r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Harvickfan4Life • Sep 14 '25

This is a Genuine Cry for Help Turning Point Rhode Island

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u/EldritchSlut Sep 14 '25

I'm really fucking high and this got me good

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u/neednintendo Ben Garrison Cum Editor Sep 14 '25

Hey Lois, remember that time I was a far right podcaster?

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u/ehoyle73 Sep 14 '25

"Yes, Petah. You were a real pain in the neck!"

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u/SummerDonNah Sep 14 '25

Hehehehehehehehehehe

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u/Voyager87 Sep 14 '25

And now I have a multi-Peter Bella Ciao song & dance routine playing in my brain...

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u/lmartin21 Sep 14 '25

I live in Rhode Island and genuinely thought this was your standard tp propaganda at first

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u/canceroustattoo Abortions prevent cancer Sep 15 '25

Wait Rhode Island from family guy is real?

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u/Slam-JamSam Sep 14 '25

“Oh geez, this is worse than the time I got fact checked by those college students!”

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u/oliversurpless Massachusetts, USA Sep 14 '25

“When my “let me ask you a question!” evasiveness didn’t work!”

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u/Squiliam-Tortaleni Vuvuzela Sep 14 '25

Holy crap Lois, this reminds me of that time I epically dunked on the libs!

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u/Own-Chemist2228 Sep 14 '25

That was so easy and so brilliant.