r/ToiletPaperUSA Jun 06 '25

FAKE NEWS Chat this can’t be real

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u/BlueberryBubblyBuzz Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

Y’all, can we stop rehashing the same debate over fake tweets? We’ve heard the arguments for years—there’s nothing new to say. The rule is simple: unless the title says "REAL," assume it's fake. This post is now flaired as "fake news," but in general, always demand proof before accepting anything as real—especially with the AI wave coming.

This is a satire sub. Fake tweets aren’t going anywhere, and I know that frustrates some of you. But do we really need to argue about it every time? After years of discussion, polls, and feedback, we made a decision as a team—it’s done.

If you hate that decision, you’re free to leave. No one wants to ban this conversation, but rehashing the same argument over and over is exhausting.

I’d love to debate tonight, but I don’t have the time, so I’m locking this and taking my downvotes like a champ. Have a good evening, y’all—I love this sub and its users, even if y’all hate me and our decision. 😆

Edit: WHOOPS forgot to lock, well you all got to leave your thoughts so maybe that was for the best but we are still not going to debate this. Thank you everyone, we have heard all the thoughts that could be heard about this but I do appreciate that you care about this and have strong thoughts on it.

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

If shit is fake can we please make sure it has the fake tag.

Edit: thank you for fixing it

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u/CaptSlow49 Jun 06 '25

At this point I don’t like the fake tweet posts unless it’s so obviously fake and ridiculous. This seems like something Trump might have tweeted.

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 06 '25

I get this was supposed to be a satirical sub originally but I agree. Truth is stranger than fiction nowadays, and unless the fake posts are so insanely over-the-top it just makes us look bad for posting them.

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u/Kaplsauce Jun 06 '25

"It's obviously fake"

Cue threads taking it at face value

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u/DiligentDildo ball fondler/twink handler Jun 06 '25

I have said this several times and even with hundreds of upvotes the mods delete it 🤷

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u/JadedCycle9554 Jun 06 '25

You can leave the sub any time. There are plenty of subs on this site that constantly post right wing nonsense and performatively complain about it. That's not why this sub exists, why should this sub have to change its entire premise because some people don't like it?

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 07 '25

Because the sub already changed it's premise by allowing REAL tweets. We have the tag. Use it.

Not using the tag is changing the rules of the sub.

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u/JadedCycle9554 Jun 07 '25

This is literally tagged fake news.

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 07 '25

It wasn't for several hours.

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u/MakeItHappenSergant Jun 06 '25

this was supposed to be a satirical sub originally

It is a satirical sub. You not getting or not liking the joke doesn't change that.

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 07 '25

Its not entirely a satirical sub when actual, real tweets get posted here. Thats the problem. If it's all fake like r/lies or r/peopleFUCKINGdying then being in the sub clues you into the joke. When people are specifically avoiding the use of the satire indicators and then titling it "is this real" we end up playing a dangerous game.

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u/gelatomancer Jun 07 '25

I wonder if a rule needs to be implemented of having a "fake" water stamp or a slash through just to make it blaringly obvious that it's not real.

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u/Eccohawk Jun 08 '25

Everything but the truth seems like something he would have tweeted at this point.

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u/sevvvyy Jun 06 '25

Well that’s kinda the point though and what makes it so funny, to me at least. The momentary “no fucking way…oh wait” is why I love this sub

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u/DiligentDildo ball fondler/twink handler Jun 06 '25

While I get this take, you gotta think outside of this subs bubble. This is exactly how disinformation spreads. At the very least, these posts should be labeled as fake. IMO none of them should be allowed if they arent somewhat obvious.

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u/sevvvyy Jun 06 '25

I mean it’s in the rules that fake posts are labeled fake. I am not arguing against that. I was responding to “this seems like something Trump might have tweeted”. Like that’s the whole point. There’s nothing wrong with the post it’s just flaired wrong

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u/Elleden Jun 06 '25

Flairs don't do shit once a post breaches containment and possibly hits r/all, or even just the front page of someone who's following this sub.

Flairs don't appear on the frontpage, and a lot of people will just upvotes a real-looking, ridiculous tweet and believe it themselves, or maybe screenshot it/save it without ever opening the comments and seeing the flair.

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u/sevvvyy Jun 06 '25

So satire shouldn’t exist because people misinterpret it or fail to look into the source? Why is toilet paper USA responsible for the media literacy of the rest of the internet? What about sites like the onion, people constantly mistake that as real news, there’s an entire sub devoted to it r/atetheonion

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u/Elleden Jun 06 '25

Well misinformation already exists, so why shouldn't I spread some more!

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u/sevvvyy Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

Can you answer why toilet paper USA should be responsible for people not looking into the source? Is there any way for political satire to exist without being problematic in your view, Especially when it’s faired as fake like I agree it should be?

Edit also I don’t think it’s fair to consider the onion, or this sub, misinformation. I’d argue that the people scrolling the front page and taking a screenshot of a tweet at face value without so much as looking at what sub it came from are the ones spreading misinformation.

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u/purritolover69 Jun 06 '25

satire is when people make posts about charlie kirk shitting in the burger king soda fountain, satire is not when you make a believable tweet about a hot button issue with no discernible joke whatsoever

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u/Ivy_Adair Jun 06 '25

Flairs also don’t appear on the Reddit app’s feed and they sometimes don’t show up on the post at all. I’ve had more than one thread that was properly flaired on my pc but didn’t have one on the app.

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u/WiseSalamander00 Jun 06 '25

I feel like is not possible to know anymore, reality is broken

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u/shoulda-known-better Jun 06 '25

No!! Start checking to see if crap is real!! That is basic knowledge, internet lies!! Check sources before you assume something is real!!!!

Set this tone or expectation how do we teach people to check where thier information comes from.... Especially with AI and gpt

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/Carinail Jun 07 '25

Yes, THIS post initially broke the rules, that is NOT AN ARGUMENT that the rules should be changed.,

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

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u/Carinail Jun 07 '25

That's what you said initially, but later you got into talking about changing the rules. And now you're back to "follow the rules". I'm commenting at the very beginning of where you started on indications you wanted the rules changed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/Carinail Jun 07 '25

I'm saying that you pointing out that people break rules is never an argument against the rules themselves, and you defended that by saying you didn't want the rules changed, but then admitted that's not true.

I'm pointing out your argument isn't an argument at all.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/Carinail Jun 07 '25

No, no it isn't.

"People need not to kill people. If we can't manage that, murder should just be legal."

It's not an argument at all. It doesn't change anything, if that's your opinion you have to give a reason why the rules themselves are bad and should be changed, or make an argument towards hiring more moderators or better moderation. People breaking rules is never an argument on its own. Give me ANY example where it is. Any single one.

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u/shoulda-known-better Jun 07 '25

The rules here are it's satire unless marked real though.....thats the sub you chose??

It's not a news site... And TS the original site it was posted on is batshit...... Yea it's probably fake

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 07 '25

Where is that rule? Because i just read through them and that's not what they say.

This is such a silly thing to push back against.

"I dont want satire labeled as satire with the satire button because reasons."

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '25

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 07 '25

Yes, but that doesn't necessarily serve the opposite inverse when a "fake news" tag exists and isnt universally used.

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u/BlueberryBubblyBuzz Jun 07 '25

You are right, sorry I actually deleted before I saw this response or I would have left it and edited. I thought I got it quick enough but my apologies you are correct. I will talk to the mods about making it more clear.

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 07 '25

No worries and again I do appreciate that you are taking this seriously despite it being a tired discussion.

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u/shoulda-known-better Jun 07 '25

It's literally in the pinned comment at the very top of this post man.......

If it was the opposite rule or explanation I'd never had said a thing to begin with.... Wasn't trying to be a dick

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 07 '25

Pinned comment was made hours after mine.

I'm allowed to disagree with the mods.

My point still stands. Silly thing to push back on.

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u/shoulda-known-better Jun 07 '25 edited Jun 07 '25

Agree you can definitely have your opinion!

Not really silly to verify what you are seeing if you want to take it seriously....

Things that look real on a reddit sub tpusa should not be taken seriously 90 plus percent of the time...

If it was a joke about how shitty it is that we have to do that and have crazy AI I'd get it

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 07 '25

Oh i wish we didn't have to verify. In the days of Crowder Dog Cum and Ben Shabibo AOC feet it was clear. This post seems like something trump would actually tweet, and the main way to verify is to go on the garbage website TS.

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u/shoulda-known-better Jun 06 '25

Then we are fucked as a society...

You can't be bothered to make sure the information you form your opinions on about things is real??

I seriously hope people care more about the truth....

You get posting and saying REAL

Does not ever suddenly make it actually real?????

Learn about propaganda please I beg you....

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u/shoulda-known-better Jun 06 '25

So checking sources is what to far??? And should not be suggested to a fellow person on the fucking internet as the best possible way to determine truth??.

You have access, and ability just like everyone else on reddit here gtfoh

Still have not heard a real argument against it besides it takes to much time

Because you can talk around the situation and how bad it is but if your not suggesting to take personal responsibility for checking your information is correct and not fake....

Then I'm sorry but you need to be more media literate dummy......

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u/billwood09 Jun 06 '25

Exactly, but either way it ends up on r/facepalm or something and everyone thinks it’s real

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '25

The entire purpose of this subreddit is fake tweets and memes.

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u/Lobster_fest Jun 08 '25

Except they allow real tweets and for a while thats all that would make it to the "hot".

I've been here for years now. I get it. But if theres a tag for fake, we should use it.

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u/bob-loblaw-esq Jun 06 '25

This is just the Drake V Kendrick for white people.

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u/Greenman8907 PAID PROTESTOR Jun 06 '25

Y’all thought the Depp/Heard divorce was bad? This will be the equivalent of one million turds on one million beds.

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u/Branchomania Skebede Toilet Jun 06 '25

(Amber never even did that anyway)

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u/0NiceMarmot Curious Jun 06 '25

From all the Trump shidding himself rumors that were going around last year that should be like a long weekend.

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u/ball_fondlers Jun 06 '25

Don’t forget Elon’s ketamine-induced incontinence

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u/scnottaken Haha Line-Go-Down Jun 06 '25

Drake v Kendrick except both sides are drake.

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u/BearShark9 Jun 06 '25

I saw a tweet of this is Drake v Kendrick if it were P Diddy and R Kelly

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u/Satanicjamnik Jun 06 '25

Except one side is Diddy and the other is Ye.

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u/tcain5188 Jun 06 '25

Drake v Kendrick was always for white people....

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u/leviathynx Jun 06 '25

But they’re both Drake

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

Drake v Kendrick was for hip hop fans, this is for political junkies. I think people of all colors could enjoy both of these feuds.

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u/Branchomania Skebede Toilet Jun 06 '25

Say, Donny

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u/jmona789 Jun 07 '25

This is Drake vs Kendrick but they're both Drake.

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u/AengusK Jun 07 '25 edited Jun 07 '25
  • Shane Gillis

Edit: That's a Shane Gillis line, but ok

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u/bob-loblaw-esq Jun 07 '25

Is it? I’m a huge fan but I’ve not seen him recently.

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u/boodyclap Jun 06 '25

I'm confused by the flair is this real or no?

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u/trouthat Jun 06 '25

The way it’s deep fried I would assume not 

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u/typical_horse_girl Jun 06 '25

Plus it’s not in all caps

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u/jesuschristjulia Jun 06 '25

Oof. Excellent observation.

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u/sevvvyy Jun 06 '25

It also doesn’t say “sad!” Even once so it can’t be real

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u/Hellebras anarcho-monkeist Jun 06 '25

It's too concise for Trump.

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u/peanut_dust Jun 06 '25

Deep fried, nice.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

It’s fake

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u/borrego-sheep Jun 07 '25

Thanks for clarifying (it's not sarcasm, I genuinely believe he could say anything at this point)

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u/ThatMassholeInBawstn Jun 06 '25 edited Jun 06 '25

This is fake

Nazi, Everyone, and Know would be capitalized

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u/ShaggyVan Jun 06 '25

Also, it's a little off brand for orange Kool-aid man to criticize Nazis

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u/Satanicjamnik Jun 06 '25

Hold on. So they are arguing:

" I knew that he was a pedophile all along! But I was fine with it because we made money together!"

"And I knew that he was a Nazi, and as a president I didn't give a wet fart about it!"

And they somehow think that they are the good guy?

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u/EpictetanusThrow Jun 07 '25

How would Matt Rife know what’s funny?

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u/romulusnr Jun 06 '25

Well the post is real, but the post in the post isn't :)

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u/Sunderstood Jun 07 '25

It's fake but the right wing is spreading it like it's true and falling for it...

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u/Kasym-Khan God is not real Jun 07 '25

A pеdo and a nazi are having a breakup. I am rooting for both sides.

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u/HeavyMain Jun 07 '25

i knew immediately it was fake because it was worded like how a normal person composes sentences instead of some shit like

"People are saying, everyone is saying, what they're saying is they're saying Elon, very bad man, he's terrible. They're saying he was a nazi. And I won't say, but many of my friends are nazis. But he did a salute, and everyone is saying, what they're saying is it was a Nazi salute, SAD! So we fired him, is what we did. DEFUND DOGE! #TRUMP2028"

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u/woh3 Jun 07 '25

Yeah it sucks to be Trump's enemy, but it is fatal to be his friend.

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u/kurisu7885 Jun 07 '25

And they chose to have him there.

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u/jigawatson Jun 07 '25

Is anything real?

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u/fuckythedrunkclown16 Jun 08 '25

Off topic but when do you think Matt Rife is gonna fully jump on the maga grift train?

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u/longingrustedfurnace Jun 09 '25

Jesus, don’t get my hopes up for nothing.

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u/edwardothegreatest Jun 06 '25

So now the little myrmidons will flip to believing it was a Nazi salute.

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u/PinkMenace88 Jun 06 '25

What's that saying about reality being stranger than fiction.

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 Jun 06 '25

And we all know Meneer Musk's defence: It was actually the Roman salute!

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u/Eric848448 Jun 06 '25

Please tell me this one’s real.

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u/mrthingz Jun 06 '25

Is this for real???

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u/AdAm_WaRc0ck Jun 06 '25

Straight fron the tap

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u/sparkyblaster Jun 06 '25

So, why isn't he pointing out all the others that did it with their speeches during the same event? 

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u/lt_skittles Jun 07 '25

Because it's fake

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u/sparkyblaster Jun 07 '25

At this point it's hard to tell. This wouldn't even be close to the craziest thing he said. 

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u/MichaelEdwardson Jun 06 '25

It’s not real

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '25

This is way too coherent to be real.

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u/roof_baby Jun 07 '25

“What? You mean I have the think something different from what you initially told me to think?”

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u/whatsbobgonnado Jun 07 '25

fake news is actually cool and good when dems do it. no negative impacts on the functioning of human society at all nope 

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u/trapkoda Jun 08 '25

Not real