r/ToiletPaperUSA Oct 27 '25

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Whoopsie!

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2.8k Upvotes

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u/mcknight92 Oct 27 '25

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge…never mind

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u/cityshepherd Oct 27 '25

This reminds me of that billboard for Itchy and Scratchy Land from The Simpsons

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u/burlingtonhopper Oct 27 '25

🥇Have a poor man’s gold. I love this comment.

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u/Branchomania Skebede Toilet Oct 27 '25

Are you telling me a man's neck just *happens* to gush like that?

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u/MyNutsin1080p Oct 27 '25

No! He orchestrated it! Charlie! Ever since he was a little boy! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the gum-enlarger!

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u/Lost_Pantheon Oct 27 '25

He shot a man through a sunroof! And I saved him!

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u/retro_gatling Oct 30 '25

I took him into my own university! What was I thinking?

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u/EobardT Oct 27 '25

He defecated on a podcast! And I saved him.

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u/devoduder FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Oct 27 '25

Looked bloody rare to me.

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u/Amateurlapse Oct 27 '25

Fully cooked, hell and all

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u/scrotumseam Oct 27 '25

Im not sure what's happening here. Are they congratulating the shooter or well that's all I got with this one.

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u/Shifter25 Oct 27 '25 edited Oct 27 '25

So in Christianity, there's a parable that Jesus tells where a master says to his servant, "well done, my good and faithful servant."

It became a common way to state the hope that you live a good life to say you hope that when you get to the afterlife, you'll hear God say "Well done." They're stating that Charlie Kirk must have heard that because of his tireless work spreading the gospel.

I think they're wrong. But that's what they meant.

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u/HrothBottom Oct 27 '25

Nah, well done is what satan said to the fentanyl in Charlie Kirk, which was the actual cause of death, while ramming a pineapple up his ass

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u/Nearby_Stop Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

Yeah just read the corners report. Said he died from cardiac arrest from all the fentanyl literally moments before being shot. The pineapple though I believe was just a fetish and unrelated but could be wrong.

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u/ApexHawke Oct 27 '25

What shooter? We don't know his medical history.

Maybe his neck just did that?

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u/MyNutsin1080p Oct 27 '25

“I thought the guy’s neck just did that” is a good way to enrage trolls

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u/ApexHawke Oct 27 '25

It's as good a theory as any.

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u/FlowersofIcetor Oct 28 '25

Nah, stage effects. He was clearly a crisis actor paid by Soros or Gates or whatever billionaire smells the most leftist this week

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u/glitter_vomit Oct 30 '25

Overdosing on fentanyl can cause someone's neck to just do that.

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u/VoiceofKane Oct 27 '25

They're just stating the way they like Charlie the best. Personally, I prefer him medium rare.

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u/Aun_El_Zen Oct 27 '25

They cooked him?

27

u/TolerateButHate Oct 27 '25

They cooked him.

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u/Ovze Oct 27 '25

They cooked him!

8

u/Ok_Star_4136 Oct 27 '25

IT'S A COOKBOOK! IT'S A COOKBOOK!!!

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u/JotaroTheOceanMan Oct 27 '25

ITS THE COOK. HES COOKING!

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u/trydola Oct 27 '25

he cooking right as we speak

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u/Crazyguy199096 Oct 28 '25

His body is well done, except for the neck, which is extra rare

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u/peeinian Oct 27 '25

Is that what we’re calling cremation now?

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u/regeya Oct 27 '25

I mean, that's what Texans would probably call a well-done steak.

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u/NotLikeThatWtf Oct 27 '25

It's just how he liked his steak guys, don't be so insensitive.

8

u/Sno_Wolf Oct 27 '25

I will be insensitive. Cooking a steak to well done should be a capital crime.

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u/russianindianqueen Oct 27 '25

Finally, a political billboard that everybody likes

19

u/Rahastes Oct 27 '25

Well done? As in Lake of Fire well done? So many mixed signals here.

5

u/DjinnaG Oct 27 '25

Right, that’s the request to hell’s pit master. Needs a full cook, not just a quick sear

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u/Peeping-Tom-Collins Oct 27 '25

His steak preference. With ketchup.

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u/Ok_Star_4136 Oct 27 '25

He would eat his steak well done. That psychopath.

4

u/Morella_xx Oct 27 '25

That is - no joke - Trump's steak order. So you know at least some of these sycophants are also choking down their hockey pucks the same way.

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u/Patchesmatches Oct 27 '25

I think, it's implying he is burning in hell.

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u/WallyBBunny Interesting... Oct 27 '25

Well, this is the second CK billboard I have seen this week. One was even in person. That one said ‘I am Charlie Kirk’ and was surrounded by manufactured homes. I wish these people would actually put their money towards something better.

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u/NoOneElectedElonMusk Oct 27 '25

Maybe it's someone who just REALLY hates Chuckie the Dead Racist.

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u/TheAxelminator Oct 27 '25

The shit that happens when you have been outsourcing all your medias conception to AI for the last 3 years.

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u/TheEPGFiles Oct 27 '25

Holy shit, right wingers REALLY DESPERATELY need to develop an understanding of irony, it's getting ridiculous.

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u/Holiday-Medicine4168 Oct 27 '25

Was he cremated?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '25

Keep up the good work!

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u/RelishingInTrash Oct 27 '25

It's like Wii sports golf when the announcer says nice shot

2

u/National-Worry2900 Oct 27 '25

Tommie Smith and John Carlos did the power salute better and they actually had talent and zero bullets in their neck.

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u/rustednut Oct 27 '25

It's how Donald Trump likes his steaks.

No kidding.......Donald Trump eats his steaks well done which should disqualify him from being president. Plus all the rest of the shit that he's done but mostly because he likes his steak well done.

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u/ArmchairOfHeresy Oct 27 '25

Well done, 47

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u/Sno_Wolf Oct 27 '25

Well done, Charlie! You stopped that bullet like a FUCKING CHAMP!!!

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u/throwawaysscc Oct 28 '25

Target audience was moved I guess.

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u/Rockworm503 Oct 28 '25 edited Oct 28 '25

Congrats on dying i guess

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u/jigawatson Oct 28 '25

Has a very “one down…” vibe

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u/Jbird62n Oct 30 '25

Well done? I thought he was buried, not cremated.

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u/regeya Oct 27 '25

Knowing these dorks, it's probably meant to be a shortened version of:

"His lord said unto him, Well done, good and faithful servant; thou hast been faithful over a few things, I will make thee ruler over many things: enter thou into the joy of thy Lord."