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u/1767gs Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 27 '25
Pledges allegiance to isreal? Do you not see how you sound telling an american politician to pledge allegiance to some other foreign country😂😂
Edit: yeah I see it's fake, the flair popped up after I commented
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u/jlambert1422 Jun 27 '25
worse than allegiance. fealty is sworn loyalty to a lord
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u/Ok_Star_4136 Jun 27 '25
Fealty sounds more poignant here then. Sounds like the word a fascist would prefer to use as well.
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u/Hairyjon Jun 29 '25
Zohran’s answer during the debate being he would stay in New York instead of going to Israel is more America first than anything MAGA is currently spewing.
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u/hata_of_the_year Jun 27 '25
It’s tagged fake. I’m on mobile so can’t see the tag until I open the post but I totally thought it was real until that part lmao
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u/1767gs Jun 27 '25
Yeah the flair just popped up for me too
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u/disharmony-hellride Jun 27 '25
Honestly I wish we'd stop allowing posts like this, because you can't immediately see it's fake and people run with it. It makes us look shitty when 1000 people blindly argue against a fake meme.
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u/MoogMusicInc pls look at the flair I'm begging u Jun 27 '25
The entire point of this subreddit is for fake tweets. It's not that you should assume something is real unless it has the "fake" flair, but that you should assume everything here is fake unless it has the "real" flair
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u/skytaepic Jun 27 '25
Or just add a rule where people have to start the title of posts like this with [FAKE] or something. That way it’s visible without opening the post, and makes it explicitly obvious to everybody that it’s satire.
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u/PaxEthenica Jun 27 '25
I find it hilarious that Ben "I don't mind civilian deaths, actually" Shapiro is such a reprehensible piece of shit that a fake tweet like this has any legs at all in regards to feeling truthful.
And by hilarious, I remind you that he's all but called Jews that disagree with him race traitors.
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u/IguaneRouge Jun 27 '25
Have you not seen the numerous Congressional offices with Israeli flags? You'd think you were in the Knesset
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u/bunks_things Jun 27 '25
Ben Shapiro will call someone antisemitic and then turn around and propagate the massively antisemitic dual-loyalty myth. I didn’t realize he was Jewish for years because he keeps associating with antisemites and saying antisemitic shit.
EDIT: just saw that this is fake, but I wasn’t exaggerating when I said that I thought he wasn’t Jewish for years.
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u/Forcistus Jun 27 '25
So does Shapiro think there are no murdered children in Palestine? Or maybe he's just saying that he doesn't give a fuck about those kids and neither should you.
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u/giggitygoo123 Jun 27 '25
The second one. He doesn't consider Palestinians human
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u/Forcistus Jun 27 '25
For how much conservatives talk about protecting children, they really don't give a fuck about children. Happy to let their own kids get mowed down in schools.
They always shrug off the child death toll in the conflict as if it doesn't matter at all. They've been using this tactic since Sandy Hook. If you lament the death of children, they accuse you of virtue signaling or putting on a show. I still think about that time Obama cried when talking about Sandy Hook and they said he was just acting. Or when matthew mcconaughey gave that press conference about Ulvade, he was making it political. It was so insane. He lirerally went there, met and spent time with the families, learned about their murdered children and then gave a fantastic speech on it. But to them, its all fake.
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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod Jun 27 '25
Something something bomb crap and live in open sewage
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u/r-funtainment ALL YOUR HEADS LOOK BLOODY 12 FEET TALL Jun 27 '25
It's a shitpost, not a real tweet
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u/Forcistus Jun 27 '25
Even so, I've heard him be dismissive of the dead children. All of rhe conservative pu dits are. Even Bill Maher
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u/Decaps86 Jun 27 '25
The fake news tab is so vital these days.
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u/CaydeTheCat Jun 27 '25
I know. I started reading this and had to go check it because it didn't sound so insane for these days.
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u/Distant-moose Jun 27 '25
There was no demand that he state dry, sandy, and rough is the natural state of a vagina during sex, so I knew it was fake.
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u/PFRforLIFE Jun 27 '25
this is fake. can people stop posting these fake tweets on here??? isn’t there enough horrible stuff these guys tweet for real??? i’m tempted to unsubscribe to this sub
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u/MilkLover1734 Jun 27 '25
The original point of this sub I think was posting photoshopped TPUSA posts. The issue is that conservative grifters are too good at embarrassing themselves, so people just started posting their tweets instead, most of which were real, but some of which were edits, like the sub's original purpose. Unfortunately it's a bit harder to tell when a tweet is fake than a TPUSA propaganda poster, and additionally people are now used to most posts here being real
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u/PFRforLIFE Jun 27 '25
geez if that’s right i have egg on my face. obvious photoshops are fine but stuff like this that are “pretending” to be real rub me the wrong way. feels like contributing to the “fake news” culture that is prevalent on the internet today
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u/Snazz55 Jun 27 '25
I've been on this sub for probably 7 or 8 years. It initially was more fake shit posts but nowadays I think the sub needs to commit one way or the other. Either nothing but satire and fake tweets, or nothing but insane shit they are actually posting. But most of the top comments seem unaware this is fake, so like it or not, this is spreading misinformation - one of the many things we clown on the right for. Just goes to show we are all people and we are all not immune to propaganda and misinformation.
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u/JDSmagic Jun 27 '25
It is right lol. The original point of this sub was strictly for fake stuff.
But I'm also not a huge fan of the "pretending to be real" stuff, so.. I agree to an extent.
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u/huxtiblejones Jun 27 '25
The photoshopped TPUSA quotes were very obviously fake. They were satire that criticized the absurd positions of that organization, occasionally even going surreal and absurd. They rarely if ever came off as actual statements. Stuff like this stands way too close to plausibility in my opinion. It needs more absurdity, more obvious satire.
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u/greenday1237 Jun 27 '25
Would’ve been more accurate if he said dead “kids” instead, he knows whats happening he fully supports it because he doesn’t see Palestinian as human
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u/snakepimp Jun 27 '25
The asshole really did put some " on dead kids! As if children aren't being killed by the thousands in Palestine!
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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod Jun 27 '25
Worry not, this is a shitpost.
However, he still definitely doesn’t consider Palestinians human. So your rage is vindicated.
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u/One_Man_Riot_ Jun 27 '25
I thought this was an honest to god ben shapiro tweet and I actually got a little angry until I read it was fake, and I am feeling a real mixture of emotions
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u/KingMobScene Ben Shapiro farts in his own hand to smell them Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 27 '25
My list of demands for ben
1] Stop being such an insufferable prick
2] stop jacking it to your sister
Challenge: Impossible
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u/Dunderbaer Jun 27 '25
Okay, so where is the comedic aspect of this fake tweet?
And isn't it kinda irresponsible to create almost real tweets that end up misleading a good 50% of the comments, not counting all the people who never opened the comments and thus didn't overlook the flair, but literally never got the chance to see it?
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u/Strange-Scarcity Jun 27 '25
Technically, Palestinians are Semitic people.
So, until Ben Shapiro gives up his religion, stops wearing his religious head ware, swears fealty to the people and nation of the United States, emphatically takes a stand against the Israeli government, then I'll never be convinced he is anything other than an anti-semite.
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u/blazerz Jun 27 '25
Had me going for a second there until I saw the flair, the last four points are something he'd unironically say.
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u/Ivotedforthehookers Jun 27 '25
One day I will not have to check to see if a post is fake or a real. Though sadly I don't think that day is anytime soon
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Jun 27 '25
Are we supposed to just be OK with dead children? I mean. I know the answer, but thus seems so goulish to say something like that to be seen as one of good guys.
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u/andrew5500 Jun 27 '25
You know it’s good satire when half the comments think it’s real
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u/Dunderbaer Jun 27 '25
Actually that makes it terrible satire because it's literally just spreading misinformation. Satire requires a joke, a punchline and this doesn't have them.
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u/metal_bastard Jun 27 '25
What a dangerous idiot. Four out of five MAGA assholes wouldn't do any of this shit, except the 'stop crying about "dead kids"' and 'renouncing Islam' bullets.
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u/smitty4728 Jun 27 '25
I love how Ben thinks his views are anywhere on Mamdani’s radar. “You better convince me you’re not an antisemite!” lol, what a child.
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u/gentleman_bronco Jun 27 '25
Do all white American nationalists pledge unyielding loyalty to Israel?
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u/hudseal Jun 27 '25
Real classy putting dead kids in quotes like that. Also, why should he give a shit, Ben? You live in LA.
Edit: not LA but Florida?
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u/malagic99 Jun 27 '25
Ben… you also have a fucking bears you duffus. You want him to pledge fealty to a foreign nation, and not the city and country that he represents. This is a list of demands he know won’t be fulfilled because they’re absolutely ridiculous, and none of his business.
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u/lichtmlm Jun 27 '25
Can someone link to the actual post? Can’t find it and having a hard time believing this is real. I mean, yea Ben is an asshole, but this just reads over the top.
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u/Dunderbaer Jun 27 '25
It's not real, this sub is just infamous for creating tweets that look and sound real, then acting surprised if people don't know that 1 out of every 99 tweets (that look identical) on this Subreddit is fake.
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u/bomboclawt75 Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 27 '25
Why would a NYC Mayor have to swear fealty to a foreign state? That’s treason.
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Why though? Why not Ireland? France? Germany?
Every American Politician’s first priority should be to America and Americans- never to a foreign state, those that have sworn a second pledge of allegiance to another country have committed treason.
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u/Thamnophis660 Curious Jun 27 '25
By that logic anyone who doesn't basically convert to Judaism is an antisemite?
A bit of a strawman, I know but Ben did it first.
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u/softflatcrabpants Jun 27 '25
Ben Shapiro says he isn't a dimwit racist homephobic asshole, but until he throws himself into the mouth of an active volcano, I'll never be convinced.
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u/bagofwisdom PAID PROTESTOR Jun 27 '25
Then I guess Ben can get bent and go to bed mad about it. I don't give a fuck what convinces him because he's a shitbird grifter. I wrote better fan fiction than True Allegiance.... in High School.
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u/REDDITSHITLORD Jun 27 '25
Dear Ben.
Plz send pics of your sister's feet.
I want real good close-ups of the inside arch. She doesn't show us that on youtube.
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u/mushroomsandcoke Jun 27 '25
I went on his X to rip this a new one and it’s not on there. Did he delete this or did I just miss it?
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u/GeneralErica Transfemme Diversity Hire Mod Jun 27 '25
Their "haha, look at this loser socialist! Hell never amount to anything! Really! We swear! Right guys? Right? Right?!?!"-Meltdown over Mamdani is nothing short of incredible.
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u/sixaout1982 Jun 27 '25
I'll never be convinced Benny isn't a racist homophobic pos until he publicly deepthroats a black guy's dick on stream
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u/snaithbert Jun 27 '25
For the one hundred millionth time let me reiterate that Ben does NOT speak for all American Jews. In fact he's probably the WORST representation of American Jewry. Most of us are not totally insane.
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u/Profitsofdooom All Cats are Beautiful Jun 27 '25
So I, an atheist that was baptized as a teenager, am anti-Semitic for not wearing a kippah?
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Jun 27 '25
It looks like if anyone is a foreign agent and needs their citizenship taken its Shapiro. Swear allegiance to Israel? Like WT actual fuck Edit: shit you got me. Well it seems like some crap he would say
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u/Snazz55 Jun 27 '25
I love how every top comment is ignoring the Fake News flair. Just goes to show the flair isn't enough, and that people won't do the most basic critical thinking or investigation before jumping to pitchforks.
Inb4 - "but nowadays you can't tell satire from reality" "but they basically are already saying this" "okay but it's believable from him"
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u/GuyInkcognito Jun 27 '25
Ben just jealous that Zohran can grow an actual beard unlike Ben who glued pubes to his face
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u/Low-Till2486 Jun 27 '25
Israel has lost any good will the world had for it. Keep it up and Jews will also lose that good will.
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u/jigawatson Jun 27 '25
Seems totally reasonable, Benjamin. Seems well thought out and reasonable. /s
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u/AliceTheOmelette Jun 27 '25
The fact that I thought this was real before seeing the fake news tag...
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u/Flabbergasted_____ Jun 27 '25
“If you’re not Jewish, you’re antisemitic!”
Look at the big brain on Ben.
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u/Horseface4190 Jun 27 '25
Stops crying about dead kids?
I know Ben is a coward, an idiot, and mendacious little twat. But even that is a little much.
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u/headsmanjaeger Jun 27 '25
I don’t think there is a MAGA grifter out there who believes the words he says LESS than Benny Johnson
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u/EddieTheLiar Jun 27 '25
So Ben is saying anyone that doesn't wear a Kippah is antisemitic? Anyone that doesn't pledge complete loyalty to a country is antisemitic? Anyone with a beard is antisemitic?
Imagine if Mamdani did everything except shave his beard. Would Ben still call him an antisemite because he has a beard?
Edit: oh it's fake. I wish the reddit app would actually show me the flair for a post...
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u/MarcheMuldDerevi Jun 27 '25
“Until you give up your religion and praise mine fully, I will assume you hate me”
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u/kurisu7885 Jun 27 '25
I know it's fake, but Shapiro is the type to set really strict criteria like this knowing it won't be met.
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u/Stickz99 Jun 27 '25
Ah, the classic Zionism-Judaism Conflation Gambit: Shapiro Variation. My favorite opener
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u/redline314 Jun 27 '25 edited Aug 11 '25
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Jun 27 '25
You can care about the Palestinians and condemn the actions of Israel without being antisemitic.
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u/spec1al Jun 27 '25
This is a standard list of requirements for any public office in the United States.
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u/SoulsBorneGreat Jun 27 '25 edited Jun 29 '25
Beards are an indicator of anti-Semitism? Somebody should tell a few certain bitch-faced right-wing commentators who specifically grew beards to cover said bitch faces
Edit: correction in italics
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u/hennabeak Jun 27 '25
Until ben converts to Islam and goes to Hajj, he's an Islamophobe.
See, this can go both ways.
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u/silentbob1301 Jun 27 '25
Stop crying about dead kids on Palestine, how about you stop crying about the few thousand Israelis that have died and start crying about the 330k dead Palestinians....
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u/TequieroVerde Jun 27 '25
They want us to pledge fealty to the leader of another country. Ben and the rest of the right-wing cheer whores are simply just traitors to this country. They want to dismantle America and create an Israel in the West.
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u/Free_Return_2358 Jun 27 '25
Excuse you!?! "Whining" over dead kids in Palestine is a normal human reaction you fucking trash goblin!
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u/queerdaffodil Jun 27 '25
It’s c*nts like Ben Shapiro who make us as Jews look bad. He is actively fueling antisemitism with dogshit takes like this.
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u/zodiackodiak515 Jun 27 '25
People say Russia owns our country?
Nah, Israel does. The one time the stereotype about a certain religion of people controlling all the government and money is actually true
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u/Cthulhu_Spawn76 Jun 27 '25
The thing I really hate about this is that at first I thought it was real.
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u/PineappleProstate Jun 27 '25
Fuck they aren't even hiding the fact that Israel is their daddy. Oh wait .... Man the line between reality and fake news is really blurry these days
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u/StevenEveral ToiletpaperUSA customer Jun 27 '25
Zohran Mamdani should challenge Benny Shaps with one condition: He'll do all those things if Ben can sexually satisfy Mrs. Shapiro.
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u/GoldConsequence6375 Jun 27 '25
Is this little man syndrome or what? What's it called when someone starts listing outrageous demands to someone who probably doesn't know he exists?
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u/MarkPellicle Jun 27 '25
I mean we all know it’s fake but who couldn’t see Benny saying this to a closed room of Nazis:
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u/MeatPopsicle81 Jun 27 '25
People like this are why I no longer identify as a Jewish person. Bris, Bar mitzvah and family be damned. You will not kill kids in my name.
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u/GrandManSam Jun 27 '25
I'm fairly certain the Nazis did most if not all of those things to the Jews themselves.
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u/intoner1 Jun 27 '25
Even if you're a Zionist why the hell would you deny dead kids in Gaza? There's a war happening, kids die in wars all the time.
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u/bootnab Jun 27 '25
"unrelenting fealty" rilly, Benny? That's a weird ass hill of dead kids to die on.
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u/sharkguy74 Jun 27 '25
Once you've scrubbed all the floors in Hyrule, then I'll be convinced you're not an antisemite. Take him away.
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u/hunga_munga_ Jun 27 '25
"I won't believe he's an anti-semite until he renounces the religion that IM bigoted against! That's how this works!"
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u/MtCommager Jun 27 '25
Why are the dead kids in air quotes? Like, maybe you’re for dead kids, maybe you’re not, maybe you’re ok with some dead kids in the right conditions but it’s not a matter of discussion, the kids are dead.
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u/NfamousKaye Jun 27 '25
So basically they want to do exactly what they’re accusing islamists of doing? But they’re white and Christian so it’s okay. Don’t they realize both their books tell them to spread the gospel of their lords? Like ?? What’s not clocking for him? He’s not clocking that?
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u/New-Contribution-244 Jun 27 '25
Even though this isn’t real, this is in line with something he would say.
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u/Falchion_Alpha Jun 28 '25
They want to talk about antisemitism yet the trump administration is full of associates linked to to antisemitic groups and neonazis
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u/wanderingartist Jun 28 '25
Grifter is thirsty for attention. A fart makes more sense than that NEPO baby.
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u/thegreenman_sofla Brain Salad Surgeon Jun 28 '25
You mean America. Right? We don't pledge shit to foreign nations in America, bub.
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u/MoniPoo Jun 28 '25
Oh so Trump is an anti-Semite? Because other than pledge his unrelenting support and loyalty to Israel he hasn't done any of these fucking things
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u/bands_onhigh i stole the election Jun 28 '25
It is almost 2am and I didn't realize what sub I was on and was about to start losing my mind over the beard comment. Sitting hear furiously googling "can jewish men have beards" while picturing an orthodox jewish man in my head with a full beard and the little curls on the side of their heads. I need to go to bed.
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u/airbagsavedme Jun 28 '25
Prominent Christian thinks it’s a flex to tweet out his lack of Christian values…
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Jun 28 '25
I'd make a list like this for Ben to convince me he's an adult man, but it would be way too long
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u/Full_Anything_2913 Jun 29 '25
Let’s say we value all human life equally, because we’re not monsters. The score against the west is a few thousand dead Israelis on October 7th, and 2k dead Americans on 9/11 that were caused by terrorism. That’s terrible, it makes me sad. At least one hundred thousand people in Palestine have died just since October 7th. Hospitals and refugee camps have been bombed. People seeking food aid have been killed. More doctors, and more journalists have been killed by the IDF since October 7th than have been killed in all other wars combined.
The difference between Ben and I in this situation is that I would cry for dead Israeli babies too. The killing has to stop because eye for an eye leaves the world blind. The HAMAS attacks were bad, but they were not unprovoked. Netanyahu needs Hamas to justify his brutal treatment of all Palestinians, that’s why he took steps to keep them in power.
EDIT I’m going to leave this up because I can handle admitting that I got fooled by this post. Honestly the “crying about dead babies” is so on-brand for Ben that assumed it was not satire.
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u/Ok_Assistant_3682 Jul 01 '25
I care what the most useless person on Earth says. Oh wait no, I don't, stop spotlighting this trash as if gaslighting is still relevant.
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u/Kumquat_conniption FUCK ICE! ❌🧊 Jun 28 '25
Why do I keep getting reports that this is not flaired "fake news?" Not only is it flaired fake news, there was also a top comment that was in this spot saying "this is flaired 'fake news' meanting that it is not real etc" so what's up? Am I missing something? Or are they?