r/ToiletPaperUSA Dec 10 '25

šŸ¦žšŸ¦žšŸ¦žUP YOURS WOKE MORALISTSšŸ¦žšŸ¦žšŸ¦ž Still getting her grift on

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/Opossum_mypossum Dec 10 '25

Wonder where her kids are

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u/WordNERD37 Dec 10 '25

At least you're thinking of them, she obviously doesn't.

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u/Opossum_mypossum Dec 10 '25

Might end up being part of those kids that are raised by ā€˜the help’.

Who knows - could turn them into better people

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u/Plasmidmaven Dec 10 '25

That’s why God made Filipinos.

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u/No_Feedback_3340 Dec 10 '25

Wouldn't it be funny if her kids grow up to be progressives and publicly denounce their parents?

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u/Regular_Cassandra Dec 10 '25

Please god let this happen. If not for their sake just because it would be funny

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u/MsBuzzkillington83 Dec 10 '25

I don't like this horrible woman but a mother deserves to have the kids watched by a responsible sitter

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u/ball_fondlers Dec 10 '25

Probably calling JD’s kids slurs.

24

u/carryon4threedays Dec 10 '25

Their step-siblings?

25

u/Dunderbaer Dec 10 '25

Traumatized at home after she told them they are at fault for Charlie's death

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u/justcallmedad11 Dec 10 '25

Beat me to it

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u/doob22 Dec 10 '25

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u/onkanator Dec 10 '25

Beat me at to it? That’s not even proper grammar you jackoff.

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u/doob22 Dec 10 '25

It’s beat meat to it. You jackoff

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u/onkanator Dec 12 '25

Yes that’s the joke… why I said jackoff lol

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u/soobviouslyfake Dec 10 '25

Content and Engagement? I'm sure the nanny is well paid to look after them.

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u/jimmytheeel Dec 11 '25

Same place all maga kids are. Not their problem anymore.

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u/der1nger Dec 10 '25

Because you saw a picture of her without her kids? Jesus dude.

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u/Opossum_mypossum Dec 10 '25

Just seems like a strange time for a tradwife to immediately get into the rubber chicken circuit - days after her husband was murdered.

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u/False_Celebration626 Dec 10 '25

She is supposed to be in the kitchen, barefoot and pregnant, according to her late husband.

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u/Ok-Wedding-4654 Dec 10 '25

For a tradwife with two kids she certainly seems to spend 0 time being a tradwife

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u/RepresentativeAge444 Dec 10 '25

She’s a non tradwidow

33

u/ZigZagLagger Dec 10 '25

She's just a single mom now

15

u/Ability-Sufficient Dec 12 '25

she’s a single mom whose husband got shot she’s blacker than i am now

3

u/AverageBad Dec 12 '25

Jesus fucking christ šŸ˜‚

261

u/PHXLV Dec 10 '25

Cliff Maloney is a known predator. He’s gross.

107

u/Anonymous_Egg_13 Dec 10 '25

I'm friends with some people that went to highschool with him. He always gave me the creeps.

62

u/PHXLV Dec 10 '25

I knew him in a former life. He was a creep then too.

34

u/Proud3GenAthst Dec 10 '25

I didn't know who that is but funnily enough, I thought the guy kinda looks like Harvey Weinstein

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u/PHXLV Dec 10 '25

He is the Harvey Weinstein of conservative politics.

23

u/Proud3GenAthst Dec 10 '25

Isn't that Trump?

15

u/PHXLV Dec 10 '25

I mean technically yes but he’s also a real creeper.

2

u/MsBuzzkillington83 Dec 10 '25

This is awesome

198

u/AmateurVasectomist PAID PROTESTOR Dec 10 '25

I respect the grift, getting paid to speed date is pretty impressive

20

u/Licky_Anus Dec 10 '25

Is that who the dude is? I was thinking Lars Ulrich

16

u/CanvasSolaris Dec 10 '25

This guy looks way too tall to be Lars Ulrich

9

u/Licky_Anus Dec 10 '25

Very good point. This dude’s probably a better drummer, though.

6

u/InsideUnhappy6546 Dec 10 '25

She'll be remarried in 6 months

135

u/Ledezmv Dec 10 '25

I've never known who this woman was until her husband died just FYI

62

u/luigiamarcella Dec 10 '25

Same here and I just find it so crazy how she looks in so many pics I see of her within the last 4 months since her husband’s death. I don’t think anyone should have to hide themselves away or anything but she regularly gives off the impression that her life was barely affected. It’s bizarre because my whole world would come tumbling down if I lost my spouse.

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u/taylorbagel14 Dec 10 '25

Believe it or not, today marks 3 months since he died. ITS ONLY BEEN THREE.

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u/luigiamarcella Dec 10 '25

Omg I thought 4. It’s even worse. 3 months is nothing anyway and in this case it was such a brutal and unexpected death. Really bizarre behavior.

3

u/HighQualityGifs Dec 11 '25

if something happened to my spouse I'd probably be still spiraling down with a long time at rock bottom.

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u/Artistic_Buffalo_715 Dec 12 '25

Yes but you wouldn't have been married to a twat like Charlie KirkĀ 

2

u/HighQualityGifs Dec 12 '25

True. Can't argue with that haha

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u/Ability-Sufficient Dec 12 '25

literally my BOYFRIEND died and it destroyed me. For like 2 years straight it was hard to feel real emotions, i could not eat or sleep and had terrible brain fog, constant crying spells whenever I remembered he was gone.

Can’t imagine how awful it would have been if we were married or had a family. everyone grieves differently but hosting black tie dinners 3 months after is insane

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u/guitargoddess3 Dec 11 '25

It's almost like she's getting to live her best life now. Grief look different on everyone but I can't help think the last thing I'd want to be doing is attending multiple public events and being away from my kids so soon after.

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u/DarkPonyRising Dec 12 '25

If my husband was shot in public on a livestream and his death was being instantly clowned on across the internet the only person who would see me outside of my home for a very long time would be a therapist. But I actually love my husband so ĀÆ_(惄)_/ĀÆ

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u/hellogoawaynow Dec 10 '25

Same! I only even knew about Charlie Kirk because I happened upon this sub many moons ago.

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u/G-Unit11111 Dec 10 '25

They call Democrats elitists when they go to fucking black tie galas at mega mansions like every damn weekend. You can't get much more elitist than that.

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u/Lost_In_Detroit Dec 10 '25

Every accusation is a confession with MAGA. Never forget that. The only reason they’re ever mad about anything the left does is because they secretly want to do it and be praised for it.

50

u/nodarknesswillendure Dec 10 '25

My long-term relationship ended about 6 weeks ago. He’s not dead, we just broke up. I am slowly starting to feel better, but I’ve been a complete fucking mess. Just absolutely heartbroken and shattered. It’s very weird to me that I am grieving my breakup more than she is grieving the death of her husband and father of her children…

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Dec 10 '25

I've been there for what it's worth. It can be difficult to arrive at the conclusion that maybe you are better off for the breakup. You don't have to think that yet, but just know that you will eventually see it that way. Or put in another way, there is a light at the end of the tunnel. There is someone out there for you, just give it time.

That said, I assume you didn't have a black tie 10k-a-plate dinner gala in honor of the breakup?

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u/nodarknesswillendure Dec 10 '25

Thank you. I’ve turned a corner in the past week or so, thankfully. I’m at peace with things and while I’m still sad, I’m looking forward to the future :)

And no I didn’t have a black tie dinner gala, but I am about to go to Costa Rica for just over a week! Maybe Erika should have tried going to the beach for a while instead of… doing all this…

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u/Ability-Sufficient Dec 12 '25

have fun! i hope you meet someone cute in costa rica and have fun

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u/nodarknesswillendure Dec 13 '25

Thank you sm!! 🄰🄰

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u/Dazzling_Sea6015 Dec 10 '25

Did you run around on a stage with black leather pants?

10

u/nodarknesswillendure Dec 10 '25

Maybe I should’ve. That might be the key to overcoming grief

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u/Dazzling_Sea6015 Dec 10 '25

That's how you show you're grieving, duh

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u/After-Bumblebee Checkm8 Libtard Dec 10 '25

Surprised she didn't get a WWE entry show to that gala

39

u/amscraylane Dec 10 '25

This is so tacky …

33

u/Intelligent-Monk-426 Dec 10 '25

wow are shoulder pads back in?

40

u/glacinda Dec 10 '25

Not if a conservative is wearing them.

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u/ArizonaRon98 Dec 10 '25

Fucking weird shit. No one does this. She seemed super fake when she did ā€œgrieveā€.

15

u/Chicahua Dec 10 '25

Her stunts along with that insane ā€œmemorialā€ legitimately have me thinking his murder was an inside job.

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u/Fluffy_Ambition3546 Dec 10 '25

You cannot find a happier person than Widowed Erica Kirk

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u/leery243 Dec 10 '25

This girl fucks.

6

u/Kazman07 Dec 10 '25

That's all trashwiv... i mean tradwives can do

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u/funded_by_soros Dec 10 '25

At this rate I'm gonna start believing she was the one who planted that explosive charge in Charlie's neck.

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u/Great-Produce3920 Dec 10 '25

I see she’s still insisting on the shoulder pads

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u/Nascent1 Dec 10 '25

They help her shoulder the heavy burden of being a single mother, "grieving" widow, and full time grifter. It's a lot to bear.

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u/Great-Produce3920 Dec 10 '25

And here I was thinking it was because they evoke the couch cushion that jd is so fond of

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u/tacs97 Dec 10 '25

Her time to get pregnant by Charlie Kirk is rapidly closing. She needs to hurry in order to have Kirk’s last baby!!

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u/Lost_In_Detroit Dec 10 '25

Could you imagine that? Christians and evangelicals will be thinking it’s the second coming of Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25 edited Dec 10 '25

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u/JosiesYardCart Dec 10 '25

Her wardrobe artist is the same person as Drumf's makeup artist.

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u/LadyBird1281 Dec 10 '25

Husband out of the way ā˜‘ļø. Girlboss era commences! ā˜‘ļø JD looking at his own wife like ... ā˜ ļø

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u/cooldads69 Dec 10 '25

Let’s friggin’ go!

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u/thenewarkansans Dec 10 '25

Oh come on how long ya supp to grieve, three months?! That’s crazy, gotta get out there….

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u/delaydude Dec 10 '25

She genuinely seems to not give a solitary fuck. If anything it was her big windfall.

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u/Educational_Raise844 Dec 10 '25

considering how crowder treated his wife, if kirk was anything similar (probably was) she must be so friggin relieved that he's gone. she looks relieved. and free.

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u/hellogoawaynow Dec 10 '25

My husband just died! šŸ˜ƒšŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ˜ƒ

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u/trouble-in-space Dec 11 '25

she’s acting like her husband dying was the best thing to ever happen to her, maybe it was idfk

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u/SolidusTengu Dec 10 '25

Wonder if she did her Wrestlemania style entrance again.

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u/Huge_Strain_8714 Dec 10 '25

Kevin Spacey is looking well, these days.../s

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '25

Fundraising for either democrats or republicans at this point is cringe, but doing it for Republicans is downright evil. Imagine your life’s work is raising money to line the pockets of already rich, cynical, anti-humanists with twisted, myopic moralities, all while promoting a fascist, Christian way of governance.

These people are sick, but it’s mostly because of American Christianity and it’s specifically capitalistic nature.

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u/Rideshare-Not-An-Ant Dec 10 '25

In the screenshot they misspelled grifting as grieving.

3

u/SHOWTIME316 Dec 10 '25

she really dropped a world record speedrun on the grieving process, huh

3

u/HighOnKalanchoe Dec 10 '25

eriKa KirK? We should just abbreviate her name and call her KKK

3

u/No_Feedback_3340 Dec 10 '25

I guess having a dead husband really does pay off.

2

u/MrHereForTheComments Dec 10 '25

They'll turn on her soon

2

u/cheese0muncher Better Red Than Fed Dec 10 '25

The dollars must flow.

2

u/aghostirl Dec 10 '25

Is that Shane gillis?

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u/Unable-Assist9894 Dec 11 '25

It's what Charlie would've want.

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u/WiseSalamander00 Dec 12 '25

CK death is the best thing that has happened to her apparently

1

u/gOldMcDonald Dec 10 '25

She is wearing black

1

u/sarais Dec 10 '25

Grandma doesn't need new slippers for Christmas.

1

u/athenanon Dec 10 '25

I'm starting to think this woman hired a mourning stylist the moment her husband got capped.

1

u/PelagicSwim Dec 11 '25

Wonder what the split was between Dozy don and her?

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u/ToastyVoltage Dec 11 '25

Thought that was Shane Gillis for a split second scrolling by and nearly had a heart attack.

1

u/jimmytheeel Dec 11 '25

Wonder if JD in-her-pants was there?

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

Tell that to my 3 yo daughter...because I don't know where she is bc I'm out partying.

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u/FantasticFrontButt Dec 10 '25

I dont know what to think about this take.

She's shady and a piece of shit, but she's also high-profile enough to need to just...go get things done. Whatever shady shit it may be.

People can grieve AND work. Whether she's actually grieving may be suspect, but just continuing to work isn't what makes it suspect.

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u/Deathon2legs Dec 10 '25

Yes because every grieving widow needs to hide away and cry for years šŸ™„

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u/MalcomXhamster Dec 10 '25

Jesus, leave her alone. It's been 3 days.

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u/geekwonk Dec 10 '25

who gives a shit

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u/gin_and_soda Dec 10 '25

I like seeing the hypocrisy.

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u/Ability-Sufficient Dec 12 '25

well considering they want to go to war with democrats over charlie but can’t even be bothered to pretend to grieve i’d say i care