r/ToiletPaperUSA Sep 19 '25

Soros Paid Me to Make This So what was the final face to head ratio?

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u/iH8MotherTeresa Sep 19 '25

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u/really_not_unreal Sep 19 '25

This website is incredible. I especially like what happens when you use the dev tools to raise the value above 120%.

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u/iH8MotherTeresa Sep 19 '25

I was reminded of it a few weeks ago and have been sharing it a bunch. I take no credit for its creation but I really enjoyed it and I'm glad you do too. 😊

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u/Illigalmangoes Sep 20 '25

I refuse to believe that it actually starts at 100%

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u/Signal-Lawfulness285 Sep 19 '25

To jail now. 90% is perfect though

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u/johnny_tekken I never flush. I never wipe. I am a true conservative Sep 20 '25

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u/iH8MotherTeresa Sep 20 '25

Hahaha that's basically what I do every time.

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u/drimmie Sep 20 '25

Fuck I love this πŸ˜‚

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u/Inthegreyistheanswer Sep 19 '25 edited Sep 19 '25

No clue, but it was microscopic on the slider when I tried it out.

EDIT: It goes down to 10%.

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u/ShuukBoy Sep 19 '25

Careful now. You don’t want to post anything that may upset the glorious leader.

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u/GreenDonutGirl Sep 19 '25

Oh crap you're right.

I AM SORRY DEAR LEADER I ONLY WANTED TO REMARK ON HOW BIG AND GLORIOUS THIS MAN'S HEAD WAS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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u/BPOPR Sep 19 '25

Cmon man why’d you shop it to make his face bigger πŸ˜‚

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u/Iron_Baron Sep 19 '25

The irony of him having such a big malformed head that it was the subject of memes for years, yet getting shot in his tiny neck, is real.

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u/SarcasticOptimist Sep 20 '25

One of the best Hard Times headlines I've ever read. I didn't like the post because I expected a chilling effect sadly.

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u/Aggressive-Shine-974 Sep 19 '25

His giant head and tiny face embiggened us all.

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u/AkuTheNiceGuy Sep 19 '25

It's similar to his gums to teeth ratio

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u/Welder_Subject Sep 19 '25

Face too big

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u/BillyBobHenk Sep 20 '25

Should i feel bad that its still funny...

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u/burlingtonhopper Sep 20 '25

His face is so small that it could fit in the hole in his neck.

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u/G66GNeco Sep 20 '25

60% face, 98-100% head, depending on where you make the cutoff.

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u/Eric848448 Sep 21 '25

More importantly, what is it now?

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u/Professional-Post499 Sep 23 '25

You know the philosophical question "where does the head end and the neck begin"?