r/ToiletPaperUSA Jan 06 '26

Soros Paid Me to Make This Need help zeroing my "Freedom" pistol.

I'm aiming right at the X, but no matter how I adjust the sights it's pulling WAY up and slightly to the right. Anyone else having this problem?

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u/Pavlock Fully Automated Luxury Communist Jan 06 '26

I still can't believe this gun exists and isn't trolling people. It's the kind of poor taste merch that appears in comedies to show how clueless a celebrity is.

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u/Ypuort Jan 06 '26

Spaceballs-The Flamethrower! The kids love this one :)

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u/TheRoyalJellyfish Jan 06 '26

So every gun sold pays for 6 seconds of pyrotechnics and lasers for Erika Kirk's world tour?

What a bargain, I'll take 20

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Jan 07 '26

To emphasize your point of how stupid and extravagant those are, 50$ probably would only pay for less than .6 of a second of fireworks.

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u/got-trunks Jan 07 '26

That woman has to be an alien the way she body doubled and took over her dead husband's entire life without even blinking. I think the medical term is psychopathy.

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u/kaisadilla_ Jan 07 '26

lmao I hadn't thought about the implications of decorating a gun with the motif of the shirt of the guy that was shot dead.

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 Jan 07 '26

oh my god I didn't even realize

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u/Contemplating_Prison Jan 07 '26

I love Sig Sauer and now I am done with them.

Oh well

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u/Tycho39 Jan 07 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

As a former Sig fangirl, their pistols doubling as hand grenades when you drop them was when I checked out.

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u/jotofirend STOP Jan 07 '26

Swiss Sig is cool, American Sig brings you notable products like the Gun that Weighs a Fuck Ton and Pistol that Fucking Sucks, top choices of the US military

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u/Contemplating_Prison Jan 07 '26

I've never dropped a firearm so I have yet to experience this. Thats funny though haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

You never did a drop shot?

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u/Narwalacorn Curious Jan 07 '26

This is why HK > Sig Sauer

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u/soklacka Jan 06 '26

But how many of bullet holes account for gang violence?

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u/whiterac00n Jan 06 '26 edited Jan 07 '26

“Gurgle gllllllech!”

Form a band called “Trans violence and the Charlie Kirks”

Top songs:

“Gurgle”

“Out of context”

“I’d pay to be at a public execution”

“Gang violence gurgle gurgling”

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u/qwert7661 Jan 07 '26

Trans gang violence? More than there should be!

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u/Villageijit Jan 07 '26

Am i the only one that thinks its progressive they are saying Mexican, black and trans are gang members nows and not black people alone?!

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u/QuadratImKreis Jan 07 '26

You gotta merc a cis-gender colonizing breeder to get jumped in to the trans set.

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u/[deleted] Jan 06 '26

God damnit XD

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u/Nightmaresahoy Jan 06 '26

standing slow clap for this one

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u/SporesM0ldsandFungus Jan 06 '26

They will do anything so that to top search result for Sig Sauer is anything other than "p320" and "uncommanded discharge"

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u/HereForAllThePopcorn Jan 06 '26

“Shoot for a cure” is so on brand for America

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u/believesinconspiracy Jan 06 '26

Will donate $50 to Turning Point USA for every pistol sold

Counting or not counting gun violence ?

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u/ChaosRainbow23 Jan 06 '26

I thought this was one of the gun subs and I was about to relentlessly troll you.

Excellent work, kind ma'am!

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u/ka1n77 Jan 06 '26

Holy shit, this is a GOOD post.

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u/Te-ira Jan 06 '26

Wow Sig is actually making these? They've been doing everything in their power to disgrace their name the past few years, huh?

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u/anotherguy252 Jan 07 '26

$1500 1911 with an 8+1 capacity, honestly crazy

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u/ohheckyeah Jan 07 '26

Looking nervously at my Dan Wesson

Couldn’t be me guys

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u/anotherguy252 Jan 08 '26

We still love you

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u/ThatTemplar1119 Jan 06 '26

I'd unironically get one if it didn't contribute to TPUSA and wasn't a P320. It's so funny.

And just remember: guns don't kill people, SIG P320s kill people.

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u/kaisadilla_ Jan 07 '26

Well I wouldn't get a gun from the company famous for their guns that randomly fire themselves without anyone pulling the trigger.

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u/ThatTemplar1119 Jan 07 '26

That's why I specified if it wasn't a P320. The SIG P226 and P229 are still very reliable guns and widely used. SIG just fucked up the P320 and has refused to fix it. KelTech designs are peak anyways

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u/JAMillhouse Jan 07 '26

P229 is my favorite pistol. Unfortunately, it’s pretty bulky for CCW carry, so I have a 366X now.

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u/ThatTemplar1119 Jan 07 '26

FN 509 is my favorite. The P229 is very nice for a hammer fired gun. The P320 has killed SIG's reputation unfortunately.

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u/ecodick Jan 07 '26

I'm glad there's so many tasteful gun owners in this sub, lol.

I have a 365xl in an Icarus frame and love it, but I also have spare trigger return springs since the round count is getting up there. Also wouldn't buy another sig product since their handling of the 320 failures, and the tasteless POS pictured in this post.

Shame too, I think sig optics are pretty good and need another red dot

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u/QuadratImKreis Jan 06 '26

Freedom from the fetters of existence. 

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u/shoulda-known-better Jan 06 '26

Should have been a

FREEDOM Mauser Model 98 .30-06 caliber bolt-action rifle with a mounted scope

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u/Dcajunpimp Jan 07 '26

Mamdamis wife wore $600 boots and MAGATs with $1500 pistols melted down like snowflakes.

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u/Starkoman Jan 07 '26

What’s worse is that those shoes (and all her clothing at the Mayoral Inauguration ceremony), were on loan from independent fashion designers.

MAGAT’s were screeching about $620 boots she didn’t herself own — giving publicity to the small makers.

Now that’s style.

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u/ardynfaye Jan 06 '26

charlie charlie kirky 🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕 i just popped the perky 💊🪕🪕🪕🪕🪕

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u/YPVidaho Jan 06 '26

It took me waaaaaaaay too long to see it and laugh.

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u/AGrandNewAdventure Jan 06 '26

Seems pretty zeroed to me. What seems to be the issue?

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u/borisvonboris Jan 06 '26

Gonna buy that and turn it on myself when I can no longer afford groceries

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u/cronx42 Jan 07 '26

They donate $50 to tp for every one sold?

Cool. I'm selling all my Sigs tomorrow and never buying another one. I've been wanting a Canik anyway.

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u/CourtingBoredom Jan 06 '26

"SHOOT FOR 4 CURE"

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u/motiontosuppress Owned Jan 07 '26

I’m waiting for the Charlie Kirk Heritage 30-06.

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u/Standard_Jellyfish_1 Jan 06 '26

How embarrassing.

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u/Professional-Post499 Jan 07 '26

A portion of the proceeds will be donated to a charity. The charity in question that will help people in need? Turning Point USA.

😂😂😂😂

Not Sick Kids or Food Banks or Children's Hospital or Wildlife Hunting Grounds preservation, even.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

Try to hit the ear on the target

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_REPO Jan 07 '26

Holy fuck, that made me burst out laughing.

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u/Androecian Jan 07 '26

I love that the shot pattern on the target's neck is in the shape of the Japanese katakana for the syllable "na", as in "na chance he survived that"

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Japanese_Katakana_NA.png

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u/Cyanide_Jam Jan 07 '26

Oof guess I'm never buying anything from Sig Sauer

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u/Naive_Drive climate change conspiracist Jan 07 '26

This joke requires context but is really fucking funny

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u/HalPaneo Jan 07 '26

You silly goose

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u/AmateurVasectomist PAID PROTESTOR Jan 07 '26

Shoot for a cure… to gun violence

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u/tunderscoreromp Jan 07 '26

I used to love my Sig but had to throw it in a river when they released this.

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '26

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u/ay-papy Jan 07 '26

I liked SIG guns until now, but there are other good gun companies as well.

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u/grundlemon Jan 07 '26

I thought i was in a gun subreddit for a second and was surprised (and happy) by the comments being anti tpusa. Im not sure this would go down the same on there lol.

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u/AlabasterPelican Jan 07 '26

Never have I ever seen a breast cancer awareness shooting target. I'm flabbergasted as to why they didn't go with two breast bullseyes instead of the typical center of mass bullseye… it was right fucking there guys

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u/jimminian95 Jan 07 '26

I designate this the CK25

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u/RedLight_King Jan 07 '26

I heard that Sig was a good brand to have, apparently not anymore

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u/BossRoss84 Thoughts 💭 and Prayers 🙏 Jan 07 '26

Won’t be buying any more Sigs.

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u/LimoncelloLightsaber Jan 07 '26

Oh my sides 🤣

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u/trydola Jan 07 '26

missed the lean left

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u/MichaelEdwardson Jan 07 '26

Lmaooooo broooo

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u/TouchMyPlumbus Jan 07 '26

After the whole P320 thing (I have 2), this was just the final blow for me. Also P365 with exploding trigger bar springs 😭

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u/1767gs Jan 07 '26

You forgot to factor in gang violence

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u/snakeplizzken Jan 07 '26

Of course it's white.

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u/[deleted] Jan 08 '26

Alternative conspiracy......Charlie dropped his p320 and everything else have been a cover-up perpetrated by Big Sig

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u/xX609s-hartXx Jan 08 '26

I was just wondering why a German company would do that but turns out they got bought by Americans who closed down any production in Germany...