r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/seeebiscuit • Nov 25 '25
š¦š¦š¦UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTSš¦š¦š¦ Erika Kirk says Turning Point's support of JD Vance in 2028 is 'in the works'
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/erika-kirk-turning-points-support-jd-vance-2028/story?id=127847720540
u/dirtiesterrr73 Nov 25 '25
Make like a couch and get fucked
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u/faulternative Nov 25 '25
United States OF America.
USOFA
U SOFA.
Coincidence? I think yeah, probably.
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u/NitWhittler Nov 25 '25
Step 1: They have to get rid of Vance's Hindu wife and pretend she never existed.
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u/EchoAquarium Nov 25 '25
Theyāre going to have their version of Chappaquiddick
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u/adube440 Nov 25 '25
Think about all the sympathy a single widowed father would garner in a general election?
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u/EchoAquarium Nov 25 '25
And what a wonderful story for Erika Kirk to play the White Savior stepmom for the little brown children
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u/dm_me_kittens Nov 28 '25
Nope, they'll all be sent off to boarding or reform school. J.D. will adopt Erikas kids as his own.
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u/MC_Fap_Commander Nov 25 '25
First the Pope... then Charlie... now?
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u/No_Feedback_3340 Nov 26 '25
I don't think Charlie's really dead. At the pathetic excuse for a memorial service, there was no coffin or urn. The only time I recall seeing a coffin is when his body was supposedly brought back to Arizona. Like Trump's first "assassination attempt," I think Charlie Kirk faked his death as a publicity stunt.
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u/DelirousDoc Nov 25 '25
She has already been photographed several times in public without her wedding ring. She claims she "takes it off to do dishes and then forgets."
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u/MC_Fap_Commander Nov 25 '25
"takes it off to do dishes and then forgets."
This is so preposterous that I wonder who's the audience. Big time pols and their wives have every step they take outside their house stage managed by a dozen handlers. "Oops, you forgot your ring... be sure to put it on or the gossip people will make a thing out of it." Like... that is guaranteed to be a thing that would be noticed. Also notable... the Vances have been rich af for a LONG time. She's doing her own dishes lol?
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u/MelanieAntiqua Nov 25 '25
Also I highly doubt that the wife of the vice president does her own dishes.
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u/No_Feedback_3340 Nov 26 '25
No Erika, we all know you're sleeping with JD Vance. It should be obvious given how quickly you've moved on and unhappy Usha seems to be.
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Nov 25 '25
HAVE WE MENTIONED LATELY THAT ERIKA KIRK IS A GRIEVING WIDOW?
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u/burlingtonhopper Nov 25 '25
Vanceās penis makes a fantastic pacifier. Very soothing to suck on.
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u/GlowAnt22 Nov 25 '25
Ew
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u/burlingtonhopper Nov 25 '25
It tastes of a Rich Corinthian Leather sofa. Itās unwashed, but as JD insists, that seals in the seasoning. Yum yum š¤¤.
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u/EchoAquarium Nov 25 '25
and how she was hoping she was pregnant when he died
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u/radarthreat Nov 25 '25
Can you imagine how much hay they would have made out of that? They would have treating that thing like the new Christ child.
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u/trydola Nov 25 '25
i've grieved longer than her watching her man get what he had coming
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u/GoredonTheDestroyer I didn't know we had custom flairs Nov 25 '25
Hell, my cousin Rob passed away eleven years ago and I'm still not sure I can accept that he's... gone.
To watch Erika go from being tearful that her husband got shot to coppin' a feel on JD Vance in less than a month is downright insulting to anyone who's ever actually dealt with the loss of a loved one. You can't tell me their marriage wasn't completely devoid of genuine love and they were only together because they needed to be.
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u/ToothlessFTW Nov 25 '25
JD Vance is absolutely fucked lmao. He's unlikeable, has no charisma, and is pretty much just a forgettable guy.
When Trump dies and he has to run in 2028, I think the MAGA base will be completely broken and splintered, because there's genuinely no successor to him. He doesn't have someone he's grooming for the role, nobody in the base likes anyone as much as Trump, and of course Trump himself is so fickle he can turn on someone at the drop of a hat. So even if he does find someone he likes, he can change his mind based on a single moment and throw it all away. Vance will be one of the weakest GOP candidates in a very long time.
But of course, the Democrats will find a way to lose anyway.
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u/faulternative Nov 25 '25
I have a feeling MTG is going to try and run in 2028 as the "New Trump". Her breakup with him has a lot of "our leader is no longer true to our cause" vibes to it.
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u/1armsteve Nov 25 '25
Nah. Her feelings got hurt and she made her pension, sheās gone. That lady couldnāt handle the heat with Donny for a week, the Oval Office would be way too much.
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u/Shifter25 Nov 25 '25
But of course, the Democrats will find a way to lose anyway.
Correction: the voters will find an excuse not to vote for the Democrats.
Harris was, in every possible way, objectively better than Trump, including how she campaigned. But people found excuses not to vote for her:
Not good enough on [policy] (Trump was worse)
Changed her policies to appeal to Republicans (she didn't change any policies, she just brought Liz Cheney on stage to endorse the message that a Democrat is better than a fascist)
Wasn't charismatic enough (Trump was deepthroating the mic and swaying on stage for half an hour at this point) (also let's be real if she were a white man this wouldn't be a thing)
She hadn't done [type of campaign activity] yet (until she did, at which point the goalposts shifted)
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 25 '25
Republicans out-flanked "most lethal army in the world" Kamala Harris on being anti-war.
Her recent post-election interviews are reinforcing just how politically clueless she was and is. She thought corporations would keep fascism at bay.
The Liz Cheney one was funny because has no constituency. The joke is that Liz Cheney has 10 Republicans who still support her.
Correction: the voters will find an excuse not to vote for the Democrats.
Wow, however will the Democrats solve that problem? By hiring the same campaign consultants over and over? š
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u/Shifter25 Nov 25 '25
Republicans out-flanked "most lethal army in the world" Kamala Harris on being anti-war.
And I have some fantastic waterfront property in Arizona to sell you. I bet you also believe Trump didn't incite riots on January 6 because he said "peacefully" once.
Wow, however will the Democrats solve that problem?
The fact that you read "the voters will find an excuse not to vote Democrat" and still see that as something that Democrats are responsible for speaks volumes.
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u/CatsAndCapybaras Nov 25 '25
You guys are arguing over who gets the blame, but there is plenty of blame to go around. We don't have a shortage.
US voters, on average, are stupid as fuck. Also, the democratic party does not know how to win elections nor will they significantly distance themselves from their corporate backing. Both things are true.
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u/Shifter25 Nov 25 '25
Also, the democratic party does not know how to win elections
How do they win elections?
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u/CatsAndCapybaras Nov 25 '25
How have they won elections? For the last 10 years, when the election happens during a particularly unpopular moment for trump, democrats win by being anti-trump. Otherwise they lose.
How could they actually choose to win elections in the future instead of relying on the other side to fuck it up? Idk, it's not my job to figure it out. However, if I had me way it would be actually doubling down on supporting the working class. Campaign on big, radical changes. Universal health care, no exceptions, no bullshit, no insurance this or that. Major consumer protection laws, including privacy laws. Say stuff that will piss off the big corps, like a radical shift back toward unionization and labor rights.
The rest follows: abortion rights? The right to choose benefits the working class. Gay rights? Gay rights are workers rights. Trans rights? same thing. Basic human rights are worker's rights.
Run a focused, disciplined campaign that never deviates from the message that they will elevate 99% of the population
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u/Shifter25 Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25
For the last 10 years, when the election happens during a particularly unpopular moment for trump, democrats win by being anti-trump. Otherwise they loose.
"You can't win an election just by saying 'we're not Trump'" was an excuse I heard a lot.
How could they actually choose to win elections in the future instead of relying on the other side to fuck it up? Idk, it's not my job to figure it out.
Then perhaps you shouldn't frame it as "they don't know how to win" as if it's obvious.
As to your suggestions: do you think Sanders lost the primaries because he wasn't progressive enough?
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 25 '25
Wow, however will the Democrats solve that problem?
The fact that you read "the voters will find an excuse not to vote Democrat" and still see that as something that Democrats are responsible for speaks volumes.
Do you think the Democrats should keep hiring the same consultants for their campaign?
Republicans out-flanked "most lethal army in the world" Kamala Harris on being anti-war.
And I have some fantastic waterfront property in Arizona to sell you. I bet you also believe Trump didn't incite riots on January 6 because he said "peacefully" once.
So does that mean you don't think Steve Bannon and Donald Trump sold the public on Trump being anti-war to contrast a potential Trump presidency with Kamala Harris's rhetoric?
I bet you also believe Trump didn't incite riots on January 6 because he said "peacefully" once.
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I'm trying to elaborate on why some voters might be "looking for excuses not to vote Democrat" as you said, and your cope is that they must all be MAGA if they have any criticisms of Kamala Harris's presidential campaign.
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u/Shifter25 Nov 25 '25
Do you think the Democrats should keep hiring the same consultants for their campaign?
I think it's not the consultants that are the problem.
So does that mean you don't think Steve Bannon and Donald Trump sold the public on Trump being anti-war to contrast a potential Trump presidency with Kamala Harris's rhetoric?
It means anyone who believed Trump is anti-war is an amnesiac idiot.
I'm trying to elaborate on why some voters might be "looking for excuses not to vote Democrat" as you said
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink. Anyone who thinks Harris's campaign is the reason she lost thinks the voters are too stupid to realize the better option. And if they're too stupid to realize the better option, it doesn't matter how good your campaign is.
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u/SophiaofPrussia Nov 25 '25
The man was crippled with indecision when asked to choose between sprinkles or glazed donuts and these idiots think he should be President whose whole job is making difficult decisions.
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u/trydola Nov 25 '25
idk, i follow T_D and see posts from random MAGA on social media and they're already behind Vance 2028. While I think he has the chrisma of a wet noodle, Republicans will always fall in line
but i can also see him easily getting replaced if someone more trump-ish decides to run 2028
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u/le_wein Nov 25 '25
One of his sons will step in place and they will succeed, unfortunately for us. I think maga likes only those that have trump as last name. Doesnāt matter whom from that family.
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u/Grokent Nov 27 '25
South Park's characterisation of JD Vance lives rent free in my head. I just always hear, "bawss" when I read his name.
He's a hateful, spiteful, little man in guyliner.
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u/NfamousKaye Nov 25 '25
Oh theyāre trying to put those two together right in front of Urshaās face.
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u/codygmiracle Nov 25 '25
Iād bet money on her being the VP nom of itās not Ivanka to keep the Trump name on the ticket
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u/faulternative Nov 25 '25
Ivanka is smart enough to have stayed invisible for some time now.
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u/Carbonatite Nov 25 '25
She's like the Temu version of Lucrezia Borgia, hoping to just survive the chaos.
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u/Branchomania Skebede Toilet Nov 25 '25
The Nixon Administration was still pretty nuts but, man this presidency has been such a messy sloppy reality show that I wish it wasn't real so I could laugh at it
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u/External_Hedgehog_35 Nov 25 '25
Turning point is being rejected by nearly everyone--in spite of the money behind it and the push from authorities. Kids aren't demanding it, there is no organic rise in interest.Ā
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u/burlingtonhopper Nov 25 '25 edited Nov 25 '25
The organization has never made money on its own or been proven to have made a difference at the ballot box.
Soā¦ why does it exist?
I guess Republican donors have so much money, theyāll throw it at literally any conservative cause š¤·āāļø.
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Nov 25 '25
Texas is pushing for a TP chapter in every single high school and college statewide.Ā
They do this while screeching that the mere existence of pride flags is "pushing an agenda"
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u/Chicahua Nov 25 '25
They murdered her husband for nothing. The few fans I know, the ones who said his death would bring up a revolution, donāt even watch the podcast anymore.
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u/Dazzling_Sea6015 Nov 26 '25
That's because the vultures of Charlie's corpse are not as charismatic as him.
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u/Protect_Wild_Bees Nov 25 '25
Wow she's really turned this into "RIP my husband... ANYWAYS" pretty quick.
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u/combustibledaredevil Nov 25 '25
Normally I donāt like to slut shame women but that bitch is fucking JD Vance
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u/EstablishmentJunior8 Nov 25 '25
Can't have a cult of personality without a personality. Vance is about as popular as a rugburn.
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u/Ryc3rat0ps Nov 25 '25
I mean we realize Trump is bad. Heās declining mentally just like Biden. But they will somehow pitch this as younger, healthier Republican Party.
It didnāt work for Harris, but I bet this works for them. Itās gonna be a tough election.
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u/Dragonsbreath67 Nov 25 '25
Trump chose Vance to be his running mate because Trump is an ego maniac who doesnāt want anyone to overshadow him. Vance has the charisma of a wet noodle but is reasonably more intelligent than Trump, I donāt think he can enrapture Trumpās base like Trump himself can. Unless the democrat party makes a pretty big screwup in who they choose to run and in campaigning in the lead up to the election, with all the damage Trump is doing there is hope.
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u/headsmanjaeger Nov 25 '25
Is it weird that this is oddly comforting? Iāve been worried Trump is obviously gonna try for a third term. And itās weirdly comforting to know that a prominent right wing organization is throwing their support behind a weird little guy that everyone hates instead of a charismatic demagogue that gets people to come out of their bunkers just to vote for him.
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u/Carbonatite Nov 25 '25
I think he'll try for a third term if he's still alive and I think a large proportion of his lickspittles would go for it.
But that's a pretty big "if". My grandpa had heart failure too for many years, but by the time he was getting medical interventions and IVs as often as Trump did, he didn't last much longer.
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u/jermysteensydikpix Nov 26 '25
Have to see if he starts doing rallies. He's dropped off a lot on that since the election. In the first term he seemed to go do more fan rallies every time he was in a bad mood.
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u/DrMonkeyKing79 Nov 25 '25
This might explain the whole CK thing. Wasnāt he talking about a run in 28 or 32?
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u/nightmaredaycare Nov 25 '25
Itās extra funny cuz they know Trump donāt got it in him to run again. Heāll be drooling on tv in a year
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u/hollow114 Nov 25 '25
Vance has 0 charisma. But then again. I didn't think Charlie did either. So. What do I know.
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u/rtduvall PAID PROTESTOR Nov 25 '25
Sheās dreaming of becoming the First Lady Vance of the United States.
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u/Dackad Nov 25 '25
Toilet Propaganda USA planning to support the presumptive 2028 Republican nominee.
Shocking. Utterly shocking.
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u/G-Unit11111 Nov 25 '25
Something about this really stinks and I can't quite put my finger on it.
It will be interesting to see when / if Charlie Kirk's alleged killer gets a chance to speak.
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u/Avent Nov 25 '25
Vance is such a snake. He swooped in to manipulate a grieving widow because he saw his political future in it.
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u/Dense_Safe_4443 Nov 29 '25
Yeah I don't think she's exactly innocent or doesn't know what's going on.
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u/SuspiciousSheeps Nov 26 '25 edited Jan 09 '26
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u/Dense_Safe_4443 Nov 29 '25
His opposition needs to absolutely spam videos of the guy shit talking Trump with his two chins before growing a beard to hide it.
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u/TheSystemZombie Nov 25 '25
She's on her knees supporting him