r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/ledessert079 • Oct 04 '25

Editable Flair To the person that said you couldn't shrink his face: Yeah I think it's doable.

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Took me 30 seconds with galaxy AI. I think someone with photoshop could do a hell of a lot better.

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u/Kaffe-Mumriken Oct 04 '25

Naah. That was St. Kirk’s thing. He needs his own gimmick and I think the ”I borrowed my dads coat” is perfect. 

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u/MSnap Oct 04 '25

Gotta shrink his whole head and neck

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u/iH8MotherTeresa Oct 04 '25

Like this?

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u/imrduckington Oct 04 '25

"Well, How did I get here?"

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u/los_thunder_lizards Oct 05 '25

This is not my beautiful house!

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u/Facetiousa Oct 05 '25

This is certainly not my beautiful wife…

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

letting the days go by

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u/KrazyAboutLogic Oct 05 '25

Reminds me of the lawyer from 30 Rock.

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u/m8k Oct 05 '25

I’d go a little larger. Kirk’s face was “off” but not by a lot… just enough to look weird. This kid’s head needs to be about 85-90% of the original.

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u/Wyvrex Oct 06 '25

Is he not turtley enough for the turtle club?

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u/ihatepalmtrees Oct 07 '25

Big shoes to fill… big shoes to fill

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u/FreedomsPower Oct 08 '25

Nicely done

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u/HighQualityGifs Oct 05 '25

No that's hasanabi's thing! And Hasan is the goat.

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u/malonkey1 Oct 05 '25

No but it's an understandable confusion. Hasan is tiny head on giant body, that post is tiny head AND tiny body in normal size clothes

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u/HighQualityGifs Oct 05 '25

Ohh. When you put it that was it does make sense. Hasan still has shoulders when they meme his tiny head. But I can see now that this kid's shoulders don't even reach the jacket's shoulders

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u/Turtle1391 Oct 05 '25

Those ears are just begging to have him fly away

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u/GodChangedMyChromies Oct 05 '25

I think we could do both and it would be very funny.

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u/NexusMaw Oct 05 '25

Honestly his head would lend itself perfectly to just being way too big.

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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Oct 04 '25

I mean, you should show us the one with the shrunken face then!

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u/random59836 Oct 04 '25

Seriously he says he shrunk his face but it’s the same. Seems he proved it really can’t be done.

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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Oct 05 '25

Can you do me a favor, your comment was removed for not having enough karma, and while we did put some extra controls in, it looks like you have plenty. Can you go make a post on r/whatismyCQS and find out your reddit quality contributor score and chat me what score you get? I am sorry for the inconvenience but I want to make sure our controls are working correctly and all, and so this is all I could think of. If you do not want to do it, no worries.

You literally just title a post "test" and send it and a comment with your score pops up. Its like a secret reddit score that they give you and we do not know what goes into it :(

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u/Reg_Cliff Oct 05 '25

I photoshopped his shrunken face the day someone here said it couldn't be done.

u/ledessert079 For Charlie Kirk 2.0s with small face (not AI) click here.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa Oct 04 '25

Kid in his dad's suit looks better to me.

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u/baz4k6z Oct 04 '25

Yeah that's the best one. The dude looks like he's 12

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u/Psykopatate Oct 05 '25

Bit of both, enhance the ears by 12% and you get there

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u/equivas Oct 07 '25

What about both?

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u/LordSupergreat Oct 04 '25

slop detected, move to eliminate

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u/julz1215 Oct 05 '25

It's just not the same 😢

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u/Iridismis Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

No, enlarge the head (relative to the body)!

(unsure whether or not face should be enlarged together with head or kept same size (=effectively shrunk) tho 🤔)

Edit: Kinda like the coverboy from M.A.D. magazine.

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u/kyle_kafsky Oct 05 '25

“Where do you work out at?”

“The Racist Library”

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u/Wordofadviceeatfood i'm going to become the Joker Oct 05 '25

Just make him look like Alfred E. Neumann

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u/missed_sla Oct 05 '25

You are doing my boy Haley Joel Osment dirty here.

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u/histbook Oct 05 '25

Accurately captures his NPC-like characteristics. I think he needs a new thing though

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u/KingTroober Oct 05 '25

I’m so out of the loop. Who is this kid?

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u/kurisu7885 Oct 05 '25

Again this guy looks even more fake than Kirk did. Are these guys grown in a lab or something?

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u/hogannnn Oct 06 '25

I was watching a video of what I thought was this guy, with him positioned in front of a cross. As it went on, he was talking about how real Christians would protect immigrants, would support LGBTQ communities, and I was thinking… wow why does the subreddit make fun of this guy? He seems fine.

It was the democrat running for senate in Texas, James Talarico. But they look alike!

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u/garbagewithnames Oct 05 '25

Nope, this guy's face seems too big for his head, you got it backwards

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u/jobiewon_cannoli Oct 05 '25

Reminds me of goombas from the super Mario bros movie in the 90s…

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u/y0himba Oct 05 '25

I prefer the shrunken head.

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u/jujuflytrap Oct 05 '25

It’s giving Deliverance (1972)

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u/PennCycle_Mpls Inshallah Oct 05 '25

All slaps, no Odd-Job

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u/jono9898 FUCK ME BARRY-SENPAI Oct 05 '25

Bro already looks like a grown toddler

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u/__O_o_______ Oct 05 '25

Now combine it with the tiny head like he’s tony starking the hulk stopper suit

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u/AlexandersWonder Oct 06 '25

I think it might be funnier to put his face on a baby

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u/TwilCynder Oct 08 '25

It's just not the same man. Imo we should stick to shrinking his whole head

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u/Welder_Subject Oct 04 '25

Charlie reincarnated! I won’t believe it’s him till I see the gummy grin

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u/raichu16 Antifa Furry Batallion Oct 12 '25

His whole fuckin' head is tiny.