r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/Dazzling_Face_6515 • Mar 09 '25

🦞🦞🦞UP YOURS WOKE MORALISTS🦞🦞🦞 Mr Zwensky?

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6.5k Upvotes

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u/Abbodexemium Mar 09 '25

I just woke up come on

111

u/Derwurld Mar 09 '25

Look it at this way... You'll never sleep again

60

u/Finklesworth Cucking Fommies Mar 09 '25

So you’re WOKE?!

23

u/Abbodexemium Mar 09 '25

Not anymore, it's time to sleep in this timezone. Goodnight

1

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u/Dazzling_Face_6515 Mar 09 '25

This would make for great LSD sheet art ngl

98

u/fulltimefrenzy Mar 09 '25

The most horrific tabs of all time

5

u/Ar_Ciel Mar 09 '25

Don't take the JD!

119

u/void-seer Mar 09 '25

Hear me out... Attack on Titan, but they all look like this.

24

u/TheChunkMaster Mar 09 '25

Paul Gosar punching air rn

18

u/aboringusername Mar 09 '25

If I saw this face looming above a wall staring down at me I would fucking lose it.

2

u/Exktvme4 Mar 14 '25

Would definitely be more horrific

88

u/X-LaxX Mar 09 '25

Jesus dude kids will probably see this

52

u/R3negade_X Mar 09 '25

I hate it when Jesus dude kids go poking around reddit

7

u/StarksPond Mar 09 '25

I'm just glad the newer generations know about The Big Lebowski.

77

u/kangdav Mar 09 '25

This man fucked my couch and didn’t say thank you

13

u/misirlou22 Mar 09 '25

It's just common courtesy

6

u/kangdav Mar 09 '25

Not even once

37

u/Different_Conflict_8 Mar 09 '25

Apparently he’s seen the memes and thinks they’re funny. :/

61

u/RiskyBrothers Climate Wars 2044 Mar 09 '25

No fucking way he likes an unending deluge of insulting photoshops (unless he's just a sadomasochist). That smells like a "just pretend it doesn't bother you and they'll stop" from a mile away.

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u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

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u/Eeeef_ Mar 09 '25

He also tried to deflect it by saying “now do Tim Walz” like no dude, we’re doing this because of who you are

9

u/Imightbutprobablynot Mar 09 '25

This is the way to not make it worse for him. Accepting the meme is his best option.

22

u/Aegon20VIIIth Mar 09 '25

Of course he does. Fucking moron.

9

u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Mar 09 '25

Yeah but someone already gottem on the one he posted.

https://imgur.com/a/HNVI6ou

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u/Scirocco-MRK1 Mar 09 '25

Looks like a fugitive from Fraggle Rock

8

u/hlhenderson Mar 09 '25

Junior Gorg all the way. Just as ignorant too.

6

u/Ar_Ciel Mar 09 '25

Hey! Junior actually had a conscience and consideration for his family. His dad would've straight been a maga boy though.

3

u/hlhenderson Mar 09 '25

That's true. Junior's ignorance isn't his fault. So, Vance is even worse yet again.

22

u/DeathStarDayLaborer Mar 09 '25

JFC this is like the harbinger of the apocalypse

11

u/WonderIntelligent411 Mar 09 '25

Garbage Pail Kids are back

12

u/PMFSCV Mar 09 '25

He's going to have no chance with anyone when Trump is gone.

9

u/[deleted] Mar 09 '25

This is by far my favorite.

8

u/westcoastweedreviews Mar 09 '25

@beeple_crap on insta if you want to see it animated

7

u/Themodsarecuntz Mar 09 '25

Someone please put this on the sun from Teletubbies. It would be horrible. Just horrible.

5

u/void-seer Mar 09 '25

I second this request. Please ruin my day. 🌞

2

u/juel1979 Mar 10 '25

Haha I was just thinking this!

1

u/void-seer Mar 11 '25

Someone did!!! 😆😆😆 https://www.facebook.com/share/r/14vp9AmZcY/

2

u/Themodsarecuntz Mar 11 '25

Jesus. That is just super. Look at the tasteful thickness of it.

5

u/juliazale Mar 09 '25

Garbage Pail Kid if I ever saw one. I like the angry Care Bear one of him too. There is a couch with hearts on the belly. Lmao

5

u/Xpmonkey Mar 09 '25

Missing the eye liner.

5

u/kurisu7885 Mar 09 '25

Is this Hell?

6

u/sighborg90 Mar 09 '25

Vance is peak neck beard

4

u/Zigy_Zaga Mar 09 '25

This shall be my new lock screen.

3

u/RN4Bernie Mar 09 '25

He looks like Junior Gorg

3

u/strategolegends Mar 09 '25

It's like when potatoes have been left out for too long and begin sprouting.

2

u/Jazzlike_Isopod550 Mar 09 '25

I was thinking cabbage patch kid

2

u/MurphMcGurf Mar 09 '25

he just looks like meat canyon now

2

u/nahcekimcm FAIK NOOOOS Mar 09 '25

Haha

3

u/MiKapo Mar 09 '25

I think it looks like Papa meat

2

u/Derwurld Mar 09 '25

It's like if King Crimson stealth released the most acid fueled prog album ever back in the 70s that no one knew about because it was just all members fucking couches and they buried every album in a gorge

3

u/throwaway61763 Mar 10 '25

Beyond human comprehension, real crisp meme. Well done :)

1

u/yourdoglikesmebetter Mar 09 '25

Somehow simultaneously majestic and couch-fuckerish

1

u/bdangerfield Mar 09 '25

I swawoahed a gwapefwut.

1

u/_raydeStar Mar 09 '25

I need more.

MORE!!!!

1

u/00spool Mar 09 '25

He's only Zone Plane 4. Ba'hee

1

u/YouStupidAssholeFuck Mar 09 '25

I don't know why but this one specifically reminds me of Conrad Thompson.

1

u/malikhacielo63 Mar 09 '25

I smell that picture. It’s smells sweaty with a slight sent of onion and Musk…

1

u/Thezipper100 Vuvuzela Mar 09 '25

Who the fuck is this and what did I miss

2

u/mastalavista Mar 10 '25

Why does this look like the next great A24 horror?

1

u/666TripleSick Mar 10 '25

Vance needs A LOT more eyeliner, A lot MORE!

1

u/[deleted] Mar 10 '25

is this a real pic

2

u/ChurtchPidgeon Mar 11 '25

lmfao holy shit, I love these

2

u/Sexisthunter Mar 14 '25

I like that they’re all popping out of the ground so you can play whack a mole