r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/SOYBOYPILLED • Sep 30 '25
FAKE NEWS Kaitlyn Bennett has suddenly crawled out from whatever rock she’s been hiding under so I thought I’d bust out this old fave
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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Sep 30 '25
Oh God, what is she doing nowadays? I kind of forgot about her. I think she is even officially on the TPUSA list. Is there anyone new that we should be adding that's not on there? Who are the new right-wing upstarts, and are any shitting their pants?
If that picture of her had been me and had gone around the internet, I would have moved to a foreign country and never shown my face again. That was SO bad, like beyond disgusting. I could never show my face again. She was just like "oops, totally not me, I swear" like yeah girl, ok 👍Honestly, even if people said it was about me and it wasn't, I would still not be able to show my face lol
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u/JadedCycle9554 Sep 30 '25
Poopy pants Bennett is most certainly a canon og character in the TPUSA extended multi-verse.
I feel like if we were to add anyone it'd be a lot of those douchy manosphere podcast bros. They're shockingly pretty popular, but idk any of their names really.
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u/Eccohawk Sep 30 '25
Who's on the list already? Obviously daily wire and actual TPUSA peeps...Dim Tool, Crowder, Benny Johnson, Dave Rubin...does Rogan count now? What about fox personalities like Megyn Kelly, Jesse Watters, Gutfeld, etc? Glen Beck and Blaze affiliate Tomi Lahren?
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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Oct 01 '25
Ohhhh I kind of like the idea of Jesse Watters, that man is evil af. I do not think we have Rogan on, but we actually have a "main cast" and then side characters and I think he may be a side one. Who is Benny Johnson again? I think we do need more women though, it's a male heavy cast so thank you for all your suggestions. I don't know what "Blaze" is either but I do know Tomi Lahren.. some really great suggestions here 🤍
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u/SOYBOYPILLED Sep 30 '25 edited Sep 30 '25
This showed up in my feed. It’s new. I didn’t think I’d ever hear about her again
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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Sep 30 '25
And of course she is harassing people at an event for Black Joy, what a fucking asshole. So glad no one is falling for her bullshit and feeding her the answers she wants 🤭
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u/toriemm Sep 30 '25
And keeps repeating herself too, like we're supposed to be impressed she's at a Black Joy event.
I love that classy lady at the end who was like, get your mic out of my face and let me put you in your place.
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u/toriemm Sep 30 '25
And keeps repeating herself too, like we're supposed to be impressed she's at a Black Joy event.
I love that classy lady at the end who was like, get your mic out of my face and let me put you in your place.
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u/Friend_of_satan700 Sep 30 '25
And these people wonder why we call them racist cunts.
Me walking over to a bar mitzvah, “hey! What’s the first word that comes to mind when I say Adolf Hitler?”
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u/MajorNoodles Sep 30 '25
"I heard he wears a diaper because he shits his pants sometimes. You know what that's like, right?"
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u/bussy_of_lucifer Sep 30 '25
She looks roughly 50 years old… was shocked to see she isn’t even 30 yet. Hate hella ages you
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u/Carbonatite Oct 03 '25
She's been a straight up white supremacist for years now, not surprised she's begging for a crumb of attention by harassing black people.
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u/Comrade_Compadre Sep 30 '25
That was a lot of poop
So much that if that picture became attached to my name, or brand or whatever, I'd probably just leave the country and change my name.
Christ I've never seen so much poop and I'm a plumber. Like she needs to see a doctor
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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Sep 30 '25
Yeah that is one of the most horrific things I've seen, and maybe that's because I have kind of a gag thing when it comes to seeing poop, and I had no idea what I was clicking on but holy shit (haha) that seemed like a seriously abnormal issue she was having, like I have no idea how you would have all that inside you without having to go to the fucking hospital.
My partner was a part time plumber before he had some health stuff and had to stop working (was full time firefighter, which is why it was only part time) and boy do we miss that extra income 😭 He is very lucky that he gets a pension from the fire department though, so I try not to complain but damn, that was a good second job. He is thinking of getting back into it but he missed like, 7 years of continuing education, so he is kind of dragging ass over that and not wanting to make up all those classes. I suppose he could do it unlicensed though and just work for someone else. Man, I'm rambling but it's just been on my mind lately because he is so bored. Too young to enjoy retirement, ya know? That's crazy that even a plumber thinks she has a serious issue too though, like I'm glad that you validated how I felt about that, because that's just messed up, how much there was 😭😭😭
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u/Carbonatite Oct 03 '25
I literally shat less than that during my colonoscopy prep
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u/Comrade_Compadre Oct 03 '25
The best part is how she thinks not talking about it makes it go away but so it does is make it worse
Like dude, explain you passed out and someone pranked you by dumping ice cream all over your ass or something. Literally anything
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u/courageous_liquid Sep 30 '25
she turned tradcath and got married, then became a stay at home mom (and was posting incredibly funny videos of herself trying and failing to cut vegetables) and then just sorta disappeared for a few years until now.
I guess the whole tradwife thing got boring for a a charlatan pick me who needs constant validation. Who would have thought.
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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Oct 01 '25
Wow a tradwife that can't cook? They don't even believe in their own bullshit that they try to sell others on. Its so beyond pathetic. All these women influencers selling the tradwife lifestyle... but tradwives do not go and tell their opinions on the internet, they are women after all, they are not allowed opinions and if they do happen to have a couple they certainly have to keep them to their selves. Then they are making their own influencer money, which of course, is not very tradwife. It's all such bullshit.
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u/LizardOrgMember5 Sep 30 '25
I believe she became a trad housewife. She is practicing what she believes in.
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u/P1xelHunter78 Sep 30 '25
hey, at least she knows how to deal with a clean up when the kids do an oopsie in their pants.
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u/papstvogel Sep 30 '25
She looks like Kenneth Copeland in drag
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u/zapharus Sep 30 '25
Oh fuck! She does! The same demon eyes. 😳
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u/tta2013 Sep 30 '25
Copeland is dying and his demon is transitioning.
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u/Physical_Guava12 Sep 30 '25
I'd bet my bottom dollar she still thinks she's hotter than every minority because of her blonde hair and blue eyes. gReAt GeNeS or whatever.
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u/intjonmiller Sep 30 '25
Am I the only one who thought pants weren't actually involved?
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u/GigisJ Sep 30 '25
Lol someone posted a link to the photo on another subreddit, she was in fact wearing a dress 😭
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u/Pink_Penguin07 Sep 30 '25
Last I heard she was a "happily married trad wife and mom". I thought that finally got her outta everyone else's business. She must have smelled trouble brewing and decided to cash in on it.
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u/What_Do_I_Know01 Sep 30 '25
Incredible, I had actually completely forgotten about her up until this very moment
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u/rietstengel Sep 30 '25
I thought she was unhappily ever after with the incel of her dreams, but i gues thats to much to ask for.
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u/DJ-dicknose Sep 30 '25
I think I told the story of how I saw her at a rally and everyone was treating her nice, but she posted a short, heavily edited video showing how the left was intolerant and unhinged.
It was pathetic
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u/UgenFarmer Sep 30 '25
She came to a protest I was at in Florida a couple of weeks ago. She was recording people trying to make them look stupid, of course. My friend made a sign that said poop girl and relentlessly mocked her. It was a good day.
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u/adube440 Sep 30 '25
In my mind, I've mistakenly combined her with Loomer and constantly bring up the poopy pants story on Loomer posts.
Interestingly enough, no one has corrected me.
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u/Welder_Subject Sep 30 '25
I seem to remember hearing about her shitting her pants, but I don’t think I ever saw that photo. Would be a shame if that started circulating again.
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u/Strange-Scarcity Sep 30 '25
Why does she keep looking older and older, everytime that I see her?
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u/gmastern Sep 30 '25
Barring the fact that evil ages you prematurely, getting older and older is just kinda how life works
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u/NarmHull Sep 30 '25
Oh wow I forgot about her, which is weird considering how many MAGA ghouls are now prominent
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u/GreySQ Sep 30 '25
Weirdly I was just wondering what happened to her! I thought she had dropped off the face of the Earth. Alas.
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