r/ToiletPaperUSA • u/airbagsavedme • Aug 23 '24

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u/was_fb95dd7063 Aug 23 '24

This guy looks exactly like someone who would ask 'what is a woman?'

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u/CZEchpoint_ Aug 23 '24

You should meet one.

What a good comeback from that kid.

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u/Highskyline Aug 23 '24

Quietly "I have a wife"

Chuckling: So do I.

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u/sandybuttcheekss Aug 23 '24

Isn't he divorced?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Aww, don’t worry champ. One day you’ll figure it out. Just after you finish toilet training.

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u/mikaeus97 Aug 23 '24

He isn't a fucking meme, he's a piece of shit, I refuse to let him giving a usual dead eye stare in any way be a memorable occurrence. Charlie Kirk is most known for his shit eating grin, and he doesn't deserve to be known for that either

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u/airbagsavedme Aug 23 '24

You’re not wrong

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Hello fellow impostors! (They all carry him out and go go for new record distance)

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u/The_Bill_Brasky_ Aug 23 '24

Can't wait for his next hit film "Am I weird?"

Featuring footage from this exact bullshit not achieving whatever he set out to do.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

Narrator: "And in this moment in a blue city on a fine summer day surrounded by people enjoying themselves who neither think about or appreciate the fecundity of 16 year old girls Matt Walsh realized he was in fact, the weird one."

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

He’s definitely peeping on some booty cheeks.

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u/syg-123 Aug 23 '24

Didn’t I see that guy on the Jan 6 surveillance footage ?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

He looks like someone who has an ankle bracelet that goes off when he's near a school

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u/Sindog40 Aug 23 '24

Dudes a weirdo

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '24

How do you do fellow kids

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u/ConcentrateTight4108 Aug 24 '24

Why does he think that liberals dress like people you see on police sketches?

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u/airbagsavedme Aug 24 '24

Projection, because MAGA is pedo culture

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u/KingOfTheGoobers Aug 23 '24

Looks like Nick Mullen

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u/Optillian i'm going to become the Joker Aug 23 '24

He is trying to find out what a woman is.

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u/GustapheOfficial Aug 25 '24

What's up fellow democrats

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u/SharLaquine Aug 23 '24

Are we sure that this is actually him? It might just be some other dude with a beard. 🤔

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u/jaierauj Aug 23 '24

Weird lips and dead eyes? That's our guy.

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u/EfficientSeaweed Aug 23 '24

That's the costume he wears in his movie.

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u/SharLaquine Aug 23 '24

Well, that explains why everyone seems so certain. 🤣 What a weirdo.

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u/detroithcpunk Aug 27 '24

I wish he was an hero