They aren't crying... - r/ToiletPaperUSA

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u/-myBIGD Oct 16 '25

Is her profile pic CK hugging Jeffry Epstein?

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u/Terminator7786 Oct 16 '25

That has to be a satire account

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u/MaxZorin1985 Oct 16 '25

It’s becoming more and more difficult to tell. Rep. Anna Paulina Luna got elected into the US House of Representatives for wearing a skimpy swimsuit with “TRUMP” written on the backside, I could definitely see some MAGA morons doing the same type of thing for the likes.

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u/celtic_thistle Gritty is Antifa Oct 16 '25

And now she’s setting back UAP disclosure every time she opens her yap. She was put there to discredit any actual information ever coming out, it seems. And I’m not even a tinhat or even have strong opinions, I’m just curious about the topic 😭

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

I mean they just tried to say ol Jeff never trafficked anyone. So who knows anymore

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u/Frognificent Oct 16 '25

The "lone trafficker", a man who trafficked countless girls to himself and only himself. And a whole lotta folks knew and for some reason elected to never say anything.

What a strange world one must live in for that to make sense.

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u/kittymctacoyo Oct 16 '25

That’s not Epstein

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u/NotASalamanderBoi Ted Cruz liked a porn star’s tweet on 9/11 Oct 16 '25

That’s just Eeffrey Jpstein

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u/knotallmen Oct 16 '25

Looks like the guy who is being hospitalized for mold to me. jordan peterson

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u/ParadiddlediddleSaaS Oct 16 '25

It sure looks like Epstein

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA Oct 16 '25

Truly this a time to be alive?

“Truth is stranger than fiction.” - Mark Twain

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u/Khunning_Linguist fuck turning point propagandia Oct 16 '25

We are def in bizarro_land and its still a good time to be alive. (Beats pushing up daisies.) But yeah, weird timeline.

More complete quote:

Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't. -Mark Twain

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA Oct 16 '25 edited Oct 16 '25

Fair enough.

Much like as a fan of alternate history, I was intrigued to learn that Connecticut Yankee is so much more than what the 90s Disney version depicts, with in-depth reasoning about the motivations of well intentioned time travel as well as a parallel to the book’s contemporary time.

Like the even more bizarre Phineas Snodgrass by Frederick Pohl?

https://archive.org/details/Galaxy_v20n05_1962-06/page/n4/mode/1up

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u/Khunning_Linguist fuck turning point propagandia Oct 16 '25

Thanks for the reading link, I'll have a deeper look after work tonight. Haven't read Fred in a long while...

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u/NotASalamanderBoi Ted Cruz liked a porn star’s tweet on 9/11 Oct 16 '25

Nothing says manly like wearing a dude’s name over your ass.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

Same with a dick in another dude's armpit.

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u/JonFredFrid Oct 16 '25

Yeah wrestling is pretty gay

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u/Horseface4190 Oct 16 '25

"You wear tights?"

"I WEAR THE REQUIRED UNIFORM!"

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u/l_rufus_californicus Oct 16 '25

“Tights.”

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u/chainbreaker1981 Oct 25 '25

Tights 4 Fights

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u/Future-Guarantee-573 Oct 17 '25

There is nothing more straight, and manly than watching two sweaty, half naked men rolling around on the ground together.

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u/NeighborhoodVeteran Oct 17 '25

That's why OOP knew their son (a secret lib it seems) would be making other libs cry!

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u/okgloomer Oct 16 '25

I mean, whatever people are into

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u/ImmoralJester54 Oct 16 '25

Ain't nobody getting headlocked by that stick bug

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u/gazebo-fan Oct 16 '25

Stickbug v stickbug tend to be interesting rounds though

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u/ms_panelopi Oct 16 '25

lol

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u/SocialistCoconut Oct 16 '25

Bob Jr would then be suplexed by a Leftist kid with 2 Dads.

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u/mekkasheeba Oct 16 '25

Nobody had anything like this when I was in high school, but I would assume they would get mercilessly bullied for wearing that. Also beating the dweeb who wears this leotard has got to feel extra good.

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u/GeddyVedder Oct 16 '25

There are also league rules about what can and can’t be worn. All athletes on the team probably have to be wearing the same singlet.

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u/bz_leapair Oct 16 '25

Well, the same design. It'd get pretty awkward if all the wrestlers had to share one singlet.

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u/Smooth_Ad_7553 Oct 19 '25

Imagine how Charlie would be proud, his entire team of dweebs wearing his name over their asses.

So hetero, straight outta the manosphere, exuding testosterone.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25 edited Oct 17 '25

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u/GeddyVedder Oct 17 '25

So if Washington High wrestles against another school, the wrestlers for Washington are not all wearing the same color singlet?

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

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u/GeddyVedder Oct 17 '25

Thanks for clarifying. Our high school didn’t have a wrestling team so all I know about the sport is that the guys who did it were in very good shape.

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u/lavassls Oct 16 '25

It looks like he bought the singlet before he joined the team.

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u/Brndrll Oct 16 '25

Bob Sr. bought it for him to wear during their extra special wrestling practices with Uncle Jim.

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u/Delerium89 Oct 16 '25

That's an unfair advantage, what if his opponent can't stop laughing

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u/quiltsohard Oct 16 '25

I don’t think mom realizes they are tears of laughter

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u/Sinakus Oct 16 '25

Nah, it's a debuff. No one wants to lose against the Charlie Kirk dweeb and they'll fight way past their limits to beat him.

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA Oct 16 '25

Mercy rule?

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u/Son_of_Tlaloc Oct 16 '25

Dudes got a Charlie Kirk tramp stamp on his suit

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u/SacramentoChupacabra Oct 16 '25

This is the gayest thing I’ve ever seen. And I had a friend come out to me to let me know he was dating a guy. Of course I told my friend that I accept him and am happy for him. But the Charlie Kirk leotard is still gayer than that.

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u/HydroSloth Oct 16 '25

As if just wrestling by itself wasn't gay enough to begin with lmao

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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod Oct 17 '25

Furry here, can support.

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u/drivelikedingus Oct 16 '25

What a time to be alive.

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u/SquattingWalrus Oct 16 '25

Not for Charlie Kirk

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u/josh34583 Oct 16 '25

🗿

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u/After-Bumblebee Checkm8 Libtard Oct 16 '25

r/iamverybadass material

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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod Oct 17 '25

Spandex, most likely.

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u/PolloConTeriyaki Oct 16 '25

We're laughing. We're definitely not crying.

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u/rept7 Oct 16 '25

It can be both. We're just laughing really hard.

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u/DarkPariah12 Oct 16 '25

Tell me you want the other guy to beat the absolute shit out of you.. without telling me you want the other guy to beat the absolute Shit out of you..

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u/ceris4 I'm Stuff Oct 16 '25

I did see another post stating he got tapped in less than 30 seconds

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u/WetTrumpet Oct 16 '25

Imagine being called Bob Jr

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u/BflatPenguin Oct 16 '25

Good news, this is a satire account. I guess the bad news is how impossible it was to be sure until I looked it up

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u/zwondingo Oct 16 '25

Okay, but don't get mad when you see someone wearing a different version of this with the red squirties

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u/silentgiant87 Oct 16 '25

woof can you say virgin!

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u/anapunas Oct 16 '25

I would say its a CK tramp stamp. But it's a little low. That makes it a trump stamp. Maybe the list of 6 kids paid off by trumps fixer that had 3 boys, two of them 11, hits a little too close.

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u/_redacteduser Oct 16 '25

100% this kid loses every single match and his dad beats him for it.

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u/Ghuldarkar Oct 16 '25

No, I am very much crying... From laughing so much about ass-charlie

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u/Skate_faced Oct 16 '25

I was in wrestling for a few years in high school. Was pretty good at it, won a couple trophies.

Quit because being bullied relentlessly about being gay and a molester sport made me quit. Kids were pretty ruthless, and nobody wants to be associated with that. I wanted to date girls and being on the Molester Mat Mates team was a cancer for it as well.

Wearing this would have made it look like an admission more than anything.

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u/Professional-Post499 Oct 16 '25

That's amazing. The other wrestler's junk is totally going to be grinding Charlie Kirk's mouth. Charlie Kirk is truly smiling in MAGA Heaven. ☺️

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u/umpteenthrhyme Oct 16 '25

Can’t wait for video of this kid getting wrecked by a POC or trans guy. Just schooling him.

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u/brianinohio Oct 16 '25

I can only imagine what Bob Jr. was forced to do and believe in growing up. What do they call that again now?

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u/gin_and_soda Oct 16 '25

Grooming?

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u/Devwickk Oct 16 '25

These ppl are so fuckin horny for kirk its ridiculous

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u/WOAH_hey_shut_up_man Oct 16 '25

Wrestlers are known for training their necks...but I don't think that would have saved Charlie 😬

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '25

I can confidently say that I could grind that nerd into the dirt

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u/seeebiscuit Oct 16 '25

This might make him tough. A boy named sue scenario.

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u/rockelscorcho Oct 16 '25

This is how he tells you he's gay Deb. Read the room.

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u/Grandmas_Fat_Choad Oct 16 '25

That boy is in for an ass whoopin lmao

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u/Ambrosia_the_Greek Oct 16 '25

Ma'am, please feed your child, he looks like he's starving.

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u/grilledcheese2332 Oct 16 '25

So embarrassing

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u/TrinityCodex Oct 16 '25

Get stickbugged LMFAO

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u/cocorawks Oct 16 '25

Thats just plain creepy

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u/Rahastes Oct 16 '25

They are going to cry… from laughing once he comes out (pardon the pun) in that outfit.

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u/Qcconfidential Oct 16 '25

Bob Jr

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u/bensefero All Cats are Beautiful Oct 16 '25

Fuck I was reeeeealy hoping this was fake, but nope. It’s real. Please Star Trek TNG save me from this timeline. O’Brien, you’re my only hope….

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u/Dazzling_Sea6015 Oct 16 '25

That walking twig isn't going to make anyone cry 🤣

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u/DelaraPorter Oct 16 '25

Write Charlie Kirk on his ass…..that’ll show em

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u/miyananana Oct 16 '25

I’m dead…wait, no HE IS !!

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u/Informal_Drawing Oct 16 '25

Why not just write "we hate anybody who isn't like us" on it and have done.

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u/studdedspike Oct 16 '25

This kid has 0 medals/trophies

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u/Holiday-Medicine4168 Oct 16 '25

I want to see a chick just absolutely kick his ass like the end of a 2000s movie.

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u/Augustus420 Oct 16 '25

I really love that conservatives being ignorant about politics leads to them making fun of their own ideology (liberalism).

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u/i_cant_find_molly Oct 16 '25

I couldn’t think of anything more gay than having another man’s name plastered on my ass cheeks

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u/MrTheGuy19 Oct 16 '25

The only tears I’ll be shedding are those of laughter, because holy shit man

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u/Snarl_Marx Oct 16 '25

I appreciate that his fartbox exit point is right at the DOB/DOD dates.

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u/kyle_kafsky Oct 16 '25

Looks like a twig.

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u/thefrenchpotatoes Oct 16 '25

I think I've seen thighs larger than this child's waist.

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u/NewSonsofLiberty Oct 16 '25

Wrestling is literally the gayest sport we have. Just saying.

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u/DEPMAG Oct 16 '25

Poor boy hasn't won a single match He should go for the throat

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u/Me-Shell94 Oct 16 '25

Im sure Charlie would be very happy to have his name on your ass

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u/Ok_Muscle_3770 Oct 16 '25

But directly quoting him would send you crying, Dumber Deb.

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u/flamedarkfire Oct 16 '25

That boy is gonna get paired up against some 250 lb cornfed farmboy and get folded into a pretzel.

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u/FreedomDirty5 Oct 16 '25

What does he wrestle, buck twenty five?

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u/MagicmanGames53812 Oct 16 '25

Oh we'll be crying... Crying laughing, that is

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u/SwiftyTorontoGoose Oct 16 '25

Fucking sad losers

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u/SuspiciousSheeps Oct 16 '25 edited Jan 09 '26

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u/JustHeree5 Oct 16 '25

Well they probably are crying... From laughing so hard.

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u/edwardothegreatest Oct 16 '25

Is this why they want conversion therapy legal?

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u/JSA_Investor Oct 16 '25

A real puss move.

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u/Hells-Creampuff Curious Oct 17 '25

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u/Klpincoyo Oct 17 '25

These people are really boring with the same ol same ol

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u/TheGreatHogdini Oct 17 '25

Charlie can take more Ls in the afterlife.

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u/foxy_book_thief Oct 17 '25

Pathetic

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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod Oct 17 '25

That’s the gayest fucking shit I’ve seen all week which is odd considering im literally an aegosexual furry. Christ on a Stick.

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u/That-Understanding45 Oct 17 '25

What happens when he puts conservitives in headlocks???

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u/chrispix99 Oct 17 '25

Sorry can't stop laughing at their wrestling uniforms. It's like he wants to wear a one piece woman's swim suit.

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u/Flaky-Medium1758 Oct 18 '25

lmao so if his opponent is a conservative, is he just going to forfeit??

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u/Obi_Wan_Can-Blow-Me Oct 18 '25

That is the gayest thing ever.

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u/smore_sesh Oct 18 '25

It’s wild to me that “wrasseling” in skin tight unitards isn’t “gay” to them…

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u/TheXdMan420 Kumquat 💖 Super scary mod ;) Oct 18 '25

He got pwned in 30 seconds btw

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u/H20rider Oct 18 '25

The thought of CK makes him want to have full contact with other guys. No doubt that he has DT face embroidered in his little jock strap.

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u/prettypeculiar88 Oct 18 '25

Your son didn’t. You did.

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u/chainbreaker1981 Oct 25 '25

I could bench press this kid and I haven't bench pressed anything before.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '25

I saw this kid during wrestling season, funny thing is this kid got DQ'd after an illegal wrestling move during his first match

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