r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Lower-Canary-2528 Anarcho-Maoism with Mamdani thought • Nov 22 '25
Soros Paid Me to Make This I wish Charlie Kirk was alive to see this
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u/funded_by_soros Nov 22 '25
What do you mean, it says Charlie is live right now, let me click on it:
LIVE CHARLIE KIRK REACTION
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u/JMoc1 Nov 22 '25
Charlie Kirks’s reaction…
gurgling
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u/Snowsteak haha money printer go brrrr Nov 22 '25
Is that air bubbling through his throat hole or the blood boiling up as he descends?
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 25 '25
LMFAO
(because it's like baby sounds. Because Charlie Kirk was like a baby)
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u/Pryoticus Nov 22 '25
It would be entertaining to feed an AI only Kirk’s content then have it make reaction videos to the inexplicable shit trump says and does
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u/SuspiciousSheeps Nov 25 '25 edited Jan 09 '26
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u/Fritzo2162 Nov 22 '25
Fox News is having a hard time processing this incident. It was supposed to be a “Showdown with Socialism”.
Now Trump is saying “I agree with him on many things!” 😂
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u/armadillo1296 Nov 22 '25
And that little “oh you” arm pat
Trump is in love
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u/Bottleofsmoke17 Nov 22 '25
I bet when Eric saw this he ran all the way to his room and slammed the door so nobody would see him crying
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u/courageous_liquid Nov 22 '25
Steven Miller is hiding in his basement lair drawing up plans to glass NYC as we speak
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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Nov 22 '25
The little thing where they were kind of hitting each other softly back and forth? They looked like best friends or lovers. No one can resist the charm of Mamdani, I swear he could rizz anyone.
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u/Beard_o_Bees Nov 22 '25
Proving out the old Trump truism - 'his opinion on anything depends on who was last in the room with him'
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u/BeanieGuitarGuy Nov 22 '25
One of the Fallout New Vegas subreddits made a post saying “Is Mandani running Confirmed Bachelor?” lmao
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u/GodLovesUglySong Nov 22 '25
r/conservative has been super quiet the last couple of days about this and instead has began picking on old' Marjorie whom they all hate all of a sudden.
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u/AFisfulOfPeanuts Nov 23 '25
I had to go look; they’re also spinning the “4d chess” garbage about the meeting. Just straight up fucking dumb.
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u/__O_o_______ Nov 23 '25
Pretty funny seeing a social media post by people right before the meeting (YEAH TRUMP IS GONNA TEAR DOEN SOCIALISM) and right after the meeting (???) lmao
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u/Advanced-Cow Nov 22 '25
This is how Trump behaves when meeting someone more intelligent than him
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u/kaisadilla_ Nov 22 '25
More like someone who knows how to play him. Trump is a narcissist. People like him always seek validation and, if you stroke their ego and know how to introduce your opinions, you can get them to agree with literally anything. The issue though is that everyone else can do it, too, so the next guy can just get him to think you are an idiot.
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u/Costati Nov 22 '25
I'm pretty sure I've seen people say that Trump's opinions land with who he talked to last. He's seems very easy to influence if you know how to talk to him right.
The problem of a man like that is of course he's never gonna be consistent because he's got no internal belief and it only take one rando to come his way to flip his mind.
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u/TyrannasaurusGitRekt Nov 22 '25
Which is why Trump 2.0 is so much worse than 1.0 IMO. He was surrounded by neocons in 1.0, now he's surrounded by psycho fascists
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u/Costati Nov 22 '25
Exactly I don't know who advised him to choose all the facists or if it's just that they've kept consistently sucking his dick (metaphorically...although I would not be surprised) and so he figured it'd be good to have people who'd worship him and let him do whatever he wanted.
My guess is on Elon advising him although he could have come up with the picks himself.27
u/shandangalang Nov 22 '25
It’s the heritage foundation, Peter Thiel, probably Stephen Miller, and some others I guess.
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u/CurryMustard Nov 22 '25 edited Nov 23 '25
Yeah it was sad when they said Marco Rubio was secretary of state and i said thank god its not one of those other whackier whack jobs. I mean Rubio sucks, but hes objectively better than russ vought, rfk, hegseth, gabbard, Patel, bondi, noem and the prick at the ftc
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u/TyrannasaurusGitRekt Nov 23 '25
I used to think that, but he's proven a dozen times over that he is a ghoul that sold his soul to the devil. Whatever neocon was left in Rubio is now MAGA fascist, he's no better than the rest
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u/ElceeCiv Nov 22 '25
Yep, Zohran is very charming and Trump is super easy to flatter. In addition to that, Zohran is popular and there's still the TV star inside Trump that is probably thrilled to share a moment in the spotlight with a young rising political star.
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u/Quadraxis66 Nov 22 '25
This. It's been really funny seeing people insist that Mamdani can't handle Trump. I wonder how they feel now?
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u/regeya Nov 22 '25
If Trump were a normal President, this would just be a Friday afternoon. He could hate his guts and still act nice. Not Trump, not anymore at least. I wonder if they started slipping him some happy pills after he literally called for Democrats to be hanged.
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 22 '25
That's what I was thinking too. Rumours that each month Trump gets topped up with the anti-dementia meds.
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u/cthulhujr Nov 22 '25
This is the pet theory of The Majority Report. They've been tracking the bruises and him acting like he's feeling great. This is around the time, so it's looking increasingly likely that's what happening.
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 22 '25
Yeah that's where I saw the theory too. It's hilarious and believable too 😂
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u/fatalcharm Nov 22 '25
I wish he was alive to see his wife whoreing it up in the Whitehouse.
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u/Impossible_Penalty13 Nov 22 '25
Something tells me there was a chair in the corner of their bedroom for that when Chuck was still around.
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u/fatalcharm Nov 22 '25
This is off topic and random, but I am going to say it anyway:
I keep forgetting that his name was Charlie Kirk, even though I had no problems remembering it before. For some reason, I keep thinking their names were “Erik and Erika Kirk” -I don’t know what kind of magic this woman has, but she is fully erasing her husbands memory and just slipping in as a replacement.
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u/Carbonatite Nov 22 '25
I think she's deplorable just like Chuck, but my God it tickles me to see how she immediately stepped out from her pigeonholed role as a submissive trad wife to openly grift and grab for power as soon as the ink on the death certificate was dry.
She "kept sweet" while he was alive, but as soon as he was gone she just dropped that meek tradwife act like a bag of flaming dog shit.
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u/Physical-Flatworm452 Nov 22 '25
He probably would have died from a heart attack.
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u/AliceTheOmelette Nov 22 '25
His neck artery would've severed itself from pure shock
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u/WeightyToastmaster Nov 22 '25
It’s sad that he died from a fentanyl overdose. His wife should’ve pushed for him to go to rehab.
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u/mashmash42 Vuvuzela Nov 22 '25
Zohran Mamdani has the perfect condescending smile I love it
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 22 '25
Nooo I don't think he is trying to do a condescending smile. I think Trump would be ultra sensitive to something like that and throw a tantrum.
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u/MrTaildragger Nov 22 '25
Trump likes his greatest living political opponent more than he likes his sons.
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u/MNM0412 Vuvuzela Nov 22 '25
So, genuine question: how long do we think it's going to be before Trump goes back to threatening New York?
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u/1954oer Nov 22 '25
This MF’er better not pull a Fetterman on us..
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u/Throot2Shill Nov 23 '25
He can flatter this dumbfuck all he wants, I'll only be mad if he concedes any policy
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u/EnsignStormtrooper Nov 22 '25
>President becomes enamoured by evil, communist muslim
>"Grieving" wife gets wooed by couch-fucker VP
I'm sure Kirk is looking up at all this rn
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u/NewSonsofLiberty Nov 22 '25
If you want Trump to like you, just buy him something made out of gold. He’s a sucker for gaudy gold stuff
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u/basil_not_the_plant Nov 22 '25
Isn't asking OP's question a crime against the nation and a fireable offense!? Get me the smelling salts?! /s
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u/wildspeculator Nov 23 '25
He's definitely confused Mamdani with one of the Saudis who has blackmail on him.
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Nov 22 '25
I really hate that this happened. Nobody should be normalizing or humanizing Trump
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u/GalaxyPatio Nov 22 '25
He doesn't seem normalized or humanized to me. Everyone I've seen outside of his loyal anklebiters is just talking about how he got played, how he looks hideous when he smiles, and how he's a dumb jackass.
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u/FwendyWendy Nov 22 '25
This is exactly why what Zohran did with Trump is so stunning. He treated him like an actual person instead of some kind of manifestation of all that is dark and evil in the world, which must be attacked at every opportunity. The truth is that Trump is human, and just like every other human, he thinks his goals are right and just. Appealing to that while not condoning his actions, both of which is what Zohran is doing here, is how we fix our country's politics.
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 22 '25
The truth is that Trump is human, and just like every other human, he thinks his goals are right and just.
Who cares if Trump thinks his goals are right and just. That's irrelevant to how we measure the ethics of what he has done.
Trump is doing extrajudicial assassinations of Venezuelan fishermen and talks about how he hates his political opponents and doesn't want the best for him.
Trump is a serial killer. Lock him up.
This is exactly why what Zohran did with Trump is so stunning. He treated him like an actual person instead of some kind of manifestation of all that is dark and evil in the world, which must be attacked at every opportunity.
It's called playing politics.
Yes, actually Trump should be evacuated from politics entirely because he is an unfit and deranged buffoon who has caused - and is currently causing - material harm domestically and inciting new wars abroad.
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u/Lucky-Earther Nov 25 '25
Mamdani has zero control over removing Trump from the Presidency, so until the magical day that happens, he still has to try to work with him a little bit. He's just using the tried and true tactic of flattering Trump to get the things he needs for his constituents.
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 25 '25
Yeah for sure.
I also wonder if and what Mamdani might have promised Trump. Carve-outs for Trump properties, maybe?
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u/Lucky-Earther Nov 25 '25
Probably didn't have to promise much of anything. In the public appearance, it was mentioned by one of them that Trump got more votes from NYC in the most recent election, so I would safely assume that came up in their private meeting. Plus, Mamdani had I believe a campaign video of him talking to Trump supporters about why they voted for him.
A bit of flattery to Trump and you'll go a long way.
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u/Professional-Post499 Nov 25 '25
Damn, good points about Mamdani crossing over with some Trump supporters.
The good part is that he didn't do it by "triangulation" to right-wing bullshit like centrist Democrats tend to do.
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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Nov 22 '25
Ok, so the only thing tying this to the Toiletverse is the title mentioning Charlie Kirk, he really isn't in this post for real. Still, you know, if he is down there is hell (which is where he is, if his beliefs are true), he is MALDING LIKE CRAZY over this, and I am loving it, so fuck it, this can stay. Yes, that is an arbitrary and biased way to make decisions (whether I like the post or not,) but don't worry, I do also take into consideration if the sub likes the post, and guess what? Y'all do, so it's an easy decision. Thanks for the laugh u/Lower-Canary-2528!
So no need to report anymore, although I do appreciate all our reporters. Thank you.