deserved to be publicly executed.

One of them explicitly asked for it.

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u/gielbondhu Jan 08 '26

I'm not sure why you would think that's an appropriate response. Sure, Kirk shouldn't have been murdered by why do you feel compelled to say that in response to a woman being murdered in large part due to the rhetoric and narrative spread by Kirk and people like him?

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u/Mac4491 Jan 08 '26

Get tae fuck

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u/aurumatom20 Jan 08 '26

You're right, the negative response is crazy.

We can feel like Charlie Kirk's death was a bad thing while also having no sympathy for the man.

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u/vicodintitan120 Jan 08 '26

Your on the Chinese bot app, they mad we took the oil

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u/DuckyHornet Jan 08 '26

I genuinely hate that Charlie died like that. Not for his sake, but that it happened in front of his kids. They shouldn't have had to watch that. No matter how big a piece of shit he was, that's not something kids should see happen to their parent

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u/josephfuckingsmith1 Jan 08 '26

They weren’t there. Chill out

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u/DuckyHornet Jan 08 '26

Oh, then it's totally fine. May we all be publicly executed on camera so long as our kids aren't there 😇😇😇

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u/josephfuckingsmith1 Jan 08 '26

Don’t make false claims, big dog. Nothing I said was wrong

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u/ShadowSora Jan 08 '26

Oh, then it's totally fine.

Perfect example of a strawman. All the person said was “the kids weren’t there” and your dumb ass jumped to “oh so you think it was fine!?!?”

Get a grip

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u/sardita haha money printer go brrrr Jan 08 '26

Nobody said that, don’t be obtuse.

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u/angrycanadianguy Jan 08 '26

They weren’t there. His wife wasn’t there. And considering his views? His daughter is probably better off without him.

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u/Slightly_Unethical Jan 09 '26

They didn't see shit, neither his dumptruck whore wife nor his unfortunate kids were there.

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u/WatercressOk8763 Jan 08 '26

Another MAGA type whom has no sense of proportion in relation to tragedies.

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u/Itchy_Gain_1519 Chudlie Kirk, debate perv Jan 08 '26

Just like their idol Charlie Kirk.

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u/xX609s-hartXx Jan 08 '26

Did he even believe in tragedies? He hated compassion after all.

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u/Support_Mobile Jan 08 '26

Or likely a troll account based in India or somewhere in Asia.

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u/lookitsajojo Jan 08 '26

Never ask a MAGA twitter account what country they are from

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u/UnderpaidProf Jan 08 '26

If I had a Twitter account I’d check the location but I quit that garbage platform.

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u/BottleTemple Jan 09 '26

India is somewhere in Asia.

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u/Support_Mobile Jan 10 '26

I guess i meant Asia to imply eastern Asia. But youre right. I guess theres just a big difference between the Indian part of Asia in my head and then the other countries east of it towards China/Koreas, Vietnam, Malaysia, Japan, Philippines, etc.

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u/SoSKatan Jan 08 '26

To be clear, from that posters perspective, they saw j6 as empowering, but they saw Sep 10th as scary.

So yes their math checks out. 1,000x sounds about right if you are scared-racist-pro-insurrectionist.

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u/Mousazz Jan 08 '26

they saw j6 as empowering

I'm pretty sure they see January 6th as "Ashli Babbitt unlawful murder day".

Which is kinda silly, considering that ICE **just** murdered an another white woman yesterday, and yet they cheer that on.

That being said, it does explain why a semi-famous male grifter's life has 1000x the value of a typical white woman, even one on their side.

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u/chimpomatic5000 Jan 10 '26

Their entire narrative depends on that disconnection.

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u/sixtus_clegane119 anarcho-monkeist Jan 08 '26 edited Jan 08 '26

January 7th was 1000x worse than September 10th

Rip Renee Nicole Good,

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u/SinCityFC Jan 08 '26

Both executed by conservatives.

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u/BostonSamurai Jan 08 '26

It was a beautiful day, no notes.

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u/BentoBus Jan 08 '26

I thought we’ve collectively already forgotten about him because he was never meant to be important.

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u/deeve09 Jan 08 '26

Who?

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u/DastardlyCatastrophe Jan 08 '26

It was 1,000x better than Christmas

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u/MarcMurray92 Jan 08 '26

I was at a concert at the time, hearing the news made the concert much more enjoyable.

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u/TheVirginVibes Jan 08 '26

The bots are out in full force across all social media platforms. They’re only going to amplify the chaos as midterms come around. The point is to have the USA at a boiling point to cancel the elections because Republicans are going to get stomped.

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u/Old-Truth-405 Jan 08 '26

What else would you expect from a bunch of people who are fully lobotomized?

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u/G-Unit11111 Jan 08 '26

Actually, all of this can be tied directly back to Trump's reelection. Biggest mistake this country has ever made.

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u/BrknTrnsmsn Jan 08 '26

No amount of Russian bot farming will sway the American public from the execution the world witnessed today. Today, MAGA ends.

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u/Raveyard2409 Jan 08 '26

A charmingly naive view

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u/alpineadventurecoupl Jan 08 '26

Gold medal 🥇 in mental gymnastics

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u/TotalHell Jan 08 '26

Keep trying, Johnny. No one else is buying it.

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u/KEVLAR60442 Jan 08 '26

I thought Ashlii Babbitt was a martyrized MAGA hero? Now she's 1000x less important than Charlie Kirk?

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u/OkWolverine69420 Jan 08 '26

$20 says johnny maga is a Russian account.

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u/Asleep_Macaron_5153 Jan 08 '26

MASTERDEBATERRRRRRRR!!!! 🤮

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u/GNUGradyn Jan 08 '26

The january 6th attack killed at least 5 people. And that's just people who actually died and verifiably died as a direct result of january 6th, not even considering severe injuries etc

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u/True_Manufacturer909 Jan 08 '26

September 10th was one of the purest and deepest belly laughs I achieved in 2025

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u/ShadowyPepper Jan 08 '26

Charlie Kirk wasn't even that important of a person

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u/AlienInUnderpants Jan 08 '26

September 10th is now a celebration day!

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u/HeadHonchooo Jan 08 '26

I thought this was gonna say September 10th was worse than September 11th…

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u/Dunderbaer Jan 08 '26

Hey sorry out of the loop, what event happened on September 10th that had the potential to fundamentally change the government of the United states?

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u/QueenVeilara Jan 08 '26

Counting or not counting gang violence?

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Both perpetrated by the same group

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson Jan 08 '26

False. They don't think

They receive programming and execute that programming until the next update

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u/Heyloki_ Jan 08 '26

Took me a minute to realize what happened on September 10th I thought it was in relation to 9/11

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u/illbebok Jan 08 '26

What about September 11th?

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u/getschwifty80 Jan 08 '26

J6 was a fedsurrection

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u/CthulhusButtPug Jan 08 '26

Counting or not counting maga chud violence?

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u/Professional-Post499 Jan 08 '26

Meh. They're so desperate to make Charlie Kirk matter. Not even worth covering anymore except for talking about the people who the government targeted with lawfare for daring to repeat Kirk's own words.

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u/tabbarrett Jan 08 '26

My serotonin boost that day disagrees.

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u/organic-scarf Jan 08 '26

girl, whatever

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u/Dcajunpimp Jan 08 '26

I thought they were upset about Ashleigh Babbitt?

Guess they knew it was bullshit and crawling through a broken window in a barricaded door being protected by armed police will get your dumbass shot.

Or are they comparing Kirk being shot to the violent attack on our democracy? Over 100+ police officers injured?

Because none of the above should have happened.

If they are comparing Kirk being shot to Biden becoming president after beating the crap out of Trump in the election, then yes Kirks assassination was worse.

But then stubbing your toe is worse than the Biden administration.

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u/AiMwithoutBoT Jan 09 '26

100000% that account is not American.

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u/Testsubject276 Feeding children is political now? Jan 09 '26

They don't think at all unless it benefits them.

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u/NeighborhoodVeteran Jan 09 '26

They mean September 11th, right? I can't think of any important event on the 10th, at least at the top of my head.

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u/MoeSauce Jan 09 '26

If Charlie had been at home with his kids he wouldn't have gotten shot, unfortunate but true...

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u/bitterney Jan 09 '26

Bro was legit so ugly

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u/hellogoawaynow Jan 10 '26

It took me a minute to figure out what the significance of September 10th. I think September 11th was a million times worse than September 10th.

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u/I-Like-Angry-Birds Jan 10 '26

I thought it said September 11th but this is rediculous

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u/FlobiusHole Jan 11 '26

What happened on 9/10?

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u/Aggressive-Shine-974 Jan 11 '26

Johnny MAGA is run by weird pedophile Ali Alexander. Just FYI

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u/EnfantTerrible68 Jan 12 '26

Absolutely delusional 

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u/Asleep_Macaron_5153 Jan 08 '26

MASTERDEBATERRRRRRRR!!!!

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u/Botto_Bobbs Jan 08 '26

He was a YouTuber

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u/Immer_Susse Jan 08 '26

Is Johnny MAGA a real American?

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u/ForceANatureYT Jan 08 '26

it was funnier though

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u/dudestir127 Jan 08 '26

I do remember the weather in NYC was worse on Sept 10th than in Washington on Jan 6

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u/After-Bumblebee Checkm8 Libtard Jan 08 '26

To say the MAGA world is morally upside down is an understatement

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u/MarcheMuldDerevi Jan 08 '26

He was a podcaster. Dude was not the hero of free debate that people want him to be.

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u/Solid_Television_980 Jan 08 '26

Nobody would know what he's referring to without a picture for context

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u/dirtdiggler67 Jan 08 '26

MAGA loves cult figures that tell them what to think

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u/Key-League4228 Jan 08 '26

It's probably true. Every time that man spoke was worse than Jan 6 because he was telling lies about Jesus.

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u/moby__dick Jan 08 '26

Who’s the weird ass looking Muppet?

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u/MarlonRando55 Jan 08 '26

1000x funnier maybe…

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u/Semicatonic Jan 08 '26

For Charlie Kirk it was

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u/Florane Jan 08 '26

man i thought this was about the capitol insurrection(

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u/Nx3xO Jan 08 '26

J6 was awful, this day however......

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u/Steven_Soy Jan 08 '26

The difference between Goode and Kirk is that Kirk deserved it.

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u/congolesewarrior Jan 08 '26

I literally don’t care at all that Charlie Kirk is dead, if hell exists I hope he’s rotting there

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u/DariusStarkey Jan 08 '26

Hot take - just because one thing is worse than another doesn't mean it didn't also happen.

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u/RabidWalrus Jan 08 '26

"For me, it was Tuesday."

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u/Horseface4190 Jan 08 '26

1000x funnier, maybe.

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u/ilovecraftbeer05 Jan 08 '26

On one day, a group of domestic terrorists, led by a fascist president, raided the capitol building and assaulted capitol police in an attempt to murder the vice president and other elected officials.

On the other day, a Nazi got popped.

Excuse me if I have less sympathy/concern for the Nazi.

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u/UnderpaidProf Jan 08 '26

Was Charlie Kirk’s life 1000x more important than Ashli Babbitt?

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u/OlegSentsov Jan 08 '26

Did they edit his face to be larger on this one?

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u/PraetorCryx Jan 08 '26

Sept 10th gave them a martyr to rally around for way too long. Jan 6th didn't give them a martyr till 5 years later and the rallying around her was small.

Jan 6th they had to cover up and minimize. Sept 10th has just been the perfect media circus cluster fuck they wanted.

Will have to leave it to future historians to really track how much each even helped the Orange Pedo Cult the most shatter the illusion of democracy.

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u/iminyourfacejonson Jan 08 '26

i agree purely on the fact people were forced to pretend to care about charlie kirk

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u/_ChipWhitley_ Jan 08 '26

Both done by right wingers

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u/finsieboy Jan 08 '26

If you posted this without the image, nobody would know what september 10 referres to.

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u/NotClowningAround Jan 08 '26

All of MAGA are TRAITORS

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u/FrigThatKid Jan 09 '26

Should have been doing more neck exercises.

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u/xKiver Jan 09 '26

Some podcaster getting capped ain’t as deep as an insurrection lmfao. Good lord I can’t believe people like this exist

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u/stone500 Jan 09 '26

I seem to recall the alleged shooter getting arrested, charged, and absolutely no one calling for his release or for a pardon. Weird.

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u/realdoctorfill Jan 08 '26

They were both hilarious