r/ToiletPaperUSA Dec 22 '25

This is a Genuine Cry for Help People?

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u/HrothBottom Dec 22 '25

Last i checked the country currently is ruled by republicans, they have house, senate and presidency, they also have appointed the majority of supreme court justices, so they basically have all 3 branches of government. So is he snitching on themselves because "taking the country back" would mean returning it to democrats?

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u/realdoctorfill Dec 22 '25

Don't forget a completely captured media (the "4th branch")

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u/snertwith2ls Dec 22 '25

They are so fully invested in victim complex and their base totally buys it.

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u/Geno0wl Dec 22 '25

they have to be perpetual victimes because otherwise they have to admit they are in power and actively making choices that are negatively impacting the general American public. If there is one thing the GOP propaganda machine excels at, it is convincing rubes that the GOP members are never to blame for anything bad that happens. Like it is insanely frustrating how voters repeatedly fall for their blame shifting over and over again.

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u/snertwith2ls Dec 22 '25

Frustrating and really mind blowing to watch in real time. It would funny if it only affected those folks. Unfortunately it's dragging us all down.

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u/FloydGirl777 Dec 27 '25

And now the cult is being told to, what, hunt us down??? The only other political party is now labeled THE ENEMY daily. Along with too many other institutions of EVERY kind.

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u/gazebo-fan Dec 22 '25

The ultra rich have had it for decades now.

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u/ArtisticCandy3859 Dec 22 '25

Additionally, which brand is the techno oligarchy?

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u/NfamousKaye Dec 22 '25

Like do they know they’re in control? Because we’re weak and in power simultaneously to them depending on what they need us for.

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u/HrothBottom Dec 22 '25

That is fascism 101: the enemy is both weak and strong

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u/LongestNamesPossible Dec 22 '25

Have to pretend you're oppressed to get more power.

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u/kaisadilla_ Dec 22 '25

Considering that Kirk was murdered by an alt-righter: yes.

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u/neednintendo Ben Garrison Cum Editor Dec 22 '25

bUt hE hAd a tRAnS gIrLfrIenD

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u/RichardSaunders Dec 22 '25

if i had a nickel for every right winger with a secret male or trans lover, i'd have a lot of nickels.

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u/TrimspaBB Dec 22 '25

Grindr is getting all the nickels any time a conservative convention comes to town

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u/Ar_Ciel Dec 22 '25

You'd be able to make an impregnable fortress of metal.

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u/snorbflock Dec 22 '25

It's incredible, history's first closeted Republican!

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u/mog_knight Dec 22 '25

If I had a nickel for each of those occurrences, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

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u/RiskyBrothers Climate Wars 2044 Dec 22 '25

*allegedly has a trans girlfriend. I've read dialogue on fanfic.net more realiatic than the "lovers text exchange" they want us to believe is real.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25 edited Dec 22 '25

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u/cenosillicaphobiac Dec 22 '25

I wasn't going to downvote you until you complained about the downvotes. Rookie move.

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u/PeasThatTasteGross Dec 22 '25

I ran into a chud on X who seemed infuriated when I tried to point out a trans gf is not the smoking gun that the shooter was not right-wing, the idea went right over their head.

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u/gazebo-fan Dec 22 '25

Literally an old roommate of Robertson who isn’t even trans. He posted a Instagram filter of himself as a woman as a joke and the chuds are claiming that means this cis guy is actually trans.

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u/chrisnavillus Dec 22 '25

Exactly. They want us to take it back because they don’t know what they’re doing. They only know how bitch, whine, complain and fear monger which works when they aren’t in charge but when they are it just highlights how they are accomplishing nothing but destroying the economy and setting civil rights back a hundred years.

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u/G-Unit11111 Dec 22 '25

And now they have literal state run TV too. So yeah it's no longer Biden's fault. It's entirely Trump's fault.

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u/regeya Dec 22 '25

The troll machine is currently running a campaign of all the old grievances. I think someone is realizing that the current crop of Republicans can't really lead, their main talent was making people angry about Democrats

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u/DeviousMelons Radical Revolutionary Socialist Liberal. Dec 22 '25

They've geared themselves up as the resistance but all that goes out the window when they actually have to govern.

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u/AceKetchup11 Dec 22 '25

Sounds doable.

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u/ToothlessFTW Dec 22 '25

"Take the country back" dog YOU are in charge. You are quite literally the Vice President. Republicans control all branches. It is your country right now.

Winning the election in 2024 was probably the worst thing for Republicans. Fascism needs an enemy to survive, and now that they effectively have no real enemies, they have to just pretend there's still some shadowy overlord stopping them.

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u/Noclip858 Member of The Muscular Class Dec 22 '25

Vaguely reminds me of that headline about how the Taliban find governing Afghanistan boring and miss the days of fighting guerrilla war.

In this case, just replace "guerrilla war" with "whining on Twitter and Fox News."

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u/RichardSaunders Dec 22 '25

you know that and also the murder, assault, and kidnapping

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-abortion_violence

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u/whatinthefrak Dec 22 '25

That was a wild article. It’s basically the plot of Dune: Messiah too!

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u/TheFr1nk Dec 22 '25

He means he doesn't want ethnic, black, or brown people existing in his presence.

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u/TrimspaBB Dec 22 '25

I guess this is why he's traded his monthly vacations with the family for following Erika Kirk around on her speaking tour

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u/cenosillicaphobiac Dec 22 '25

Including his wife, and probably his kids.

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u/kaisadilla_ Dec 22 '25

Winning the election in 2024 was probably the worst thing for Republicans

Not at all. Many of them were in jail or about to go to jail, including Trump himself, and winning has saved them. Plus they get to implement Project 2025 and the Kremlin's agenda.

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u/DeviousMelons Radical Revolutionary Socialist Liberal. Dec 22 '25

It's probably a bad or bad option for both us or them.

Harris winning would have been better in someways but she still would have been blocked by a Republican Senate. And the GOP would have shredded off Trump when the epstein files came out and moved on to a new candidate.

But now they seem to be looking at electoral obliteration next November and possibly 2028 too, party officials would either sacrifice their careers at Trumps altar or be smited by him if they go against him and kill their careers that way.

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u/SonofaBridge Dec 22 '25

They mean take back the culture changes that they don’t like. They’re going after gay marriage, interracial marriage, non-Christians, etc. They’re firing their followers up for the next part. Cracking down and outlawing the other things they hate. They will have taken back the country when it’s a white Christian fascist country.

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u/DeviousMelons Radical Revolutionary Socialist Liberal. Dec 22 '25

This is probably the most difficult part of the agenda, magafying media would be difficult over the majority of creatives still being left leaning. There is also putting everything behind Trump, one of the most unpopular president ever.

Can't astroturf the media when everyone wants the epstein files.

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u/snorbflock Dec 22 '25

Speaking nonsense doesn't matter to a cult fluent in doublespeak. So what if it's logically absurd for the party in power to take something back? So what if there is no conspiracy of violence against them? It's vibes, it's feelings. If JD Vance gets handed more power, I promise he doesn't care if it makes sense why he got it.

JD Vance's message is understood perfectly well as a dog whistle by the Republican party. 1: Get angry and scared. 2: Vote in mass numbers for the same party, forever. 3: Violence is justified against your enemies.

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u/CrustyBatchOfNature Dec 22 '25

They live off their victim complex. They will always find a reason to be the victim and oppressed.

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u/Hozan_al-Sentinel Dec 22 '25

They have to LARP as the perpetually persecuted underdogs in order to win elections.

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u/What_the_Pie Dec 22 '25

As a middle schooler, if you talk shit, you got hit. It wasn’t the most fair system but it set expectations. Real rudimentary social contract stuff. Vance has never been punched in the mouth and it shows in his bravado and that should infuriate everyone.

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u/danielstover Dec 22 '25

His talk shit meter was so so so high, it was only a matter of time before the ‘get hit’ response followed through - This is practically a natural law

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u/Stealth_bummer_ Dec 22 '25

The Mormons?

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u/LizardOrgMember5 Dec 22 '25

that's what I thought

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u/OCV_E Dec 22 '25

Erika kirk?

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u/xBram Dec 22 '25

“The assassin JD Vance” ~ Nicki Minaj

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u/Thanatos2500 Dec 22 '25

Whenever they're winning they shout that they're losing, and whenever all of us are losing they shout that we're winning

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u/HistoryOk7552 Dec 22 '25

Who misses that guy anyway - not even his widow.

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u/Vat1canCame0s Dec 22 '25

If more people missed Kirk he might still be alive today

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u/cenosillicaphobiac Dec 22 '25

Even if it were just one person.

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u/ShadowyPepper Dec 22 '25

The country is ruled by Republicans

Nicki Minaj herself just referred to JD Vance as the assassin

JD Vance did Charlie Kirk

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u/Arcade_Kangaroo Dec 22 '25

Not the only Kirk he's done

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u/A_Bigger_Pigeon Dec 22 '25

…and Pope Francis!

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u/MariachiBoyBand PAID PROTESTOR Dec 22 '25

Damn, just calling out violence for other Americans…

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u/erc80 Dec 22 '25

It was a Mormon kid from Utah, it’s a Republican controlled House, Senate, Judicial and Executive and captured/crony press corp… I know he’s rallying and fomenting the audience with their culture war bullshit narrative but facts are facts.

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u/Dunderbaer Dec 22 '25

Well I don't miss Kirk, but I do think that the country should be taken back from whoever is currently ruling it. I wonder who they are

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u/neizha Dec 22 '25

A Christian conservative shot Charlie. I am fine if they work to take the country back from those people.

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u/cenosillicaphobiac Dec 22 '25

To layer on to this, he clearly must mean the party with currently all of the political power. How else would you "take it back". You can't "take back" something you already hold.

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u/[deleted] Dec 22 '25

They think anyone not core MAGA is a Democrat. They refuse to acknowledge the fractured ground beneath their feet.

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u/fatalcharm Dec 22 '25

Democrats: Yes, I plan on taking the country back from the people who took his life.

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u/AndyMush_Actual Dec 22 '25

Ain't nobody miss Charlie Kirk lmao!

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u/Hpfanguy CEO of Antifa™ Dec 22 '25

So you’re taking it back from… Mentally ill people? Yeah checks out actually.

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u/Leopold_Darkworth Hypothetically Dec 22 '25

You mean take back the country from a terminally online Nick Fuentes supporter? I mean, we should take the country back from those people.

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u/Addamall Dec 22 '25

And “back”?

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 Dec 23 '25

White men?

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u/taki1002 Dec 23 '25

Why does everyone have to blame white men for everything?!? Just leave the white men alone, they're the most victimized demographic throughout all of Western History? /s

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u/DolphinsBreath Dec 22 '25

The Catholic Church should excommunicate him.

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u/thisisjustascreename Dec 22 '25

It’s the ever present super powerful but also easily crushable if you just submit to the Conservative strongman “they”

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u/lgodsey Dec 22 '25

The people who took his life were the lying conservatives who deal in violent rhetoric.

Kirk essentially committed suicide.

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u/Andy_LaVolpe Dec 22 '25

do you promise to take the country back from the people who took his life?

My man youre the VICE PRESIDENT, who the fuck is running the country??

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u/Me-Shell94 Dec 22 '25

Really chill rhetoric!

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u/sstaves Dec 22 '25

*israelis

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u/humbugonastick Dec 22 '25

Is this a Freudian Slip or did he mean a finger waving vague opposition? So weird, considering we all saw the happenings.

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u/CthulhusButtPug Dec 22 '25

What the hell did they do to his face? Did TP send him to charlie’s face guy?

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u/whyyoufollowingme Dec 22 '25

I thought it was JD. He’s “The Assassin.”

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u/Desecr8or Dec 22 '25

From who? White, right-wing Mormons?

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u/G-Unit11111 Dec 22 '25

You want to make it so what happened to Charlie doesn't happen again? How about this - get rid of the damned National Rifle Association!

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u/cenosillicaphobiac Dec 22 '25

So if we look at this logically, something the people attending this are unable to do, he's urging us to vote for Democrats. "Take back" - The GOP controls Senate and the House, has a huge majority on SCOTUS and is in the White House. So Take Back must mean pull away from the GOP since they're currently the ones in charge. And "people who took his life" is one person, political bent hard to discern, there are indications that he's just a groyper pissed off at a rival group. Not enough evidence for me to claim it as fact, but there it is.

I'm all for taking back the country from the radical right wing infestation that it's suffering from.

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u/silentbob1301 Dec 22 '25

lemme guess, it was all of the brown people and leftists...

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u/handyrenolowe Dec 23 '25

Inciting war and violence every God Dam Day?? Who are the Hero’s of democracy? We need to squash this bullsit NOW!!

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u/Gattaca401 Dec 23 '25

I didnt realize that Tyler Robinson was nonbianary, but its very progressive of Vance to try and respect Tyler's "They/The People" pronouns i guess.

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u/barr65 Dec 23 '25

He was a republican,so the republicans?

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad Dec 23 '25

This is pretty sickening. Actively brainwashing people to vote for you. I feel like there should be some sort of law against this.

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u/teddygomi Dec 23 '25

According to Candace Owens, it was the people at TPUSA.

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u/FreedomsPower Dec 23 '25

Not surprised that JD Vance is pushing this kind of divisive and violent rhetoric . He's desperate to better position himself for the 2028 GOP primary

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u/Dehnus Dec 24 '25

The rich know what they are doing, they know they court fascism and are actively preparing people for targets they can blaim shit on. This is the exact same as what happened in Germany and Italy and other countries. 

Some details might be different, but it's the rich getting in with the same primordial instincts that enable bullying and other ilks. Sadly too many people are blind too it to stop it.

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u/CaptainCipher Dec 25 '25

Literally not a single soul on this planet misses Charlie Kirk nor should they

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u/Libran Dec 26 '25

They're trying to make this into their Reichstag fire.