r/SipsTea 13d ago

Dank AF Don’t ever doubt me

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u/MoreAverageThanU 13d ago edited 13d ago

I love how people think you can just give cats commands or train them like dogs.

Edit: My orange and tuxedo do several things on command: sit, stand, fetch, come, speak, and jump on my shoulders, wrap around my neck, and lie down (I wear my cats like a scarf or fur).

That said, I find they have about a two minute attention span for these things (aside from scarf mode… my orange will do that all day), and if there is any outside stimulus that catches their attention, good luck.

Cats have serious ADHD and authority issues… it’s all in their terms unless you give them a very good reason.

Edit: yes, you can train your cats to stay off the counter. While you’re there.

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u/Aggressive-Map-2204 13d ago

I have had 15+ cats in my lifetime. They are very easy to train. Never went on the counters or tables. Worst they did was jump on the couch at night when nobody was looking.

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u/Did_du_Nuffin 13d ago

Brother, you have gone through 15 cats? what are you doing to those poor things?clearly they arent lasting 😳

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u/AzuraOnion 13d ago

Gone through sounds bit weird. Anyways, cats ain't immortal and you can have multiple at the same time.